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The Front - K. Silem Mohammad
THE FRONT
THE FRONT
K. SILEM MOHAMMAD
ROOF BOOKS
NEW YORK
Copyright © 2009 by K. Silem Mohammad
ISBN: 978-1-931824-35-4
Library of Congress Catalog Card Number: 2009935394
for Michael Magee
Notes & Acknowledgements
Every poem in this collection accurately reflects the author’s actual values, beliefs, and personal experiences. Every poem in this collection was composed entirely out of Google search engine text. The author has taken many liberties with selection, punctuation, spelling, recombination, and so forth.
Some of these poems first appeared, in various forms, in the following print and online publications: 1111, Cannibal, CSUSM Community and World Literature Series, dANDelion, Dusie, Exchange Values, Eyewear, Fold Appropriate Text, Hot Metal Bridge, Jerk Ethics, la petite zine, Lana Turner, Letterbox, Locuspoint, Mary, Milk, nthposition, Past Simple, Phoebe, Ping Pong, PFS Post, Poetry, Rain Fade, Rock Heals, Shampoo, Sorry for Snake, String of Small Machines, Succour, Tight, Tool a Magazine, and Wildlife. Gene Kelly
first appeared in a chapbook anthology entitled Meat, published by Hot Whiskey Press in 2006. Artist’s Statement
was printed on a program for readings by the author and Lyn Hejinian at The New Reading Series at 21 Grand in Oakland, California, on March 30, 2008. The author is grateful to all concerned.
This book was made possible, in part, with public funds from the New York State Council on the Arts, a state agency.
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CONTENTS
Artist’s Statement
MySpace Is Creepy
Words
The Front
Rocking the Sprint Campus
The Economy
The Game
Our Three-Pound Brains
Chicks Don’t Actually Dig War
The Romanticism
Dutch Sound
Amy Winehouse
John Dryden
Crappy Langpo Wallpaper
Hello Strangler
The King
Squirting Ringworm Taco
Straight-Up Alpha-Chicking Becomes Electra
Frosty the Prostitute
On Earth
My Culture
America
Fuck the World
Normal Modes
Animal Girl
Coldplay Johnny Carson Dog Rescue
Materia
Landscape, Weather, and Consciousness
The American Poetry Review
White
Dirty
The Second Most Horrible Place I Ever Lived
Anal Camry Is Getting Me Down
Doggie Fox
How Pigs Can Win the War
How Songbirds Deal with Large Amounts of Serial Information
Hot Story
1975
Bourgeois Heart
The Passage of Time in Orange County
Missing Out on Heaven
Metaphors
Sign Me Up for Rented Space on Your Houseboat
Fly Like an Eagle
Greek Chaos
It Ain’t Easy
Funnel Whore
I’m Tired of Eating Lunch with Chicks Everyday (Signature, Event, Roast Beef)
Rudolph Fucks the Baloney Off My Nose
Picasso
Why I Am Not a Forest Ranger
Der Explosion
The Bowl of Lucky Charms Project
Cavemen
Modern Love
Hard Lovin’ Anne Frank
Heavy Horses
Dear Police Officer
Men
Write Like a Beaver
Gene Kelly
Untitled
No, My Name Is Gary Sullivan, I Own a Mansion and a Yacht
Happiness Is
Poems About Trees
A Walrus Doing a Duck
Yankee Doodle Fuck Machine
I was forced to eat your average American
Like Decorations in a Wigger Cemetery
Necronomicon
Blank Verse
Total Elephant Molestation
The Mohawk Lumber Company
Complications
As I Walked Out
Unspace
Against Sasquatch
Organic/Ultra-Organic
A Cloud in Haggar Slacks
Sioux Formlessness
Dusty the Oncologist
When the house is on fire
good girls have to get out
as well as the bad ones.
—J. P. Morgan
Artist’s Statement
All you retards deserve to burn in hell. I would like to see you get crushed by a motherfucking bulldozer.
Go fuck your syphilis-infected mother. Take your motherfucking ass and cry to your fucking pedophile slut. Go finish killing yourselves, you little pussy fucking liberals. Get it through your head: your government doesn’t give a fuck about you.
We have to get behind the president in wartime
my fucking ass. Think wisely because the motherfucker can’t keep most his life. In 1987 he stomped his mother to death to the tune of kids running around screaming BALL HAIR FUCK PENIS.
Fuck me harder bitch
and lie to me
are examples. It is just a stupid concept and really needs to be syndicated immediately.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling a stickman Apollo Creed who makes cups of tea without fucking your wife first. Continue groping as her Washington Monument slips. The split is clean and the two halves fit nicely into the mother mold. She had a big ass then, she’s got a big ass now.
To the farmhouse, fuckboys! Prepare to have your ass laminated yet safe sex and overall self-fulfillment. Two men show up claiming to be poets. Are you my Caucasian?
My mama buys me the motherfucking undies.
Fuck these old bitches,
my sister barked, just because her mother’s gone nuts.
I’m glad you like mocking Christians because they really blow heavy ass. We’re gonna speak up through this art form because it’s fucking powerful. Thank you. I would like to see you get crushed by a bulldozer.
MySpace Is Creepy
So I have determined that MySpace is creepy.
You may ask how I have determined this.
Well I will tell you.
I’m finding that people I’ve never met know who I am.
Even I’ve been trotted in to make inflated friend.
What did they really expect to happen?
I’m an awesome guy who lives and resides in Stockholm, Sweden.
I am the most reliable person I