Crazy Rich

By Meta Smith

Peyton Chandler, a high-powered real estate broker to the wealthy, is about to close on the biggest deal of her career until things get crazy thanks to her eclectic and eccentric clients, Manhattan socialite Avery Carlyle, her newly betrothed cuckold of a fiance Dr. Stuart Nussbaum and a hyperactive trio of pampered pooches.

Goddamned Lunatics is a humorous short story written by international best-selling author Meta Smith, author of The Rolexxx Club, Queen of Miami, Heaven's Fury, Whip Appeal & Sex Appeal.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Risque Publishing
• Release date: Aug 31, 2012
• ISBN: 9781476164793

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Goddamned Lunatics

Méta Smith

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Peyton Chandler took a final sip of her Pellegrino as her Town Car pulled in front of an intimidating fortress on the Upper East Side called the Carlyle Building. Peyton checked her make-up in her compact mirror while she waited for the chauffeur to open her door. This was it. Today, she was going to seal the biggest deal of her career. She had to look perfect. She did look perfect.

You’ve got this, she told herself. Everything’s totally under control.

Peyton slid gracefully from the supple, dove-gray, leather interior and walked toward the skyscraper with the confident, elegant strides of a runway model.

Avery! she called out to