Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)
By Rob Elliott
3.5/5
()
About this ebook
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben away for a while but I'm back now
With more than 2 million copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, it's clear that kids (and their adults) are looking for clean, lighthearted humor--and Rob Elliott delivers.
Rob Elliott
Rob Elliott is the bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Spooky Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Christmas Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Holiday Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Doodles for Kids, and Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids. His popular joke books have sold more than 6 million copies. Rob has been a publishing professional for more than twenty years. He lives in West Michigan, where in his spare time he enjoys laughing out loud with his wife and five children. You can visit him at laughoutloudjokesforkids.com.
Read more from Rob Elliott
Laugh-Out-Loud Awesome Jokes for Kids Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Laugh-Out-Loud Christmas Jokes for Kids Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Laugh-Out-Loud Spooky Jokes for Kids Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLaugh-Out-Loud Road Trip Jokes for Kids Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLaugh-Out-Loud: The Big Book of Knock-Knock Jokes Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLaugh-Out-Loud Valentine's Day Jokes for Kids Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLaugh-Out-Loud: The 1,001 Funniest LOL Jokes of All Time Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsTry Not to LOL Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLaugh-Out-Loud A+ Jokes for Kids Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLaugh-Out-Loud: The Joke-a-Day Book: A Year of Laughs Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLaugh-Out-Loud Springtime Jokes for Kids Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLaugh-Out-Loud Adventure Jokes for Kids Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Big Book of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids): A 3-in-1 Collection Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Laugh-Out-Loud Puns, Jokes, and Riddles for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids) Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLaugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids) Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids) Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5
Related to Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)
Related ebooks
Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5101+ Knock Knock Jokes Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5100+ Knock Knock Jokes for Kids Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsKids Jokes Knock Knock Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsKnock Knock Jokes For Kids 5-7 Years Old: Squeaky-Clean Family Fun Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Over 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5151+ Knock Knock Jokes Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLaugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids) Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Laugh-Out-Loud Awesome Jokes for Kids Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Knock Knock! Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Big Book of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids): A 3-in-1 Collection Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Laugh-Out-Loud: The 1,001 Funniest LOL Jokes of All Time Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsDinosaur Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Cow Jokes Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLots of Jokes for Kids Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Made You Laugh!: Jokes for Kids Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Baaad Sheep Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5100 Jokes for Kids Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5125+ Funny Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Sincerely, Katie: Writing a Letter with Katie Woo Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Laugh-Out-Loud Adventure Jokes for Kids Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsChildren Love to Tell Jokes Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Moon Shines Down Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Funniest Jokes for 8 Year Olds Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsPiggy Goes Out Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids) Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5That Naughty Meerkat! Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLibrary Mouse: A World to Explore Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Stinky Spike the Pirate Dog Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Children's Humor For You
Sideways Stories from Wayside School Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A Series of Unfortunate Events #1: The Bad Beginning Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5100 Jokes for Kids Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Bad Kitty Gets a Bath Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Good Egg Presents: The Great Eggscape!: An Easter And Springtime Book For Kids Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Pete the Kitty Goes to the Doctor Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Cedric The Shark Get's Toothache: Bedtime Stories For Children, #1 Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Chicken Big Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Mr. Popper's Penguins Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Wayside School Gets a Little Stranger Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Wayside School Is Falling Down Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Chocolate Touch Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Alice in Wonderland: Down the Rabbit Hole Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Charlie Thorne and the Curse of Cleopatra Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5House of Many Ways Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Fortunately, the Milk Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I Broke My Butt! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Unteachables Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Amelia Bedelia Lost and Found Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Goodnight, Good Dog Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A Series of Unfortunate Events #3: The Wide Window Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Pete the Cat's Trip to the Supermarket Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Don't Judge An Alligator By Its Teeth!: Benjamin's Adventures, #1 Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Amelia Bedelia Chapter Book #1: Amelia Bedelia Means Business Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Winnie the Pooh: The Classic Edition Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids) Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Original Adventures of Hank the Cowdog Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Misadventures of Max Crumbly 1: Locker Hero Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A Series of Unfortunate Events #2: The Reptile Room Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Related categories
Reviews for Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)
8 ratings1 review
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5It is funny and it makes want to laugh out loud!!!!!!!
Book preview
Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids) - Rob Elliott
© 2013 by Robert E. Teigen
Published by Revell
a division of Baker Publishing Group
P.O. Box 6287, Grand Rapids, MI 49516-6287
www.revellbooks.com
Ebook edition created 2013
Ebook corrections 05.04.2018, 07.18.2023
All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means—for example, electronic, photocopy, recording—without the prior written permission of the publisher. The only exception is brief quotations in printed reviews.
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data is on file at the Library of Congress, Washington, DC.
ISBN 978-1-4412-4302-7
Baker Publishing Group publications use paper produced from sustainable forestry practices and post-consumer waste whenever possible.
To Mason, our son—ever since you knocked
on the door of our hearts, you have been a gift to our family. You bring us laughter and love.
Contents
Cover
Title Page
Copyright Page
Dedication
Knock-Knock Jokes
About the Author
Books by Rob Elliott
Back Ads
Back Cover
girlKnock knock.
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda fix the plumbing is here.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Billy Bob Joe Penny.
Billy Bob Joe Penny who?
Seriously, how many Billy Bob Joe Penny’s do you know?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you’re going?
girlKnock knock.
Who’s there?
Leah.
Leah who?
Leah the door unlocked next time!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alden.
Alden who?
When you’re Alden with your dinner, can you come out and play?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery nice person is knocking