Baby's First Tattoo: A Memory Book for Modern Parents
By Jim Mullen and Barry Blitt
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CUDDLIEST, MOST WONDERFUL, SAINTLY CREATURES
IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.
THESE PEOPLE DO NOT HAVE CHILDREN.
THEY HAVE NICE THINGS. THEY COLLECT FRAGILE POTTERY. THEY HAVE CANDLELIT DINNERS IN FANCY RESTAURANTS. THEY GO TO MOVIES. THEY HAVE WHITE CARPETS.
PEOPLE WITH SMALL CHILDREN HAVEN'T BEEN TO A RESTAURANT WITHOUT
PLASTIC SILVERWARE IN YEARS. THE LAST MOVIE THEY SAW IN A THEATER IS NOW
ON AMERICAN MOVIE CLASSICS. THEIR HOUSE LOOKS LIKE IT WAS
DECORATED BY PEE-WEE HERMAN.
BABY'S FIRST TATTOO IS FOR THEM.
For years parents have been buying baby books to document all the precious moments in their new baby's life -- Baby's First Tooth, Baby's First Haircut, Baby's First Step. What have been ignored for too long are those "alternative" precious moments that really should be written down, celebrated, and remembered -- Baby's First Projectile Vomit, Baby's First Tantrum in a Crowded Grocery Store, Baby's 10,000th Dirty Diaper. Otherwise you might forget them and think of becoming parents once again.
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Baby's First Tattoo - Jim Mullen
Contents
Introduction
The Day Baby Was Born
Baby’s Statistics
Baby’s Circumcision
Baby’s First Visitors
The Day Baby Came Home
Baby’s First Name
What Not to Name the Baby
For Juniors Only
Announcements
Mementos
Baby’s First Diaper
Baby’s First Locomotion
How Baby’s Parents Met
Baby’s Family Tree
TV Shows Baby’s Appeared On
Siblings
Grandparents
Special People in Baby’s Life
Disciplining the Problem Grandparents
Wildly Inappropriate Gifts Grandparents Are Not Allowed to Bring in the House
Baby’s Sleep
Parents’ Sleep
How Long It Took Baby to Figure Out How to Get Out of
Adventure Land
Last Time Mom and Dad Had Sex
Our Neighborhood
Breast–Feeding
Baby’s Favorite Food
Baby’s First Web Page
Pictures . . .
Baby’s Progress
Not So Precious Moments
Baby’s Regress
First Trip to Gramps and Grammy’s
The Stuff We Have to Carry with Us Every Single Goddamn Place We Go Checklist
The Stuff We Forget to Carry with Us Every Single Goddamn Place We Go Checklist
Baby’s First Words
Baby’s First Baby–Sitter
Baby’s Childhood Diseases
Baby’s Medicines
Baby’s Life–Threatening, Attention–Getting, Conversation–Monopolizing Allergies
Baby Expenses
Things Mommy and Daddy Fight About All the Time
Baby’s Potty Training
Baby’s First Pet
Baby’s First Day Care Center
School Days
Growing Pains
Baby’s Big Blue Baby–Sitter
Messages Baby Gets from Television
Baby’s First Trip to the Store
The Birds and the Bees
Do You Have a Gifted Child?
Does Your Child Have a Learning Disability?
Does Your Child Have Attention Deficit Disorder?
Do You Have a Pretty Much Average Kid?
The Parent Bubble
What Parents Talk About with Their Friends Now
What They Used to Talk About
Words of Wisdom
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