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Albert may have a little snow on the roof, but there's still some fire in the furnace. His thoughts are the worst, it's like he just can't deal with it. When a couple of young hotties turn up on his doorstep, they confront him with one or two issues, including his lonely and empty life. A short story.
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Ian W. Cooper
Ian Cooper has written fiction, non-fiction and worked for newspapers and magazines. He likes to make people laugh as well as think. His writing has a strong sense of the dramatic. Out of work and recovering from a life-threatening illness, someone suggested writing his sexual memoirs, which he initially rejected for the amount of research involved. He didn’t want to have to make it all up from scratch. A single dad and semi-retired from his most recent experience in the construction industry, Ian squeezes a little writing time in between raising a daughter and building a home-based business.
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Two on One - Ian W. Cooper
Two on One
Ian Cooper
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Table of Contents
Phoebe
Happy Friday
Saturday Morning
About the Author
Two on One
Ian Cooper
Phoebe
Phoebe was around here.
Ned was out front watering his hedges, which tended to dry
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