Engelsk Dansk Vittighedsbog 2 (English Danish Joke Book 2)
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About this ebook
Engelsk Dansk Vittighedsbog 2 is a second collection of 100 jokes in easy English and is a great way for you to improve your ability to speak, read, and understand English. So how does it work?
Jokes: On each page you have a joke in English. The jokes have been selected so that they are not too difficult and don’t rely on puns.
Vocabulary: If your English is not great, you can read the vocabulary in blue before you start reading the joke.
Translation: If you want to check your understanding, there’s a Danish translation on the following page.
Cartoons: Some amusing cartoons will help set the joke in context.
The book has proved very popular with thousands of people who have a basic knowledge of English - give the sample a try and see what you think.
Jeremy Taylor
I've been writing since 1984, had my first book published in 1989 and have published another 55 books since then. I write mostly for teenage learners of English but also write a lot of short stories.
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Engelsk Dansk Vittighedsbog 2 (English Danish Joke Book 2) - Jeremy Taylor
Engelsk Dansk Vittighedsbog 2
English Danish Joke Book 2
Jeremy Taylor
Copyright 2015 by Jeremy Taylor
Smashwords Edition
Translation by Alice Darville
Cartoons by Ilja Bereznickas
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SÅDAN BRUGES DENNE BOG
1. If your English is excellent.
Read the jokes and roll around laughing at the hilarious English humour.
2. Hvis dit engelsk er rimeligt.
Brug ordlisten, der står nederst på hver side, så du bedre kan forstå vittighederne, og fald så ned af stolen af grin.
3. Hvis dit engelsk er dårligt.
Læs den danske oversættelse på venstre side og fald så ned af stolen af grin. (Lad som om du forstod det på engelsk).
Helt alvorligt: Brug denne bog ligesom du bruger en swimmingpool, dyp ned i den lejlighedsvis og du vil finde den morsom. Hvis du læser i den for længe af gangen, er den måske ikke så sjov. Den skal jo også være med til at forbedre dit engelsk. Hvis du stadigvæk går i skole, så prøv at få din lærer til at bruge den i undervisningen. Hvis du er lærer, så prøv at få dine elever til at anvende den, så de derigennem vil få et interessant og bedre ordforråd. Bogen er opdelt således, at ordene læres trinvis, og anvendes så igen senere i bogen. Til sidst vil vi håbe, at du vil få det lige så sjovt, nar du læser bogen, som vi havde, da vi skruede den sammen.
JT og AD 2015
OBS!
Vi, der er ansvarlige for denne bog, er modstandere af racisme og diskriminering. Men da det er en kendsgerning, at temmelig mange vittigheder er diskriminerende og ofte hænger en gruppe mennesker ud, der er mindre intelligente, har vi - i samråd med en række lærere og elever - valgt at lade skoleinspektørerne repræsentere denne gruppe. Hvorfor netop skoleinspektørerne? Fordi de kan tåle det. Alle ved jo, at skoleinspektørerne udgør den mest intelligente gruppe mennesker i vort samfund. Og at de desuden er i besiddelse af humoristisk sans. Eller…?
101.
Angry woman: If I were your wife, I’d put poison in your tea.
Winston Churchill: Madam, if I were your husband, I’d drink it.