Moon Trek: The Misadventures of Alexis Calderon-Bigglesworth III

By Rick Dearman

Alexis Calderon-Bigglesworth the III has arrived on the moon on his way to a new home on a distant star system. A homestead which was NOT "within the jurisdiction of the Terra World Government or the constabulary thereof".

Bumbling his way across the moon causing havoc and destruction.

Moon Trek is an amusing jaunt out with the most pompous man in the known universe.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Rick Dearman
• Release date: May 13, 2011
• ISBN: 9781465927484

Rick Dearman

Rick Dearman (1964 - ) is a prolific author who has written extensively across multiple genres. Born in Newark, Ohio, Rick spent 10 years in the USAF before relocating to Britain, where he currently resides in Chelmsford with his partner and beloved dog. With a passion for storytelling and an imaginative mind, Rick has created captivating works in the realms of fantasy, action, and more.Rick's literary journey began with non-fiction works available on Amazon, covering topics such as problem-solving, language learning, and meditation. However, his true calling lies in the realm of fantasy. Rick has launched two popular fantasy series, namely "Frontiersman" and "Librarian," which have enchanted readers with their immersive world-building and memorable characters.In addition to his fantasy series, Rick Dearman has delved into other genres, drawing inspiration from personal experiences and research. His action-packed series follows the adventures of a former French Foreign Legion soldier, providing an authentic and gripping narrative.Beyond writing, Rick Dearman finds joy in reading, exploring new places, and spending quality time with family and friends. With an insatiable appetite for knowledge, Rick hosts the Autodidactic podcast, serving as both producer and podcaster. The podcast caters to self-learners and polymaths, offering valuable tips and methods for learning.Furthermore, Rick is an accomplished speaker and language learning enthusiast. He holds the esteemed position of administrator on a popular language learning forum, where he actively contributes his expertise. On his YouTube channel, Rick shares insightful tips, tricks, and information on language learning, writing, and other subjects that pique his interest. His dedication to self-study and becoming an Autodidactic is also showcased through his podcast.In total, Rick Dearman has written over twenty books under his own name or as a ghostwriter. With a diverse background ranging from being a cook and dishwasher to an aircraft mechanic and IT manager, Rick brings a wealth of life experiences and knowledge to his writing. His fiction works are known for their thrilling plots and action-packed storytelling.Throughout his journey, Rick's passion for learning has been evident. He has taught himself French, Italian, and numerous computer languages, highlighting his relentless pursuit of knowledge.Whether you're seeking high fantasy adventures, heart-pounding action, or valuable insights into language learning and self-study, Rick Dearman's writings offer a diverse range of experiences to captivate and inspire readers.

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Moon Trek

The Misadventures of Alexis Calderon-Bigglesworth III

By Rick Dearman

Copyright 2011 Rick Dearman

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I stepped slowly out of the auto cab with my arms full. The doorman at the Luna Savoy looked at me oddly as I approached the door; I suspect he caught a whiff of the vomit on my shirt.

I ignored him with disdain, if it is possible to both disdain someone and ignore them at the same time. Regardless I attempted it. It is difficult enough to carry packages out away from my corpulent frame without engaging in a bit of aggro with the doorman. He performed his primary function, which is to say he opened the door also with some disdain I noted from behind the tower of parcels I held.

A woman in a lovely green micro-skirt with matching breast paint and large silver nipple rings chained together with two silver chains charged out of the door directly into me. This I thought showed an appalling lack of manners.

I back-pedalled while unsuccessfully trying to keep my balance. I rotated anti-clockwise in the low lunar gravity; it was dreadfully slow-motion you know; just like one of those old space station docking procedures.

I collided with someone behind me and I felt my feet depart the ground as my