What Do You Do When Your Girlfriend Turns Out To Be The Serial Mall Santa Fucker?
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Man, you are so lucky to find this little ebook! Why? Well, probably because it's only the most amazing ebook series ever produced. Welcome to The Amazing Mosely Untreu Sex Guide: For Fledgling Newbies & Accomplished Sex Fiends Alike by Dr. Mosely Untreu along with his small group of assistants: Wally Mammoth, Timmy Two-Times Johnson, and Connie Cryer. This ebook is chockfull of Dr. Mosely Untreu's amazing personal accounts with the opposite sex, bringing to light things you never would have thought about in a million years. For instance, what do you do when your girlfriend turns out to be the serial mall Santa fucker? Well, lucky for you Dr. Mosely Untreu knows exactly what to do and you will too after you read this amazing ebook! And remember, this ebook is part of something bigger; a series, so be sure to collect them all. Enjoy!
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What Do You Do When Your Girlfriend Turns Out To Be The Serial Mall Santa Fucker? - Byzantine Thomas
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The Amazing Mosely Untreu Sex Guide:
For Fledgling Newbies & Accomplished Sex Fiends Alike
by Dr. Mosely Untreu
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Contents
Intro The Amazing Mosely Untreu Sex Guide: For Fledgling Newbies & Accomplished Sex Fiends Alike by Dr. Mosely Untreu
What Do You Do When Your Girlfriend Turns Out To Be The Serial Mall Santa Fucker?
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Author Notes
The Amazing Mosely Untreu Sex Guide:
For Fledgling Newbies & Accomplished Sex Fiends Alike
by Dr. Mosely Untreu
Intro
Man, you are