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    Haiku Mama: (Because 17 Syllables Is All You Have Time to Read)

    By Kari Anne Roy

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    Yay! The perfect time
    To strip down naked and scream—
    When Mommy’s on the phone.
     
    This irreverent collection of candid haiku is full of laugh-out-loud observations on dirty diapers, playdate anxiety, obn­oxious purple dinosaurs, choking hazards, stay-at-home dads, and more. It’s a book of verse every new mother will appreciate. Read, laugh, roll your eyes, and know that you are not alone!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherRandom House Publishing Group
    Release dateMar 21, 2017
    ISBN9781683690030
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    • 5/5
      I admit it. I am a WORD NERD. I have a little Moleskine notebook in which I have been writing Haiku off and on since 2010. When I received "Haiku Mama", I was thrilled!

      A little book, able to read in one sitting, this one will make you laugh out loud and want to jot down a number of them. If you are a mom, regardless of the age of your child, these will resonate with you. A few of my favorites:

      Can't remember keys,
      lunch or where remote is, yet
      Nemo? Memorized.

      Toddler lexicon:
      "Mommy, my butt is sneezing."
      Translate that one fast.

      Red leaves on the trees,
      glitter poop in the diaper -
      it's the holidays!

      Page after page of these funny, clever and smart Haiku.

      Highly recommended