The Universe According to G. K. Chesterton: A Dictionary of the Mad, Mundane and Metaphysical
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Water: A medicine. It should be taken in small quantities in very extreme cases; as when one is going to faint.
Work: Doing what you do not like.
This quirky, original compilation serves up the eccentric wit and thought-provoking aphorisms of one of the twentieth century's liveliest and most articulate minds. Assembled by the president of the American Chesterton Society, it features alphabetical entries of "Chesternitions"—pithy and poetic definitions of words in the spirit of Samuel Johnson. Great for casual browsing or cover-to-cover study, the volume includes more than two dozen of Chesterton's distinctive drawings.
G. K. Chesterton
English writer Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936) better known as G. K. Chesterton is widely known for his creative writing style which contained many popular saying, proverbs, and allegories whenever possible to prove his points. Among writing, Chesterton was also a dramatist, orator, art critic, and philosopher. His most popular works include his stories about Father Brown, Orthodoxy, and The Everlasting Men.
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The Universe According to G. K. Chesterton - G. K. Chesterton
The Universe According to G. K. CHESTERTON
A Dictionary of the Mad, Mundane and Metaphysical
G. K. CHESTERTON
With Illustrations by the Author
Edited by
DALE AHLQUIST
DOVER PUBLICATIONS, INC.
MINEOLA, NEW YORK
Copyright
Copyright (c) 2011 by Dover Publications, Inc.
Introduction copyright (c) 2011 by Dale Ahlquist
Bibliographical Note
The Universe According to G. K. Chesterton: A Dictionary of the Mad, Mundane and Metaphysical, first published by Dover Publications, Inc., in 2011, is a new compilation edited by Dale Ahlquist. Artwork by G. K. Chesterton has been selected to illustrate the text.
International Standard Book Number
eISBN-13: 978-0-486-32102-8
Manufactured in the United States by Courier Corporation
48115801
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Contents
List of Illustrations
Introduction to the Dover Edition
G. K. Chesterton on Definitions
Chesternitions
List of Illustrations
Aesthete
Anthropology
Childhood
Dancing
Danger
Diabolist
Drunkard
Duel
Earth
Executioner
Farce
Fashion
Gentleman
Head
Humor
Insomnia
Knighthood
Madness
Nightmare
People
Rivalry
Seriousness
Sport
Superman
Umbrella
Vulgar
Introduction to the Dover Edition
Dale Ahlquist
The heart of [Chesterton’s] style is lucidity, produced by a complete rejection of ambiguity: complete exactitude of definition.
—Hilaire Belloc, On the Place of Gilbert Chesterton in English Letters
In a lecture at Oxford in 1914, G. K. Chesterton talked about the word romance.
The modern world, he said, had lost the idea of what this word means. If an aged nobleman married a young lady in tights who danced in a chorus line, journalists—who were subject to sudden fits of dementia
—would describe it in the papers as a romantic
marriage. Ordinary people, he pointed out, really did marry for romantic reasons; there was plenty of romance in the plain towns of Tooting and Clapham, and he found it difficult to understand why his fellow journalists should reserve the word romance
for the one instance in which the two people getting married had different but equally degraded motives. It was an example of how degraded a good word could become.
Chesterton then proceeded to define romance.
In literature, it was a mood that combined to the keenest extent the idea of danger and the idea of hope. The essence of romance was adventure, and above all, unexpected success.
It differed from tragedy in that it had from the very beginning the idea of hope; it differed from comedy in that it had from the beginning the idea of danger. There must be courage in it, but the courage must not be mere fortitude, like that of Hector looking forward to his doom. And the courage must not be mere confidence, like that of Achilles driving all the Trojans before him. It must be a fighting chance.
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It is a shining, yet typical, example of Chesterton’s poetic way of merely defining his terms before proceeding to his main argument. Though he is conventionally criticized as being paradoxical, and even sloppy and inattentive, as a writer, Chesterton is, on the contrary, razor sharp and radiantly lucid. The clarity of his thought is as astonishing as the vastness of his literary output. Though he seemingly writes about everything, he is always focused, always precise. It is difficult to force a different meaning onto something he says. It also is difficult to be ambiguous in one’s own thinking afterwards. You have to do battle with the definitions he gives you.
