Vampires and Devillinati: Brexit, American Election, Pokemon and Vampy News
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This eBook is a work of fiction and reality and many resemblances to persons or places, events or locales are not coincidental. First of all, please consider this story, a pamphlet, a political satire about Brexit, American election, Pokemon's hunting and about those leading celebrities of all kind, which are presented day by day in our life, with the help of Main Stream Media. Some excerpts from the story:
..."do you know Mr. DP Junckersberg - the enemy of the borders, the big boss of the Council, this genius of politics, a real Machiavelli of our times? Well, it seems that during a late, long visit to the restaurant “LA CONVIVIALITE” in the Council building, after more glasses of Russian vodka (he was trying to pave the way for the meeting with the Russian president, Putin) and after slapping friendly some waiters and kissing some baldly ones, he had a moment of real revelation:"
..."In Europe, a great number of refugees were searching the American Embassies and Consulates, asking if there is a possibility to fly in USA having a “sexual emergency”, because in Europe, with their German guide for refugees, you can’t even grab a p...sy, while in America you can have a blow job just voting or to grope where you wish, as Donald. That means the greatness of American democracy, not German rules and austerity"...
"It seems, that even Lady Liberty was seen sitting down for a while, looking almost groggy by this unexpected shit and the VW car’s smoke, having a joint, thinking deeply where the hell she should move her ass"...
"Meanwhile, at the White House, Mr. Obama met Mr. Trump, President on the commission with President-elect, a black man with a white man, ready “to smoke the calumet”, after so many days of fighting...and why not, to celebrate a new victory of the brave American police, which have beaten once again, the Indians, at Standing Rock! Unfortunately, Mr. Biden found there only some of that bad smelling “calumet”, remained from Bill’s presidency time which, both of them, the “unqualified president” and the ”worst president” preferred to ignore, starring absently...
George Radu Rospinus
Author, possible writer, possible, too late! My life: 30 years in communism, 25 years transition to capitalism, a perpetual crisis! My revenge: the humor!
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Vampires and Devillinati - George Radu Rospinus
Vampires and Devillinati
Brexit, American Election, Pokémon and Vampy News
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
Introduction
Brexit Campaigning and Vampy News
Brexit!...Done, Done, Done…Right!
Pokémon’s Hunting…
Brexit, soft or hard?...
Vampy News and American Election…
Introduction
This eBook is a work of fiction and reality and many resemblances to persons or places, events or locales are not coincidental. The characters are the production of the reality and author’s imagination and they are used more or less, fictitiously. First of all, please consider this story like a pamphlet, about humor and satire, especially political satire. Vampyrolix and his flying reporter, Flyrolix are two ghost vampires
living in the author’s mind and virtual world, helping him to lash the whip of satire in the real world, a world full of leading celebrities deeply infiltrated with Devillinati, Bergs and their puppets…Who they are? I hope you will figure out, after reading… The supreme order: LASH THEM TILL LAUGHS... OR USE THE PEN! DRACULA'S PEN...
So, let me present to you some excerpts from the story:
…Now, from our special flying sources (VAMPY-PRESS), we are able to disclose to you some extraordinary facts: do you know Mr. DP Junckersberg - enemy of the borders, the big boss of the Council, this genius of politics, a real Machiavelli of our times? Well, it seems that during a late, long visit to the restaurant LA CONVIVIALITE
in the Council building, after more glasses of Russian vodka (he was trying to pave the way for the meeting with the Russian president, Putin) and after slapping friendly some waiters and kissing some baldly ones, he had a moment of real revelation: How dare the treacherous Albion
and this dodgy Dave
to cheat our Commission and blackmail us, with all those disadvantages he pretends to be, if they vote to leave? WOW! (Smart guy, isn’t he?...Or, maybe the vodka?)…
…- Alexis, Alexis…you seemed so brave…I warned you, don’t make any visit there, at her den, private or public…You are going there, full of hopes with your own Agenda and you are coming back with Agenda 21, more or less Devillinati’s Puppets
! And after the Bavarian method
she applied to you, with a thinner voice you are speaking about more austerity, more Europe, save the euro, save the banks, blah, blah, blah…
…Arriving in Downing Street 10 to take the charge off, the reporters surprise her going up and down the street, searching the damn entrance! Awkward moment! Once again, welcome Theresa, you look promising from our point of view!... A small parenthesis about her suit: I am sorry to say, but it seems so casual, so conservative…I am sure the other Theresa, the Saint, would wear it with pleasure in her life…But, this proves how hastily the things happened…Or the dodgy Dave
missed to give her, the famous advice he gave to