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Frances Burney was born on June 13th, 1752 in Lynn Regis (now King’s Lynn). By the age of 8 Frances had still not learned the alphabet and couldn’t read. She now began a period of self-education, which included devouring the family library and to begin her own ‘scribblings’, these journal writings would document her life and cover the next 72 years. Her journal writing was accepted but writing novels was frowned upon by her family and friends. Feeling that she had been improper, she burnt her first manuscript, The History of Caroline Evelyn, which she had written in secret. It was only in 1778 with the anonymous publication of Evelina that her talents were available to the wider world. She was now a published and admired author. Despite this success and that of her second novel, Cecilia, in 1785, Frances travelled to the court of King George III and Queen Charlotte and was offered the post of "Keeper of the Robes". Frances hesitated. She had no wish to be separated from her family, nor to anything that would restrict her time in writing. But, unmarried at 34, she felt obliged to accept and thought that improved social status and income might allow her greater freedom to write. The years at Court were fruitful but took a toll on her health, writing and relationships and in 1790 she prevailed upon her father to request her release from service. He was successful. The ideals of the French Revolution had brought support from many English literates for the ideals of equality and social justice. Frances quickly became attached to General Alexandre D'Arblay, an artillery officer who had fled to England. In spite of the objections of her father they were married on July 28th, 1793. On December 18th, 1794, Frances gave birth to their only child, a son, Alexander. Frances’s third novel, Camilla, in 1796 earned her £2000 and was enough for them to build a house in Westhumble; Camilla Cottage. In 1801 D'Arblay was offered service with the government of Napoleon in France, and in 1802 Frances and her son followed him to Paris, where they expected to remain for a year. The outbreak of the war between France and England meant their stay extended for ten years. In August 1810 Frances developed breast cancer and underwent a mastectomy performed by "7 men in black”. Frances was later able to write about the operation in detail, being conscious through most of it, anesthetics not yet being in use. With the death of D'Arblay, in 1818, of cancer, Frances moved to London to be near her son. Tragically he died in 1837. Frances, in her last years, was by now retired but entertained many visits from younger members of the Burney family, who gathered to listen to her fascinating accounts and her talents for imitating the people she described. Frances Burney died on January 6th, 1840.
Frances Burney
Frances Burney (1752-1840) was an English novelist, playwright, and satirist. Born in Lynn Regis, England, Burney was the third child of six and began writing at the age of ten. In 1778, Burney published Evelina, her first novel, anonymously. Despite her attempts to conceal her identity—which stemmed from a fear of social condemnation as an upper-class woman—her family and friends soon identified Burney as the author of Evelina, for which she would receive critical acclaim and popularity. Following the success of her debut, Burney would write three more novels—Cecilia (1782); Camilla; Or, A Picture of Youth (1796); and The Wanderer; Or, Female Difficulties (1814)—all of which satirize the lives and social conventions of English aristocrats. Although she wrote plays throughout her career, she was dissuaded from having them performed by her father; Edwy and Elgiva, her only play to be produced, closed after one night due to poor audience reception. Regardless of the hostility she faced as a woman and professional writer, her works were widely read and received praise from such figures as Samuel Johnson, Edmund Burke, Jane Austen, and William Makepeace Thackeray.
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The Witlings - Frances Burney
The Witlings by Frances Burney
A Comedy
Frances Burney was born on June 13th, 1752 in Lynn Regis (now King’s Lynn). By the age of 8 Frances had still not learned the alphabet and couldn’t read. She now began a period of self-education, which included devouring the family library and to begin her own ‘scribblings’, these journal writings would document her life and cover the next 72 years.
Her journal writing was accepted but writing novels was frowned upon by her family and friends. Feeling that she had been improper, she burnt her first manuscript, The History of Caroline Evelyn, which she had written in secret.
It was only in 1778 with the anonymous publication of Evelina that her talents were available to the wider world. She was now a published and admired author.
Despite this success and that of her second novel, Cecilia, in 1785, Frances travelled to the court of King George III and Queen Charlotte and was offered the post of Keeper of the Robes
. Frances hesitated. She had no wish to be separated from her family, nor to anything that would restrict her time in writing. But, unmarried at 34, she felt obliged to accept and thought that improved social status and income might allow her greater freedom to write.
The years at Court were fruitful but took a toll on her health, writing and relationships and in 1790 she prevailed upon her father to request her release from service. He was successful.
The ideals of the French Revolution had brought support from many English literates for the ideals of equality and social justice. Frances quickly became attached to General Alexandre D'Arblay, an artillery officer who had fled to England. In spite of the objections of her father they were married on July 28th, 1793.
On December 18th, 1794, Frances gave birth to their only child, a son, Alexander.
Frances’s third novel, Camilla, in 1796 earned her £2000 and was enough for them to build a house in Westhumble; Camilla Cottage.
In 1801 D'Arblay was offered service with the government of Napoleon in France, and in 1802 Frances and her son followed him to Paris, where they expected to remain for a year. The outbreak of the war between France and England meant their stay extended for ten years.
