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    Beer Money
    Beer Money
    Beer Money
    Ebook91 pages1 hour

    Beer Money

    By Mark Fitzgerald

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    I call these "neural nuggets": litely battered blather containing no less than %50 humor and %50 percent wisdom. Trace amounts of bullshit. No trans-fat.. anymore.

    Really,I'm an "out of work archtect," who spends too much time on Facebook trying to be funny. They say I am. So, I am trying to earn "beer money" at least by publishing these. I am not kidding... I can't buy beer. God Bless.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMark Fitzgerald
    Release dateJul 25, 2011
    ISBN9781465826541
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