I Like to Start with Something Funny
By Mark Overton
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Does the idea of sitting still for hours while a speaker drones on and on make you cringe?
Do you find yourself daydreaming when you should be listening?
Have you ever wished that the speaker would make his/her speech more interesting?
Well, if you answered yes to any of the above, I understand. But, you’ll never feel that way if you listen to Joel Osteen. He is a renowned inspirational pastor and speaker.
“I Like to Start with Something Funny” is a compilation of many of Pastor Osteen’s witty remarks and “laugh-out-loud” funny jokes that put his captive audiences at ease and inspire them to be engaged and uplifted. One touch of humor at a time, Osteen’s words of wisdom speak to the individual while also reaching out and providing comfort to the masses. Now is your opportunity to also enjoy this unprecedented compilation of over 100, tested, short, clean Joel Osteen jokes – they bring joy and encourage laughter.
This inspirational book is the template for a speech of any kind. Use it as a blueprint for how to break the ice, engage, inspire, and encourage your audience to listen intently and absorb your message wholeheartedly.
Buy your copy now to help start a meaningful conversation, laugh hilariously and live happier today!
Mark Overton
Author Mark C. Overton is a retired Chief Master Sergeant from the U.S. Air Force who developed a love for writing after transitioning. He first wrote the "Career Progression Guide for Airmen" series. Through his faith, Mark turned to the Christian Living genre, penning "Chapter and Verse: Daily Devotions for Your Work Week" and co-authoring "Lord Teach Me How to Pray". His experience leading laymen ministries – usher, television, media, information technology and a men’s group – as well as founding and ministering the Good News Book Series website has helped him to build and spread his faith. Mark practices his faith by attending the First Assembly of God in North Little Rock, Arkansas. He is also a Champion of Hope, partnering with Joel Osteen Ministries. His latest book, "I Like to Start with Something Funny," is a collection of short, witty Joel Osteen jokes that bring joy and encourage laughter.
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I Like to Start with Something Funny - Mark Overton
I Like to Start with Something Funny
100 Tested, Short, Clean Jokes
by Mark C. Overton
Largo, Maryland
Copyright © 2017 Mark C. Overton
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DEDICATION
I dedicate I Like to Start with Something Funny to my wife, Margarita, whose contagious laugh cracks me up and brings side-splitting cackles, uncontrollable rolling-on-the-floor laughter, and a happy
emoticon feeling. My wife keeps me smiling — Yas! Yas!
Simple Definitions of a Joke
Something said or done to cause laughter.
A brief story with a surprising and funny ending.
Someone or something that is not worth taking seriously.
Simple Definitions of a Laugh
To show that you are happy or you think something is funny by smiling and making a sound from your throat.
To think or say that someone or something is foolish and does not deserve serious attention or respect.
To not be bothered by something.
Source: Merriam-Webster's Learner's Dictionary
CONTENTS
Acknowledgments
Introduction – A Smile Doesn’t Cost a Cent, but it Gains a Lot of Interest
Part I – Spiritual Joy
Chapter 1 – Male Wisecracks
Chapter 2 – Female Quips
Chapter 3 – Marital Jests
Chapter 4 – Family Witticisms
Chapter 5 – Children Rib-Ticklers
Part II – Non-Spiritual Humor
Chapter 6 – Animal Bits
Chapter 7 – Sports Antics
Chapter 8 – Occupational Laughs
Conclusion – Take Charge of Your Own Joy
Appendices
Top 10 Happiest Life Moments
Shout
Bible Verses about Laughter
Benefits of Laughter
Happy
Bibliography
About the Author
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
Many people assisted me in the preparation and publishing of this book, and I give honor to whom honor is due. First and foremost, to God be the glory. He placed this vision in my heart to further proclaim the joy of Jesus to the greatest number of readers possible.
Being confident of this, that he who began a good work in you will carry it on to completion. (Philippians 1:6)
Thank you to the renowned Joel Osteen Ministries for passing on the blessing. I consider Joel Osteen a friend; I am an avid reader, listener, viewer, supporter, and fan. I hang my hat on you to love, read, and tell this compilation of 100 surefire, short, clean Joel Osteen jokes that bring a bundle of joy and encourage laughter.
My siblings and I were also reared in the church. Our experiences allow us to share some classic family stories to this very day. Some are like Chris Rock’s saying about his siblings, We were so poor, my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.
Yet, we've had so many blessings, beauty, and joy throughout our lives.
While serving in the United States Air Force, I also became a part of the long, proud tradition of pranking recruits. Similarly, these clean, short jokes are shared as stories from Joel’s life, upbringing in the church, and from friends and well-wishers across the country and around the world. I recognize their contributions. They’re shining examples who inspire us all to read what they have to say. Thanks for touching our lives with yours.
Knowing the origin of this vision, which was so big in my life, gratitude [of the heart] is obliged to Rodney Perry, my best friend and former pastor, who helped me to clarify and hone my thoughts, facilitating this vision into action.
Where there is no guidance, a people falls, but in an abundance of counselors there is safety. (Proverbs 11:14 ESV)
INTRODUCTION
A Smile Doesn’t Cost a Cent, but It Gains a Lot of Interest
Have you heard the one about the closing hymn
? If you’re wondering if the closing hymn
reminds you of one of Joel Osteen’s favorite jokes, you’ve heard well — I feel your eagerness. But before I share it with you or tell you this favorite let me say…
Every day is a gift from God and if that doesn’t excite you about today being a day to celebrate, then, what truly brings you joy?
So, a preacher was winding up his temperance sermon with great fervor: If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river.
And the congregation cried, Amen!
If I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river.
And the congregation cried Amen!
If I had all the whiskey and demon rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it into the river.
And the congregation cried Hallelujah!
The preacher sat down. The song leader stood very