101 Completely Made Up Untrue Facts

By Marcus Freestone

A hundred and one totally made up facts, the perfect companion to the post-truth generation. Learn that Isaac Newton discovered gravity when he was sitting under an apple tree and an iPhone fell on his head, and that “Star Wars” was originally a story about a man who couldn't find his car keys but George Lucas was told that wasn't zeitgeisty enough so he put some robots in it. Also learn the truth about electricity, pie charts, cigarettes and space hoppers.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Marcus Freestone
• Release date: Dec 8, 2016
• ISBN: 9781370894611

Marcus Freestone

My main work is the T14 series of thrillers about a futuristic, high tech counter terrorism agency headed by a man with a computer implant in his brain. The first book "The Memory Man" is permanently free in e-book. I also have a series of novellas on the subject of mental health and psychology. My most popular book is "Positive Thinking And The Meaning Of Life" which has had 200,000 downloads. It deals with psychology, philosophy, depression, anxiety, mental health in general and the human condition.I have also released more than 50 albums, ranging from metal and rock to jazz and ambient/electronica. And last but not first I also produce the "Positive Thinking And The Meaning Of Life" podcast and "The Midnight Insomnia Podcast", a comedy show with ambient music and abstract visual images.

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101 COMPLETELY MADE UP UNTRUE FACTS

by

MARCUS FREESTONE

ALL MATERIAL © COPYRIGHT MARCUS FREESTONE 2016.

ISBN 9781370894611

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1

Men do not grow beards. Whilst you are asleep, elite soldiers from the secret Gillette army break into your bedroom and glue thousands of tiny hairs to your face. If you never sleep then you will not grow a beard. Sometimes in the dark they accidentally apply one of these glue beards to a woman or a cat. These women or cats will always disappear the following day, never to be seen again. Likewise, nobody ever actually goes bald. Elite soldiers from the federation of hair piece makers and baldness treatment manufacturers break into your bedroom while you are asleep and cut bits off your scalp. They are also in league with the manufacturers of leather trousers and sports cars.

2

There is no such thing as milk. If you think you have ever seen or tasted milk then you are a sheep that has fallen victim to the world wide conspiracy propagated by global corporations who don't want you to realise how horrible coffee really is. The stuff that they are passing off as milk is really made from shredded