Family Jokes

By Jeo King

Family Jokes
One hundred of hilarious and funny jokes !
Have fun and laugh!

• Language: English
• Publisher: MARINE PUBLISHING
• Release date: May 5, 2016
• ISBN: 9781365044014

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JOKES

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Jokes Series

Copyright© 2016 Biography Series

Published by Leo King

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FAMILY JOKES

A child asked his father, How were people born? So his father said, Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on. The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now. The child ran back to his father and said, You lied to me! His father replied, No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.

Anonymous

Wife: I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?

Husband: You have perfect eyesight.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh! The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, The driver just insulted me! The man says, You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.