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The Road to Knowwhere
The Road to Knowwhere
The Road to Knowwhere
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The Road to Knowwhere

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Poems from a darker side. A journey through pain to a place of redemption and peace. And, a few conversations with an irritable, belittling guy who is sometimes referred to as a supreme being and who ought to have a better answering service. From the author of “A Classified Christmas,” “Hunky Dory Bible Stories,” and “The Adventures of Jabber and Mumble.”

LanguageEnglish
PublisherFred Potter
Release dateOct 19, 2014
ISBN9781310123801
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    The Road to Knowwhere - Fred Potter

    The Road to Knowwhere

    By Fred Potter

    Copyright 2014 by Fred Potter

    Smashwords Edition

    JUMPY JACK

    Once there was a froggie

    His name was Jumpy Jack

    He said I’m gonna jump across I-70 and back!

    But lots of cars were passing

    And driving very fast

    When Jack looked at the concrete, he was very much aghast!

    There were lots of dead dead bodies

    As dead as they could be

    Smashed as flat as pancakes, bloody, bony and grisly

    There were opossums and dead squirrels

    Dead deer and fox and mice

    Jumpy Jack thought to himself, This isn’t very nice!

    He hopped along the highway

    Remaining on his side

    But everywhere he hopped he saw another squishy hide!

    The other critters tried it

    And paid a dearly price

    For wanting what our Jack did want: to get to paradise

    Across the wide four lanes

    Was where he meant to go

    There’d be flies and gnats and skeeters and he’d swallow them up whole!

    Bugs and bugs and more bugs

    Juicy as could be

    His froggy tongue was watering and tensing for the spree!

    But cars are so much bigger

    Than Mister Jumpy Jack

    The flying steel scared him, the Tires of Fate, pitch-black

    Worst of all, the trucks and

    tractor-trailers fly VAROOOM!

    Spinning tires of instant death, a tread-imprinting doom

    So Mister Jack, he waited there

    On the strip emergency

    He waited for a lull in all the high-speed lunacy

    And as he did, he watched

    His eyes saw horror and despair

    An eagle swooped in low – and took a hide to some somewhere

    A chill ran up his slimy back

    His froggie heart went colder

    Witnessing the darkness, man and nature, from the shoulder

    How could it be that something

    As simple as a passage

    Could lead to all this pain and death and all this heartless carnage?

    Then suddenly a quiet

    Only wind did he hear blow

    And Jumpy’s frightened froggy brain said "GO, Jack, you must GO!

    While no one now is coming!

    Jump quick! Jump now! Jump far!"

    And so he leaped, he bounded – and prayed there be no car!

    His feet, they slapped the concrete!

    He hesitated not!

    He made it to the median and GLORY! was his thought!

    Almost there! Almost there!

    Two lanes to go! he said

    He jumped out to concrete once again where tires tread

    But this time it was different

    A rumble he did feel

    His feet felt coming tons of rubber, glass and heavy steel

    "Must jump faster! Faster!

    The pressure, I can’t take it!

    Here it comes! My last mistake! I’m never gonna make it!"

    But jump he did, so fast and far

    His green did sail the air

    Never was a faster frog, ‘til Jumpy Jack was there

    One last jump and almost home

    Airborne one more time

    And Jack escaped the tires by the thickness of a dime

    He rolled down an embankment

    He tumbled to a ditch

    To the realm of bugs and water, mud and foam so rich!

    It all was true! I knew it!

    His frog mind celebrated

    An end beyond his wildest dreams, the risk so calculated

    Snap and pop! Slurp and gulp!

    The bugs were easy takin’

    He ate them all and belched and croaked until the dawn was breakin’

    He stayed in there for days and days

    The nights were crazy good

    But then he came to realize a truth misunderstood

    He thought it was a little trip

    A froggie-frog adventure

    And though it

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