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    Hearts Anonymous

    By Jonathan Dunne

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    Hearts Anonymous is a modern-day fairy-tale trapped in a medieval fairy-tale...

    Jack shares his fiancée Jeanie's heart in more ways than he would care to admit...

    Weeks following a horrific accident, Jack wakes on a hospital bed with his bride-to-be’s heart pumping in his chest.

    In death, Jeanie has saved Jack’s life...

    What at first seems to be a gift beyond comprehension, soon becomes a dark obsession for Jack. As long as Jack is alive, Jeanie won’t be dead. With every thump-thump of Jeanie’s heart, Jack is forever reminded that he owes his life to his dead lover.

    Unable to find closure, Jack decides to stop his borrowed beating heart...

    Until Jeanie’s best friend and Jack’s arch-enemy, Ruthy, tells Jack an old fairy-tale which changes his life forever.

    Jack finds himself living a fairy-tale in a fairy-tale, where matters of the heart and time know no bounds.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJonathan Dunne
    Release dateMay 2, 2016
    ISBN9781311823922
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    Jonathan Dunne

    Admittedly, Jonathan has done things arseways most of his life, from completing a BA in Literature in his thirties to fitting teeth brackets (30's, porcelain). During this general confusion, Jonathan has had various short stories published. Jonathan suffers from photophobia though has a tendency towards fireworks. Originally from Limerick, Ireland, he now lives the reclusive life in Toledo, Spain, as a bearded hermit, with his wife and three daughters. He is known to be found in the local cemetery at the weekend during daylight hours, though for goodness sake, don’t sneak up on him.  

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