Subtlety, Thy Name is Gamer: The Grand Assembly of Murder Hobos, #2

By Justin Spotten

For anyone else, a Tuesday night would be wasted away watching television, spending meaningful time with their family or homework. For the Grand Assembly though, their nights are filled with magic, mystery and pointless arguments about attack bonuses.

Each week, the group meets for a few hours of table top role playing. Once one campaign ends, another player starts their own in the system of their choice. This is the only rule they can all agree on.

This week all the players have to do is follow Lord Blackburn to a meeting and sell their extra loot. Can they manage this without killing half the city or will they cause more mayhem and destruction than the villain?

• Language: English
• Publisher: Justin Spotten
• Release date: Nov 22, 2014
• ISBN: 9781502263476

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The Grand Assembly of Murder Hobos 1.2

Subtlety, Thy Name is Gamer

Look man, I’m telling you, there is no point in helping the guard. Just use the rocket launcher to blow a hole in the building and walk right in, Lex testily explained to Bruce. This was the third time he had said it.

The pair had just arrived outside of Martha’s building, the last to show for the weekly session. Lex rang the bell while he and Bruce continued their discussion on Battles of Honor VII. A moment later, the door buzzed and Martha’s static muffled voice told them to come in. Lex and Bruce were too wrapped up in their conversation to notice. 

Don’t I need some info from the guy though? Every walkthrough I’ve checked says so... explained Bruce. He absently rang the bell again.

It’s just two minutes of dialogue and most of it is just about some side quest. It’s not that big of a deal, you can activate later, said Lex, oblivious to Martha over the loudspeaker. He hit the button again. Don’t bother with him. Just blow open the wall, untie the sergeant and hop into the tank. It’s easy.

Will I still get the achievement if I do it out of order? inquired Bruce, pulling out his cell phone. He was going to call