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The Best Ever Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
By Bob Phillips
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Bestselling author Bob Phillips (combined sales of more than 9 million copies!) has done it again. This crazy collection of knock-knock jokes will keep kids, their friends, and their parents—the whole neighborhood—chuckling for a long time to come.
This book could find a home in the car for some slap-happy fun on long road trips, in the playroom for a quick smile, or on a nearby shelf for a surefire icebreaker at the party. Filled to the brim with hilarity and just plain silliness, this is a book every kid will want and every parent will enjoy. Laughter is only a knock-knock joke away!
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Bob Phillips
Bob Phillips, PhD, is a licensed counselor and the director at large for Hume Lake Christian Camps, one of the nation's largest youth camping programs. He is the best-selling author of over forty books.
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The Best Ever Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids - Bob Phillips
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Who’s There?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the barber’s floor.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abyssinia.
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia around.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ada.
Ada who?
Ada lot for breakfast.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adeline.
Adeline who?
Adeline extra to the letter.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aesop.
Aesop who?
Aesop I saw a puddy cat.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida huge breakfast before going to school.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole village because I’m a monster.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al lied, and it got me in a lot of trouble
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al be seeing you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al go home if you’re not nice to me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alan.
Alan who?
Alan in a mud puddle and got all dirty.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alan.
Alan who?
Alan’t my lesson not to jump over mud puddles.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska your mother if you can come out and play.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska your mother more than one time if it will help!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska your father if your mother is not home.
Stop All the Racket!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Baby.
Baby who?
Baby love, my baby love…so much for my singing.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Baby Owl.
Baby Owl who?
Baby Owl see you later, and maybe I won’t.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bach.
Bach who?
Bach to work and earn your allowance.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bass.
Bass who?
Bass-ball, hot dogs, and apple pie are all-American treats.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bassoon.
Bassoon who?
Bassoon things will be better.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat you’ll never guess in a million years.
Knock,
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