Erectus Meets A Genie

By Dick Allan

Erectus is sent by king Fincter to the remote village of Elohttub to build a bridge over a ravine. Bored with the local night life, he wanders alone into the desert at dusk and finds an ancient bottle. When he breaks the seal and opens the bottle he releases a mischievous genie who takes him on a wild night of sexual escapades and misadventures. This story was written as a sequel to “Getting It Up In Tistslegass: The Erotic Adventures Of Erectus Volume 1”. I retold it in a modern setting and published it as “California Genie”. For a long time I couldn't decide which version of the story to extend. In the end I decided to do both. The plots might be similar, but the stories will be very different.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Dick Allan
• Release date: Oct 15, 2014
• ISBN: 9781310266676

Dick Allan

Dick Allan is a pen name. I'm PG13; he's Adults Only. He's my alter ego. Whereas I'm a little shy and repressed, he most certainly is not. Whereas I tend to take things seriously, he does not. I have a bizarre sense of humour, and so does he. (Well we're both me so we're alike in many ways.). I grew up on fairy tales and sword and sorcery; he skewers the tropes of the genres and fills them with outlandish, explicit sexual situations. Welcome to his world. Enjoy.

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ERECTUS MEETS A GENIE

by Dick Allan

Published by Dick Allan at Smashwords

5650 words

Copyright 2014 by Dick Allan

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Chapter One

Erectus left his companions laughing and drinking in the local excuse for a tavern and walked into the desert toward the setting sun. He crested the first dune and sat on the sand. He was at the stage where he knew more wine would make him feel better now, but make him pay in the morning. Especially the sour excuse for wine they served here in Elohttub. It occurred to him that he might be better off drinking the weak local beer, but he dismissed the thought; it took too many mugs to forget about Titlegass, the Capital of Boobylon, which he hadn't seen for weeks.

That set him to wondering why King Fincter had sent him here, so far from all the action and excitement of the capital. It wasn't his knowledge or his ability to manage a crew of men. His thoughts turned to Clitoria, and the many times he'd had sex, and not had sex, with the gorgeous blonde princess. But that had ended when she married General Gennitol.

Except for that one last fling.

He should have known better. Actually, he did know better, but his willpower hadn't been strong enough to