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Oct 8, 2021
■ Question: How do you make an egg roll? Answer: You push it! ■ Question: What do you call a cow with no legs? Answer: Ground beef. ■ Question: What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Answer: Look, Grandpa, no hands! ■ Question: Did
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Chuckles
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Nov 12, 2021
A scruffy-looking guy walks into a classy restaurant and orders a steak. The waitress says, “I’m sorry, but I don’t think you can afford it.” The guy admits, “You’re right. I can’t, but if I show you something you’ve never seen before, will you serve
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Jun 18, 2021
A young ventriloquist is performing at a bar in a small town. He’s going through his usual run of blonde jokes, when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, “I’ve heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes! “W
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The Kiss
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I always make up dares. Because I never lose them, and today was no different... at least I thought it wasn’t . I came up with the worst dare that there could possibly be ... something SO awful and SO gross – there was NO WAY it would be ME! I stood
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Huckleberry
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“I Did A Stunt Driving A Car Through Fire”
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Mar 11, 2022
Two roaches, Tom and Oscar, are hanging out next to a rubbish bin enjoying a snack. “Hey, Tom,” says Oscar to his friend. “You know that restaurant down the block? I went there yesterday to pick up some scraps, and I couldn’t believe how clean it was
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Ants All Around
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Chuckles
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Chuckles
Feb 11, 2022
Fancy yourself a joker? Email original jokes to chuckles@you.co.za or send them to Chuckles, YOU, PO Box 7167, Roggebaai 8012, and we may publish them on this page. Sue’s husband, a scout leader, gets sick. Though she’s never been camping before, she
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The Soviet Children Who Survived World War II
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Chuckles
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Aug 13, 2021
■ Question: What word has the most letters in it? Answer: Mailbox. ■ Question: What did the pen say to the pencil? Answer: So, what’s your point? ■ Question: How do you email a fish? Answer: Get it online. ■ Question: Why should you carry cookies in
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Paris France
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Zoey Wants a Pig
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Laugh A Little
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Laugh A Little
Oct 23, 2020
■ What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle and crosses the road again? A dirty doublecrosser. ■ What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone? A golden receiver. ■ What goes tick, tick, woof, woof? A watch dog. ■ What
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5 Minute Philosopher
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5 Minute Philosopher
Apr 20, 2022
Is it more important to be liked or respected? Respected, absolutely. You simply cannot expect everyone to like you – it’s just not how it works and that’s absolutely fine. What is your greatest fear? Spiders. Oh, man, I’m terrible. I ripped a clump
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What It’s Like to Travel With a Guide Dog
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Stuck In The Middle
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Chuckles
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Nov 11, 2022
A group of historians are gathered for a party in Cairo after they discover a mummy they’ve been looking for. The mummy, which is now on display in the party hall, suddenly wakes up. Seeing the historians alarmed, the mummy simply tells them that he
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May 24, 2024
An eye goes to anger management classes. “Why are you at an anger management class?” the counsellor asks the eye. “Eyelash out at people when I get angry,” the eye responds. ■ What do you get when you put cabbage in a wood chipper? Slaw dust. ■ Why c
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Chuckles
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Chuckles
Jan 21, 2022
■ What do you call an ant who fights crime? A vigilante! ■ Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed. ■ What did the microwave say to the other microwave? Is it just me or is it really hot in here? ■ Why did the student eat hi
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Your Poetry
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Your Poetry
May 28, 2021
Email your poems to: (editorial@choicemag.co.uk) or post to Your Poetry, Choice, 4 Milnyard Square, Orton Southgate, Peterborough PE2 6GX There’s a train that runs on barren track, along the side & at the back,of the caravan. The children laugh & sho
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“I Was Meant To Be A Girl! I Didn’t Have A Name For Two Weeks”
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Big In A Wig Rhys’ Pieces
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Dec 30, 2021
What were your rejected drag names? Sassy Swoosh, who dressed in nude Primark underwear, rollerbladed around and rewrote Nicki Minaj raps. Describe your drag style in five words. Chocolatey, nutty, delicious when licked. Who/what is your biggest insp
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Apr 5, 2024
My brother has just completed his doctorate, so he goes to Starbucks to celebrate. “What would you like, sir?” the cashier asks. “I’d like an espresso, please,” my brother says. “Okay sir, I just need your name,” the cashier says. “It’s Stephen,” my
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