Caught Between a Tight and Hard Place: A Sex Comedy

By P.J. Rhory

Who knew that a great idea could go so hilariously wrong...

It just goes to show that fantasy and reality are two totally different animals.

Jordan is often left alone and horny when his long time girlfriend Claire starts working the graveyard shift at her job. Their over the top sex life has fizzled to a fantastically boring debacle.

When Claire comes home one morning, she has a little surprise for Jordan that is a surefire solution to their sexual rut. However, as the two of them come to find out in this humorous erotica story, not all good plans result in the desired intent.

Now stuck in a colossal mess, Jordan and Claire have to find a way out of their hairy predicament.

What in the world will they do? Will they ever live down this hilariously tragic mistake?

The only way to find out is to read and see what happens in this comedy fiction short story.

Caught Between a Tight and Hard Place is a funny, modern day ride into erotic humor at its finest and funniest. If you like a lot of laughs with your sex, this story is a must read!

***WARNING: This story has strong sexual situations and graphic language. It is only intended for adults 18 and up. ***

• Language: English
• Publisher: P.J. Rhory
• Release date: Jul 28, 2014
• ISBN: 9781311297457

P.J. Rhory

Hello,I am an erotic author, foodie, chronic traveler and citizen of the world

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Caught Between a Tight and Hard Place

By P.J. Rhory

Published by P.J. Rhory at Smashwords

Copyright Text © 2014 P.J. Rhory. All Rights Reserved

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Acknowledgements

This dedicated my wonderful boyfriend and partner in life, thank you for putting up with my madness. And a special shout out to you, the reader. Thank you for taking the time to enjoy my work. May it turn you on and make you laugh out loud.

Table of Contents

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Acknowledgements

Chapter 1: Wake and Play

Chapter 2: What Brilliant Idea

Chapter 3: If the House is Rocking

Chapter 4: The Situation

Chapter 5: Houston, We Have a Problem

Chapter 6: When the S**t Hits the Fan

Chapter 7: I Can Explain

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Chapter 1: Wake and Play

Jordan’s eyes drifted in and out, somewhere between wakefulness and slumber as the sun rose in the early morning sky. Lying in bed, he turned his head to look outside his upstairs bedroom window. Jordan listened to the chirping of birds nearby.

Despite the calm silence and peace surrounding him, something was amiss. Jordan frowned a little. He turned his attention to his cell phone humming away on the little cherry wood nightstand next to the bed. Grabbing it, he saw that his girlfriend Claire had left him a voicemail.

He debated for a moment