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    Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
    Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
    Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
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    Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

    By Bob Phillips

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    This is no ordinary collection of knock-knock jokes. It’s extra crazy. Extra hilarious. Extra spontaneous. And this new offering from master of laughter Bob Phillips will require extra stamina from parents whose kids own this fantastically funny joke treasury.

    When kids get squirrely on road trips, in waiting rooms, or during family game night, Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids will make everything all better.

    In the world of knock-knock books, this one demands to be answered, again and again, for a giggle-a-thon suited for all ages.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarvest House Publishers
    Release dateFeb 1, 2011
    ISBN9780736941129
    Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
    Author

    Bob Phillips

    Bob Phillips, PhD, is a licensed counselor and the director at large for Hume Lake Christian Camps, one of the nation's largest youth camping programs. He is the best-selling author of over forty books.

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      Book preview

      Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids - Bob Phillips

      Phillips

      KNOCK, KNOCK!

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Aida.

      Aida who?

      Aida big pizza, and now I’m full.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Bustle.

      Bustle who?

      Bustle be picking you up for school.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Carmen.

      Carmen who?

      Carmen to my arms and give me a hug.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Discus.

      Discus who?

      Discus it with me and then I’ll tell you.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Eiffel.

      Eiffel who?

      Eiffel good. I had a great night’s sleep.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Fido.

      Fido who?

      Fido know how long I can wait for you to open the door.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Gibbon.

      Gibbon who?

      Gibbon me a break.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Hedda.

      Hedda who?

      My hedda hurts. Do you have an aspirin?

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Ivan.

      Ivan who?

      Ivan to stop you from telling anymore knock-knock jokes.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Jimmy.

      Jimmy who?

      Jimmy your key, so I can open the door.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Kenya.

      Kenya who?

      Kenya open the door? It’s cold, and I’m hungry.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Lois.

      Lois who?

      Lois man on the totem pole.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Madison.

      Madison who?

      Madison is what doctors give you when you are sick.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Noah.

      Noah who?

      Noah anybody who will open the door?

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Olive.

      Olive who?

      Olive to hear new knock-knock jokes.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Panther.

      Panther who?

      Panther all dirty from playing in the mud.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Q-tip.

      Q-tip who?

      Q-tip me off on how to get you to open the door?

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Ray.

      Ray who?

      No, it’s hoo-ray!

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Saul.

      Saul who?

      Saul these jokes are too much for me.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Tibet.

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