Canadian Politics Unplugged
By Eric Nicol and Peter Whalley
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Canadian politics is/are not well understood, no authority being prepared to say whether it/they is/are singular or plural. Canadian Politics Unplugged bravely breaks new ground in ignoring this question. The book concentrates on the central problem of democracy in a country that is too big to digest without getting gas.
Readers are assured that the authors have studied Canadian politics for years, from a safe distance, and enjoy the unique perspective of never having been elected to high office, low office, or any place where wearing shoes is mandatory.
Canadian Politics Unplugged is Whalley and Nicol’s fifth successful collaboration.
Eric Nicol
Eric Nicol, one of Canada's best-known satirical writers, is the author of more than 35 books and has won the Stephen Leacock Memorial Medal for Humour three times. He lives in Vancouver and describes himself as "pretty well retired from everything but breathing."
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Canadian Politics Unplugged - Eric Nicol
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This is a book for people who have no idea how Canada is governed, i.e. visitors, illegal immigrants, and citizens who have lived in this country all their lives.
These folk may have a vague idea that their government involves politics, but they exercise their democratic right to remain ignorant.
This book respects that right, and indeed fortifies it.
However, political ignorance has become rampant. A recent poll found that most Canadians can’t tell the political right from left. They may have a grasp on the difference between right and wrong, but fewer than half (47 percent) of those polled had the correct answer to whether the Canadian Alliance Party was to the right or left of the NDP. Granted, some members of the Canadian Alliance themselves seem unsure whether they are right wing, left wing, or the part that comes out of the coop last. But the public has the right to know.
This book attempts to distinguish the left-wing party from the right-wing, and also to show why neither wing is attached to the body politic. It boldly probes the mystery of why Canadians become aroused by politics, possibly as a substitute for a sex life. Should we view Canadian preoccupation with politics as a form of necrophilia, a nation infatuated with the walking dead rising out of Parliament Hill?
Regardless, there can be no doubt that in this country politics is a socially transmitted condition. Hence the need for a clinical study such as this to help those people who are politically active without taking the proper precautions.
As with the hazards of promiscuous sex, it is hard to have democracy without contracting politics. Safe sex is possible; safe elected representation is not. And because Canada has one of the most democratic governments on earth, it is especially prone to chronic politics that defies treatment.
Yet, though Canadians are easily aroused politically, it is not a pleasurable experience. Reason: in this country politics is not a contact sport. Canadians love and understand their ice hockey because the contest involves crushing bodychecks. Thus the smile that we trust is toothless. Unless a politician can take out his front denture for the public contest, he or she fails this criterion of serious purpose.
These and other political phenomena will be discussed, frankly and for the first time in layman’s language, in the pages that follow. Among the sharp questions they will address:
Should the Fathers of Confederation have had a vasectomy?
Has the main support of Canadian unity been Wayne Gretzky’s jockstrap?
Has the staid nature of the province of Ontario affected the virility of Canadian politics? (Niagara rhymes with Viagra.)
Parliament — The Pox on Both Our Houses
The name derives from the French: parler. Talking. An aerobic exercise for the mouth. Also good for the knees, as members have to stand up to talk. Otherwise Parliament shows that silence is golden but talking gets a better pension.
As Pierre Trudeau demonstrated, without actually saying so, Parliament has zilch to do with government. Nothing actually gets done in the houses of Parliament. They are places where members can vocalize about something that is being done elsewhere. Possibly in the washroom.
To make sure that nothing is accomplished except talking is the job of the Speaker. Contrary to his name, the Speaker does not say anything. Unless seriously provoked. If members get carried away by emotion during an exchange of diatribes and threaten to say something significant, the Speaker bangs his gavel and cries, Order! Order!
This wakes up the members who have been snoozing through the discussion and gets the noisy disputants thoroughly disliked. Such open and vociferous displays of sincerity disturb the peace of Parliament and are punishable by dirty looks from both sides of the House.