Pudgy and Precocious: The World of Baby LeRoy

By David Bolton

(for ages 14 to adult)

At the tender age of only eleven months, Baby LeRoy is a chubby little bundle of joy - and is no doubt
the smartest, sassiest and most "talkative" infant you've ever laid eyes on!

True, he can't really talk yet. But that doesn't stop this diminutive genius from telling his stories, and expressing
his sometimes not-so-politically correct opinions by typing them into his laptop PC, that faithful companion of
his who rivals his stuffed koala, and even his shapely Mexican nanny, for his continued attention.

It is recommended that you do not eat or drink while enjoying the insights of this alarmingly outspoken
cherub, for you may end up having a laughing fit - and that could have some embarrassing consequences!

• Language: English
• Publisher: David Bolton
• Release date: Feb 23, 2015
• ISBN: 9781311768636

David Bolton

David Bolton, born in Baltimore, Maryland, has been active in a number of professions. He is a language teacher (English, German), musician (harpsichordist), astrologer, actor, speaker, and writer.Having learned hypnosis at the age of 22, David soon also became interested in non-hypnotic techniques that just about anybody can use to improve the quality of his or her life, and to achieve specific goals.He has given seminars on areas such as "Overcoming Stage Fright", "Conquering the Fear of Taking Tests", "The Power of Perspective", and "Dating Advice You shouldn't Ignore". He lived in Germany and Spain for many years, and now resides in Japan

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Pudgy and Precocious - The World of Baby LeRoy

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Dedication: As always, to Maki.

Pudgy and Precocious - The World of Baby LeRoy

Table of Contents

That's Me!

Me, a chubby little Dumpling?!

Get your very own shapely Mexican Nanny today!

How I got the Name LeRoy - Ugh!!

Me and my friend Bumpy, the Koala

I find my true Love - NOT!

In Praise of TV: The perfect Babysitter!

Shameless Beggar's Corner

Gettin' in the last Word... or Two!

Author Bio

That's me!

Hi! My name's LeRoy Sprenkle. Yeah, I know, it's a pretty dumb name, but I guess dad couldn't help it, at least not with the Sprenkle part. I tell my friends to just call me Baby LeRoy.

Now, before you ask: no, I wasn't in any movies back in the 30's. I wasn't born yesterday, but I'm not that old! The truth is, I was born almost a year ago, so I guess I'm pretty new to this world of yours.

Sometimes, it's all so confusin': so many big people around, tellin' me what to do, not lettin' me do what I want, pinchin' my cheeks and callin' me cute (I really hate that - I bit my Aunt Maude's finger the other day when she tried to do that. Boy, you shoulda heard her holler!), makin' me go to bed early, givin' me a bath when I don't feel dirty, feedin' me warm milk (I prefer cold, with some Nesquik), viciously bitin' and scratchin' my hand (that's what my cat Clarence did when I pulled his tail. Next time I'll wear mittens!), hidin' the chocolate chip cookies from me with the lame excuse that I might choke