James Bond à la OSS 117: A Laugh A Minute!
By Paul Stevens
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Here's a fun article on two obscure but hilarious movies that go into my personal list of Cult Classics.
Paul Stevens
There is a favorite line from my novella Dinner Party For Eight in which Angela asks Harry: “What do you think I am?” Harry considered this for a moment. What was she actually? “Well I suppose you are a very beautiful cook.” So if I have to answer the same question what am I actually? I would also need to consider this for a moment. I would like to say I’m an ex astronaut, have more degrees than a thermometer, have competed in the Tour de France without any EPO, surfed Teahupoo in Tahiti and emerged unscathed, sailed round the world, am an ace Alpine skier, am a member of Mensa, have a beauty queen wife and gorgeous kids, and started my own corporation which has listed on NASDAQ. I could go on but like Arnold Schwarzenegger I don’t want to boast. Well to be honest, I have gone some of the way towards all those things. I do have a letter from Wernher von Braun, I do have three degrees in Physics, I have flown in a jet plane (Emirates Air), I do cycle the mega steep hills here where I live but unfortunately can’t get EPO anywhere, I am a keen surfer who has almost managed to break his neck, I am an ocean going skipper and I did own my own yacht though if it was me I wouldn’t sail with me as captain, I do ski but you need to get out of the way, I do have a beautiful wife (though her agreeing to marry me has to be my biggest piece of luck ever) and two great kids, I do have my own software business but no stock exchanges alas and I would like to take the Mensa test but I’m pretty sure I would fail and then I wouldn’t be able to live with that so I would rather rationalize. I live in that sapphire city – Cape Town.
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James Bond à la OSS 117: A Laugh A Minute!
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You know, like most of us I’ve seen a lot of movies in my time, but none have really motivated me to sit down and put some comment down on paper. I’m finding I’m watching more and more foreign movies. Somehow they are more realistic, more stylish, or more just plain damn funny that mainstream UK and US productions. It’s in that context that I want to draw your attention to a little French gem that gave me tons of belly laughs. I watched it the first time over half a bottle of wine, which meant I may have missed some of the jokes. So I watched it again stone cold sober and it produced a completely new set of belly laughs as well. I should warn you this movie is definitely not PC, aka known as Politically Correct. But that’s what makes it hilarious. I’m hoping that after reading this brief article you will go away and watch it on Netflix or some other platform and have a solid 90 minutes of entertainment. In fact, I can promise you 3 hours of entertainment because there is a sister movie OS117: Cairo Nest of Spies.
In the Rio movies the Jews and the Nazis aren’t spared from the sick humor and similar punishment is meted out to Islam in the Cairo movie. The movies brilliantly recreate the atmosphere of the 60’s.