In August 1810 Frances developed breast cancer and underwent a mastectomy performed by 7 men in black
. Frances was later able to write about the operation in detail, being conscious through most of it, anesthetics not yet being in use.
With the death of D'Arblay, in 1818, of cancer, Frances moved to London to be near her son. Tragically he died in 1837. Frances, in her last years, was by now retired but entertained many visits from younger members of the Burney family, who gathered to listen to her fascinating accounts and her talents for imitating the people she described.
Frances Burney died on January 6th, 1840.
Index of Contents
Introduction
Dramatis Personæ
ACT I - A Milliner’s Shop. A Counter is Spread with Caps, Ribbons, Fans & Band Boxes.
ACT II - A Drawing Room at Lady Smatter’s.
ACT III
Scene I - A Dressing Room at Lady Smatter’s.
Scene II - The Scene Changes to an Apartment at Mrs. Voluble’s; Dabler is Discovered Writing.
ACT IV - A Library at Lady Smatter’s.
ACT V - A Parlor at Mrs. Voluble’s.
Frances Burney – A Short Biography
Frances Burney – A Concise Bibliography
Introduction
The Witlings by Frances Burney
Fanny Burney wrote four full-length comedies, none performed or published in her lifetime.
Her first play, The Witlings, was drafted in 1779, a year after her first novel, Evelina. It had every hope of production — among her most enthusiastic admirers was Drury Lane's manager, Richard Brinsley Sheridan — until Burney's father lovingly lowered the boom:
Not only the Whole Piece, but the plot had best be kept secret, from everybody.
Her second comedy made it onto the Covent Garden schedule before, again, Burney's father forced its withdrawal. Thereafter, Burney drafted solely for herself.
If The Witlings had been delivered to Sheridan's company, the play would have undergone revision. Virtually all its asides are disposable, conveying no more than a facial expression or tone of voice would, and its curtain speech against the evils of dependency, although undoubtedly sincere, isn't exactly a rouser.
But who's to say that those would've been the cuts? In its rough form, The Witlings feels uniquely contemporary; it might well have been normalized back to the 18th century. The first act, for example, is unusual both in locale (a milliner's shop) and in its leisurely approach to exposition — and that latter objection might be extended to most of the play.
In lieu of a rigorously constructed storyline, Burney builds her play on a rigorously distributed social premise: Self-regard blocks communication.
No character can stop broadcasting long enough to receive any other character's signal. This discursive flaw impedes the play's hysterically overdramatizing young lovers as much as the play's vain and greedy fools. Even the admirable Censor repeatedly sabotages resolution by indulging his impatience and sharp tongue; insofar as resolution's finally won, he wins it by the promise of silence.
Most of Burney's targets are familiar to us: self-congratulatory book clubs, mutually sycophantic workshops, fraudulent freestyles, slow-leaking airbags, pretentious note-jotting moldy-joking obsequious thin-skinned self-styled writers, and culturally-encouraged A.D.D. (Jack would be an enthusiastic toter of cell phone, PDA, text messenger, wireless laptop, and iPod.)
For once, I'm not inclined to defamiliarize. This is not a finished printed work, but an unpolished manuscript made to be spoken aloud. And so I've taken the liberty of regularizing spelling, capitalization, and the formatting of stage directions. Burney used commas to indicate prosody rather than sentence structure; when that seemed too distracting, I also lightly revised punctuation.
Dramatis Personæ
Beaufort
Censor
Dabler.
Jack, half Brother to Beaufort
Codger, Father to Jack, & Father in Law to Beaufort
Bob, Son to Mrs. Voluble
Lady Smatter, Aunt to Beaufort
Cecilia
Mrs. Sapient
Mrs. Voluble
Mrs. Wheedle, a Milliner
Miss Jenny, her apprentice
Betty, Maid to Mrs. Voluble
ACT I
A Milliner’s Shop.
A counter is spread with caps, ribbons, fans & band boxes.
MISS JENNY & several young women at work.
Enter MRS WHEEDLE.
MRS WHEEDLE - So, young ladies! Pray, what have you done today? [She examines their work.] Has anybody been in yet?
MISS JENNY - No, ma’am, nobody to signify;— only some people a-foot.
MRS WHEEDLE - Why, Miss Sally, who is this cap for?
MISS SALLY - Lady Mary Megrim, ma’am.
MRS WHEEDLE - Lady Mary Megrim, child? Lord, she’ll no more wear it than I shall! Why, how have you done the lappets? They’ll never set while it’s a-cap;— one would think you had never worked in a Christian land before. Pray, Miss Jenny, set about a cap for Lady Mary yourself.
MISS JENNY - Ma’am, I can’t; I’m working for Miss Stanley.
MRS WHEEDLE - O ay, for the wedding.
MISS SALLY - Am I to go on with this cap, ma’am?
MRS WHEEDLE - Yes, to be sure, & let it be sent with the other things to Mrs. Apeall in the Minories; it will do well enough for the City.
Enter a FOOTMAN.
FOOTMAN - Is Lady Whirligig’s cloak ready?
