Cocktails and Shooters with Dirty Names
By Dave A Vance
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Cocktails and Shooters with Dirty Names contains over 300 cocktail and shooter recipes with dirty and vulgar names. It makes a great resource for parties and other social events where proper etiquette is not important.
Dave A Vance
Dave A Vance is the author of "Martini Madness: 380 recipes to tempt your taste buds" and "Margarita Mania". Along with Dave's ebook versions, print versions of both of Dave's books can be found on Amazon.com.
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Cocktails and Shooters with Dirty Names - Dave A Vance
Cocktails and Shooters with Dirty Names
by Dave A Vance
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COPYRIGHT
Copyright © 2009 by Dave A Vance
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This book contains adult language and is only suitable for adults of legal drinking age.
LIMIT OF LIABILITY/DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTY: Neither the publisher nor the author can accept any responsibility for any consequences arising from the information contained in this book. While great care was taken to create this book, errors may exist. Responsible drinking is everyone's personal responsibility. The publisher and author make no representations or warranties with respect to the accuracy or completeness of this work and specifically disclaim all warranties, including without limitation warranties of fitness for a particular purpose. No warranty may be created or extended by sales or promotional materials.
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CONTENTS
PREFACE
DRINK RECIPES
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PREFACE
We have all either tried or have at least heard of cocktails and shooters that have dirty, vulgar, and obscene names. This book was written to provide you with over 300 recipes to make at home, surprise your friends with, or know what you are ordering the next time you’re out on the town.
Some of the more common cocktails with fairly tame names, such as the Red Headed Slut and Anal Probe, are included as well as some of the more obscene named drinks, such as the Cumshot, Crack Whore, Cocksucking Cowboy, amongst others.
I can’t promise you that you won’t get funny looks when ordering some of these drinks at the bar, but at least you will have the knowledge to tell the bartender how to make the drink.
This is definitely one of those books that you should keep away from children.
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DRINK RECIPES
1-900-FUK-MEUP
Serve in a Whiskey Sour Glass
1/2 oz. Absolut Kurant
1/4 oz. Grand Marnier
1/4 oz. Chambord
1/4 oz. Midori Melon Liqueur
1/4 oz. Malibu Coconut Rum
1/4 oz. Amaretto
1/2 oz. Cranberry Juice
1/4 oz. Pineapple Juice
Shake ingredients in a mixing tin filled with ice cubes and strain into a rocks glass.
A GET FUCKED UP SPECIAL
Serve in a Shot Glass
1/3 part Bacardi 151
1/3 part Peach Schnapps
1/3 part Orange Soda
Mix all ingredients and pour into a shot glass.
A PIECE OF ASS
Serve in a Shot Glass
1/2 shot Amaretto
3/4 shot Southern Comfort
Ice
splash Sour Mix
Put ice in shaker tin,