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    If My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle-Aged Men
    If My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle-Aged Men
    If My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle-Aged Men
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    If My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle-Aged Men

    By The Oatmeal and Matthew Inman

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    In If My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle-Aged Men, Matthew Inman imagines, to hilarious effect, what life would be like if his dogs were a couple of old men running around his house. The result is a pitch-perfect gift for any dog owner.
     
     
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAndrews McMeel Publishing
    Release dateSep 26, 2017
    ISBN9781449488659
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    Readers find this title enjoyable and funny. It is a must-read for dog lovers and anyone looking for a good laugh. The book keeps readers engaged from start to finish. Although the author acknowledges the flaws of dogs, the overall love for them shines through.

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    • 5/5
      Good,funny, I wish I could just do 10 words instead of just two
    • 5/5
      This is a must read for anyone who loves dogs. And also everyone else. I was laughing so hard.

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    • 4/5
      Enjoyable from start to finish.yep that’s all I have to say…
    • 3/5
      Dogs really do kinda suck still love them though lol

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