H. I. Brock of the New York Times ventured to Beaconsfield, England, in 1912 to interview Chesterton. Brock, like many others, noted the comparison between Chesterton and the famous eighteenth-century man of letters, Dr. Samuel Johnson, who, like Chesterton, was a master essayist and a quotable commentator on the world around him. But Dr. Johnson was most famous for writing a dictionary; Chesterton never wrote a dictionary. In spite of this, Brock called him a lexicographer, a twentieth century modification of the old dictionary maker—intent on putting words in their place.
The American reporter observed that Chesterton was constantly wrestling with the language, trying to express the clear idea and to extract truth from the raw material and muddled metaphors that had been handed down to him. The trouble with words,
Chesterton told his interviewer, was that you had no sooner tacked one of them upon an observed fact—merely as a label—than the word began to take charge, as it were, to usurp the place of the fact. So presently the fact was lost sight of and the word remained, saying sweeping and false things.
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We cannot fault Chesterton, who was always wrestling with words, for not writing a dictionary. He gave us one hundred books and hundreds of poems and at least five thousand essays on a myriad of topics. We are still very busy reading all that he wrote, and still tracking down all that he wrote. And yet, we wish he had written a dictionary. It would have been one of the great delights of twentieth-century literature, a book to open again and again and again, like any dictionary, only more so.
The connection between Chesterton and Dr. Johnson is pretty tight (in spite of the fact that the former failed to write a dictionary). Gilbert Keith Chesterton would often dress up to portray his literary predecessor. He also wrote an entertaining and provocative, though seldom performed, play called The Judgment of Dr. Johnson, in which the lines spoken by the title character contain both actual Johnson quotations and Chestertonian fabrications—the two are indistinguishable. In addition, Chesterton wrote introductions to books about Johnson, to new editions of his writings, and to a later edition of Boswell’s classic Life. Perhaps the only other thing that separates Chesterton from Dr. Johnson is that Chesterton never had his own Boswell.
I might argue that Chesterton’s greatest accomplishment was as a literary critic. He compares Johnson himself to a dictionary: He took each thing, big or small, as it came. He told the truth, but on miscellaneous matters and in an accidental order.
And, he judged all things with a gigantic and detached good sense.
³ According to Chesterton, a literary critic is permitted a greater levity.
⁴ There is levity in much of Johnson’s Dictionary, and we see a similar levity in many of the definitions that Chesterton offers when he lays out his own terms. And this is the point of the present volume: even though G. K. Chesterton never explicitly wrote a dictionary, he explained his terms so explicitly in everything else he wrote, that he, in fact, wrote the bones of a dictionary, which we have reassembled here.
The first person to figure out that Chesterton was writing pieces of a dictionary was John Peterson, who started a newsletter in 1990 with the catchy title Midwest Chesterton News. It was a humble publication that would prove to be very fruitful, eventually giving birth to Gilbert Magazine, which has been called the best magazine in the world.
⁵ John started a little feature in his newsletter called Chesternitions,
matching up Chesterton’s definitions to the words he used, as he used them. I was immediately swept up by this idea, and, as I read Chesterton, I began circling the words that I noticed Chesterton would define as they cropped up. Nathan Allen joined in the chase, capturing a few good specimens as well. Chesternitions
should be the name of this book because it is a perfect name for a Chesterton dictionary, and it is just a great word. Chesternitions. [It makes you wonder why the publisher didn’t agree to it. Must be neologophobia: a fear of new words.]
In any case, this book has been many years in the making. First of all, it is compiled from thirty-six years of Chesterton’s published writing, the first third of the twentieth century. Then, the compiling itself took about twenty years. And we have only begun. We still haven’t gotten serious about it. There is a much larger Chesterton dictionary to be created.
Dr. Johnson’s dictionary had 2,300 pages and 43,000 entries. I’m not saying that we could equal that