Rancho Horno

By Antonio Decappa

An adopted girl and her step brother find love against the backdrop of pioneer America.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Antonio Decappa
• Release date: Feb 25, 2016
• ISBN: 9781310985034

Antonio Decappa

Born in London on April the first to Italian parents, Antonio is presently a recluse in the highlands of Scotland where he subsists on a diet of wild berries and the feral haggis of the region, which he traps himself. Originally a writer of philosophical tracts for the Lords of Chaos and the O.T.O. his change in career was prompted by the accident ingestion of a large dose of hallucinogenic mushrooms in Bavaria.He lives with his two wives, three cats and a house pig called Boris in a turf roofed dwelling of his own design on one of the wooded islands on Loch Maree where he grows raspberries for his wives and hosts orgies once a month to which people come as far away as New Zealand to attend.His many hobbies and obsessions presently include basket weaving, mushroom growing, lichen collecting, exobiology and body piercing.His main income is derived from the licensing of his original 1970's patent of the vibration generator used in many of today's sex toys. He is currently on work, much to the displeasure of his harlot wives, on the prototype of a giant invincible robot controlled by the living brain of a wild kitten with which he hopes to bring about the fall of western civilisation.

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