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    Central Perk On 5th & OIympus
    Central Perk On 5th & OIympus
    Central Perk On 5th & OIympus
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    Central Perk On 5th & OIympus

    By Britt DeLaney

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    What happens when the Gods get together over coffee? Hilarity, that's what. It's not easy walking among mortals, but it's even rougher having to spend an eternity with people you just can't stand. Short story.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBritt DeLaney
    Release dateJan 3, 2015
    ISBN9781310741128
    Central Perk On 5th & OIympus
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    Britt DeLaney

    Britt DeLaney lives and writes near Philadelphia. In her spare time she watches too much Netflix, eats too many Pop-Tarts, and is currently writing her ass off.

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      Central Perk On 5th & OIympus - Britt DeLaney

      Central Perk On 5th & Olympus

      Britt DeLaney

      Copyright 2015 Britt DeLaney

      Acknowledgments

      I’d like to give a special thank you to Gary Dreslinski, for roping me into LiveJournal Idol and encouraging me to hang on for dear life.

      Central Perk On 5th & Olympus

      The coffeehouse was mostly empty, it being mid-day. Lunch rush was long over, and no one was ready yet to pick up a latte for their commute home. The few inhabitants were stragglers, mostly writers and students looking to get out of the muddy snow in a warm place with free Wi-Fi. They shared the seating area with an odd

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