The Gentleman's Guide to Havana, Cuba
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This book is the wing-man for the novice Cuba traveler looking to get the most out of their Cuba experience. Imagine knowing all the possible mistakes, traps, and scams before you make them. Well, this book will allow you to do exactly that. Which is to arrive in Havana a quasi expert.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5This is a wonderful book. I just booked my first flight to Cuba and I found information here very timely. Having traveled to Thailand and Dominican Republic, I can truely agree on the depiction of them. I look forward to using many of the recommendations here. I'm super excited now.
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The Gentleman's Guide to Havana, Cuba - Patrick Jones
The Gentleman's Guide to Havana, Cuba
A Gentleman’s Guide to Havana, Cuba
By Jonesie and Monger Network
Copyright 2015 Monger Network and Jonesie
Kindle Edition
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The information in this book is the opinion of the author based on personal experience in Havana. Details about specific encounters, prices paid, and services procured are completely within the experience of the author, and is not guaranteed to take place with third parties and other individuals. None of the subjects of content within this book have paid or received any preferential consideration or benefit for participation beyond payment for products or services received. All images or referenced businesses does not imply endorsement or affiliation of any kind. All images herein are either proprietary, or used from commercial sites with permission.
Intro
Kevin: Wow, there are a lot of hot girls here, so how many of them are working
?
Jonesie: Almost all of them
Kevin: No, I mean how many of them are hookers
?
Jonesie: Almost all of them
Kevin: Seriously, I mean, how many of them will go home and fuck me for money
?
Jonesie: "Seriously, almost all of them.
Kevin: I fucking love this place
!
Jonesie: Me too
.
Kevin, a frequent visitor to Costa Rica, and veteran of the Del Rey in San Jose, had this conversation with me on his first night in Havana, walking into La Cecelia, where he saw approximately 300-400 attractive girls in the outdoor club in Havana.
The Beginning
For me, it all started with Cuba in 2006, I’d been looking for the type of vacation where I could experience something unique and sexy at the same time. I’d been to Europe on non-mongering vacations, did an internship in the Middle East, but never had gone on a trip for the specific purpose of mongering. Sure, being from LA, I’d been to Tijuana, but I’m not sure TJ counts as a bonafide mongering trip. I left my office at 6pm, and was back home in LA by 3am.
To me, the appeal of Cuba was the uniqueness of the culture, and of course the absolute carnal appeal of the women. Dark skinned, mulatta, Hispanic, white, and all of these with a Russian twist of DNA. All of it was walking around on the streets of Havana. Or so I’d read… I did my research on the old WSA site back when it was active. This was before sites like mine and Jackson’s forums. The layout was shoddy, but the info was good.
My first trip was full of rookie mistakes and being incredibly gullible. I sincerely wanted to soak up as much of the culture as I could, and get a little honeypot in the process. I spent too much money on unforeseen things and barely had enough to pay my exit tax on the way out. Actually, I had 2.60 cuc after paying my exit tax. Enough for a cappuccino before my flight to Cancun. I had bought dinner