The Man City Miscellany
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David Clayton
David Clayton is an acclaimed biographer, whose titles include The Richard Beckinsale Story and The Curse of Sherlock Holmes: The Basil Rathbone Story (both published by THP).
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The Man City Miscellany - David Clayton
For my cousin, Don Roberts, fearless custodian of AFC Ladybarn Villa, circa 1977–9, unbeaten(ish) in all four games played at the Croft Stadium, Ladybarn Lane.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Thanks for buying this updated and revised edition of The Man City Miscellany – it means the first version was well-received and probably sold fairly well, too! I’d just like to thank my wife Sarah and my beautiful children Harry, Jaime and Chrissie. I love you all and promise to make up the lost hours spent on projects like this. Thanks to Michelle Tilling, my editor at The History Press for all her patience over the years with my tardiness. Thanks to The Goat for the foreword – much appreciated Shaun! That’s pretty much it for this one as most of the hard work was done by Yours Truly – for facts and figures from elsewhere, thanks as well. You know who you are.
David Clayton, Manchester 2011
FOREWORD
There are a million and one things about Manchester City that could fill 10 volumes of miscellanies, but I think David Clayton has picked out the best for this book. Having enjoyed so many great years playing for the club, it was fascinating to flick through the pages and learn things I’d never known about City, but as a footballer, you’re paid to go out and try to become part of history rather than study what’s happened in the years before you arrived.
You know the tradition and general history, but if you asked me detailed questions about the past, I’d struggle, as I think most people would. Now I’ve read this, I’ve no excuse not to know everything from the name of the club cat to what Clive Allen’s dog was called and with the beautiful Bermudian sunshine to sit in, I think I’ll swot up on the more pertinent facts and figures so I’m well prepared for my next visit to Manchester. Feed the Goat – with facts!
See you soon,
Shaun Goater, Bermuda
CONTENTS
Title
Dedication
Acknowledgements
Foreword
The Miscellany
Derby Days
I’ve started … but I won’t finish
They said it…
Academy
Coming To America
They said it…
Unlucky Grounds
Top 5 Season Curtain-Raisers
Top 5 Opening Day Nightmares
First Day Fact
Most Played Opening Day Opponents
Non-League Openers
Marc-Vivien Foé – The Gentle Giant
Age concerns
Two-legged beasts
Welsh Rare Bit
Champers and Cigars
Bloody Amateurs!
Pasta Masters?
Great Scots!
Keeping Up Appearances:
Boxing Day Fact
Clocking Up Appearances
And On the Eighth Day …
The Maine Men
Football Kitty
Packed In Like Sardines, Apparently
Wizards Of Oz
We’re Really Not Here …
Road Trip
Hair Today …
Under Orders
Bogey Teams
Gone But Forgotten – Shortest Managerial Reigns and Records
Bermuda Shorts
Bananas!
Project Blue Book
The Boys in Blue
Caretaker Managers
Hey, bro!
Aye, Aye, Skipper
Top Players List
Celebrations
Badge of Hounour
Blue Moonies
Rhythm and Blues
Sporting Celebrity Blues
Celebrity Fans – TV and Film
Centenary
10 most dramatic last games of the season
Stiffs
Centurions
Men at the Top
Champions!
No Place Like Home
Blue Christmases
None Shall Pass
These Colours Don’t Run
Brief Encounter
We Don’t Like Cricket
Off to a Flyer
One Hell of a Beating
Best Defence
Derbies
Can You See Us On The Box?
Alan Attack!
Nil by (Goal) Mouth
The Poznan
The Second World War Years
Way Back When
Four-Legged Friends
Blue Is the Colour?
Legend: Neil Young
Quick on the Draw
Ill Eagle?
When Champions Were Champions
Pole Dancing
Ever Presents
Up For the Cup – Glory
Giant Killed
Write On Brigade
Domestically Worst Winners
Euro Currencies
The Shiny Show
League Cup Glory
Maine Men
Foreign Players
Full Members’ Cup
Don’t Mention the War
Bhoys Will Be Bhoys
Power Rangers
Net Busters
The Club Formerly Known As …
Golden Goal
On What Grounds?
Make Mine a Treble
Navy Blues
Home Is Where the Heart Is
Hyde and Seek
International Rescue
Get Them While They’re Young
We Are the Kippax!
Hot Seat Shenanigans
Do Go Near the Maine Road
Hel’s Bells
No-one Likes Them
Record-Breaker
Blue Movies
No Place Like Home – Literally
Which Division Are You In?
Droll With It
One-Match Wonders
Oh S***!
Howdy, Partner
Paying the Penalty
Fixed Penalty
Plastic Oh No (Banned)
Rags to Riches
Player of the Year
Points Make Prizes, Sometimes
Premier League
Going Up!
