Everybody vs The Ferret 1: Give Me Your Pickle

By Cristian YoungMiller

In Everybody vs The Ferret 1: Give Me Your Pickle, the boy fruitheads elicit the help of a internet obsessed talking ferret to get revenge on the girl fruitheads after then try to steal the boys' sources of bravado. The dreaded Michael Jackson device is enabled.

Based on characters from the author's Everybody Masturbates book series, Everybody vs The Ferret is a satirical novelette series about how we deal with sex and life in the internet age. In every book, Billy, Jack and their pet ferret battle Candy, Tia and the girls in the cold war being waged over who will rule their school. Comparable to the animated TV show South Park.

• Language: English
• Publisher: RateABull Publishing
• Release date: May 2, 2011
• ISBN: 9781458025043

Book preview

EVERYBODY vs THE FERRET: 1

by

Cristian YoungMiller

RateABull

Books

* * * * *

Published By:

RateABull Publishing

Published by RateABull Publishing at Smashwords

* * * * *

Smashwords Edition, License Notes

This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each person. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then please return to Smashwords.com and purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

* * * * *

The characters and events in this book are fictitious. Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, is coincidental and not intended by the author.

Copyright © 2011 by Cristian YoungMiller

All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form or by any electronic or mechanical means, including information storage and retrieval systems, without permission in writing from the publisher, except by a reviewer who may quote brief passages in a review. For information contact Cristian YoungMiller at [e-mail].

RateABull Books

Visit our Web site at www.RateABull.com

Book Design by Cristian YoungMiller

*****

Dedication:

To everyone that was made to feel like they were the only ones doing it.

*****

Table of Contents

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

*****

EVERYBODY vs THE FERRET: 1

*****

Chapter 1

It’s a box! The secret of their power is a box. We’ve got to steal their box!

A 10-year-old Candy looks up from her file at Odessa, a classmate and foot soldier in their ongoing war of boys against girls. Candy focuses her keen mind on Odessa’s face. Odessa’s twitching eyes and the bruise mark on her orange head tells Candy that her comrade had been through a lot.

By the way, you did a good job. When we rule the school, there will be a lunch day named after you. It will be called Becky’s Lunch Day.

My name is Odessa, she replied.

Candy examined the countenance of her orange-headed friend, looking for signs of a challenge to her authority. From now on your name will be Becky. Do we have a problem with that?