MRS WHEEDLE - Not quite, sir, but I’ll send it in five minutes.
FOOTMAN - My Lady wants it immediately; it was bespoke a week ago, & my lady says you promised to let her have it last Friday.
MRS WHEEDLE - Sir, it’s just done, & I’ll take care to let her Ladyship have it directly.
[Exit FOOTMAN.
MISS JENNY - I don’t think it’s cut out yet.
MRS WHEEDLE - I know it i’n’t. Miss Sally, you shall set about it when you’ve done that cap. Why, Miss Polly, for goodness’ sake, what are you doing?
MISS POTTY - Making a tippet, ma’am, for Miss Lollop.
MRS WHEEDLE - Miss Lollop would as soon wear a halter: ’twill be fit for nothing but the window, & there the Miss Notables who work for themselves may look at it for a pattern.
Enter a YOUNG WOMAN.
YOUNG WOMAN - If you please, ma’am, I should be glad to look at some ribbons.
MRS WHEEDLE - We’ll show you some presently.
Enter MRS VOLUBLE.
MRS VOLUBLE - Mrs. Wheedle, how do do? I’m vastly glad to see you. I hope all the young ladies are well. Miss Jenny, my dear, you look pale; I hope you a’n’t in love, child? Miss Sally, your servant. I saw your uncle the other day, & he’s very well, & so are all the children; except, indeed, poor Tommy, & they’re afraid he’s going to have the whooping cough. I don’t think I know that other young lady? O Lord, yes, I do,— it’s Miss Polly Dyson! I beg your pardon, my dear, but I declare I did not recollect you at first.
MRS WHEEDLE - Won’t you take a chair, Mrs. Voluble?
MRS VOLUBLE - Why yes, thank you, ma’am; but there are so many pretty things to look at in your shop, that one does not know which way to turn oneself. I declare it’s the greatest treat in the world to me to spend an hour or two here in a morning; one sees so many fine things, & so many fine folks,— Lord, who are all these sweet things here for?
MRS WHEEDLE - Miss Stanley, ma’am, a young lady just going to be married.
MRS VOLUBLE - Miss Stanley? Why, I can tell you all about her. Mr. Dabler, who lives in my house, makes verses upon her.
MISS JENNY - Dear me! Is that gentleman who dresses so smart a poet?
MRS VOLUBLE - A poet? Yes, my dear, he’s one of the first wits of the age. He can make verses as fast as I can talk.
MISS JENNY - Dear me! Why, he’s quite a fine gentleman; I thought poets were always as poor as Job.
MRS VOLUBLE - Why so they are, my dear, in common; your real poet is all rags & atoms: but Mr. Dabler is quite another thing; he’s what you may call a poet of fashion. He studies, sometimes, by the hour together. O he’s quite one of the great geniuses, I assure you! I listened at his door, once, when he was at it,— for he talks so loud when he’s by himself, that we can hear him quite down stairs: but I could make nothing out, only a heap of words all in a chime, as one may say,— mean, lean, Dean, wean — Lord, I can’t remember half of them! At first when he came, I used to run in his room, & ask what was the matter? But he told me I must not mind him, for it was only the Fit was on him, I think he called it, & so —
YOUNG WOMAN - I wish somebody would show me some ribbons, I have waited this half hour.
MRS WHEEDLE - O, ay, I forgot; do show this young gentlewoman some ribbons. [In a low voice.] Take last year’s. [To YOUNG WOMAN.] You shall see some just out of the loom.
MRS VOLUBLE - Well, but, Mrs. Wheedle, I was going to tell you about Miss Stanley; you must know she’s a young lady with a fortune all in her own hands, for she’s just come of age, & she’s got neither
papa nor mama, & so —
Enter a FOOTMAN.
FOOTMAN - Lady Bab Vertigo desires Mrs. Wheedle will come to the coach door.
[Exit.
MRS WHEEDLE goes out.
MRS VOLUBLE - [Turning herself to MISS JENNY.] And so, Miss Jenny, as I was saying, this young lady came to spend the winter in town with Lady Smatter, & so she fell in love with my lady’s nephew, Mr. Beaufort, & Mr. Beaufort fell in love with her, & so —
Re-enter MRS WHEEDLE.
MRS WHEEDLE - Miss Jenny, take Lady Bab the new trimming.
MRS VOLUBLE - [Turning to MISS SALLY.] And so, Miss Sally, the match is all agreed upon, & they are to be married next week, & so, as soon as the ceremony is over —
MRS WHEEDLE - Miss Sally, put away those ribbons.
MRS VOLUBLE - [Turning to MISS POLLY.] And so, Miss Polly, as soon as the ceremony’s over, the bride & bridegroom —
CENSOR - [Within.] No, faith, not I! Do you think I want to study the fashion of a lady’s top knot?
BEAUFORT - Nay, prithee, Censor, in compassion to me —
Enter BEAUFORT and CENSOR struggling.
CENSOR - Why how now, Beaufort? Is not a man’s person his own property? Do you conclude that, because you take the liberty to expose your own to a