Quickest Goal
Don’t Mention the ‘R’ Word
The Master Plan
Early Bath
Sequences
Er, We’re Not Really Here
Chant No.1
Name Game
Where the Streets Have Blue Names
Substitutes
Sunday, Sunday
TV Times
Testimonials
Texaco Cup
Uefa Cup
The Europa League
A Lot of Weather We’ve Been Having Lately
War Games
West Gorton
We’re the Famous Man City and We’re Going To Wembley 200
Taking it to the Max
Can We Start Again?
The Kids Are All Right
Firsts
Zenith Data Systems Cup
Who Gives A Toss?
Not in our league …
They thought it was all over …
Pub Scores
Champions!
A Man of His Position
International Blues
City’s Shortest Season
Jeepers Keepers
From Out Of Nowhere
Only City
Boo boys
Alias Smith and Jones
Niall Quinn’s Disco Pants
Nicknames
One for the Neutrals
Charity Begins Somewhere Else
Boxing
First Eleven
Undefeated
Cancel the Jollies
That’ll Be Relegation Form, Then
Swinging Sixties
Blues Abroad
Marathon Men
Blue Moon Lyrics
Boys in Blue Lyrics
One Flu Over The Owls’ Nest
Get With the Programme
Dark City – The Maine Road Nightmares
Honours
For the record
They said it …
The Greatest Derby Games
They said it …
City’s Complete League Record 1892–2011
They said it …
Complete Record of City Managers
They said it …
Copyright
THE MISCELLANY
THEY SAID IT…
‘John Bond has blackened my name with his insinuations about the private lives of football managers. Both my wives are upset.’
Malcolm Allison responds to press criticism from his
successor at Maine Road (1980)
‘The fans of Manchester City made me feel welcome from day one – everybody at the club did. Obviously I was thinking very carefully about the move – was it worth it to just go from one club to the other? But I’m delighted that I made the decision to join City. The biggest motivation is that City have put a lot of trust in myself – and for that I am very grateful.’
Carlos Tevez on the move from United to City
‘No, no, no. We can’t have him. Isn’t he the lad who threw a bed out of the window at Lilleshall?’
Joe Mercer expresses doubt to Allison regarding ‘bad-boy’ Tony Coleman joining the Blues (1967)
‘Richard Dunne has always been in the frame for me. When he has been out of the frame it was because he took himself out of it for one reason or another.’
Kevin Keegan, explaining something in a manner only Kevin Keegan could (circa 2002)
‘I’m not trying to make excuses but I think the lights may have been a problem.’
Kevin Keegan tries to exonerate David Seaman error, unsuccessfully (2003)
‘If anybody’s offended by seeing a backside, get real. Maybe they’re just jealous that he’s got a real nice tight one, with no cellulite or anything. I thought his bum cheeks looked very pert.’
Ian Holloway lends his view of Joey Barton’s decision to bare his backside to Everton fans (2006)
‘It looks like the Lazio badge with that eagle on it. The last badge had a little ship on it going down the Manchester Ship Canal and the rose of Lancashire. When was the last time you saw an eagle in Manchester?’
Noel Gallagher, less than impressed by City’s newly designed badge (1998)
‘I think he’s an absolutely fantastic bloke, top geezer, and if he wants to carry a little horse on the side of the pitch, I don’t care!’
Ian Holloway on Stuart Pearce’s lucky mascot ‘Beanie’
‘My biggest ambition is to win something in the shirt of City – not just for me but for all the players – we all want to win something. We want to break the years of nothing – to win and giving that happiness and ambition to the supporters. It’s important not just to win one trophy, but to win several trophies and obviously – I don’t just want to win one championship I want to win all the championships!’
Carlos Tevez
DERBY DAYS
The first Manchester derby, such as it was, took place on 3 October 1891 when Newton Heath beat Ardwick 5–1 in an FA Cup first round qualifier. The first competitive fixture the teams played as Manchester City v Manchester United was on Christmas Day 1902, when a record derby crowd of 40,000 witnessed a 1–1 draw at Old Trafford. United had the bragging rights in the return fixture at Hyde Road, winning 2–0. Owing to the Blues’ promotion that season, City had to wait until 1 December 1906 to record a first league win over Manchester United, with a 3–0 win delighting the 30,000 Hyde Road crowd – well, most of them. In 2008 City ended a 34-year wait for a win at Old Trafford when goals from Darius Vassell and Benjani secured a rare 2–1 win.
The complete record is:
I’VE STARTED … BUT I WON’T FINISH
A total of 19 matches have failed to reach a natural end over the years, abandoned by the official for one reason or another. Incredibly, City were losing in only one of those games.