Snakes and Ratters And Other Bits
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Another serving of houseboy witterings from Gillibran Brown. Snakes and Ratters is a tasty new tale sandwiched between two other light bites about life with Dick and Shane.
Gillibran Brown
Introducing houseboy Gillibran Brown.Gay ménage à trois, BDSM, spanking, discipline, SM, domination and submission, domestic trials and tribulations.Gilli’s observations and anecdotes are entertaining, sometimes hilarious and often moving.If you think this houseboy’s life might interest you, then welcome. Step over the threshold, but wipe your feet first, as he’s just polished the parquet.Funny, tender, insightful and sexy.Contains scenes of a sexual nature and also discipline scenes.Book 1 - Fun with Dick and ShaneBook 2 - More Fun with Dick and ShaneBook 3 - Achilles and the HouseboyBook 4 - Gilliflowers, Bonds of AffectionBook 5 - Christmas at Leo'sBook 6 - RevelationsStand Alone Chapters:The Snail AffairThe Winkle On The Bus And Other Stuff.Snakes and Ratters and other bits.Daddy Valenswines
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Snakes and Ratters And Other Bits - Gillibran Brown
Gillibran Brown
Snakes and Ratters
And Other Bits
Memoirs of a Houseboy
Copyright © Gillibran Brown 2017
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Forward -
Or Backward, depending on your view and taking into account the retrospective nature of these memoir anecdotes. Them what knows me, he said grammatically, knows it takes me forever and a day to get around to expanding on hints laid down in the diary. It’s the way I am. I need time to mull, plus I’m a world-class procrastinator.
As ever, the following small tales relate to incidents in this boy’s life of submissive slavery to Dick and Shane, lords of all they survey, including me. I’ve tried to arrange them in a rough chronological order, the stories that is, not Dick and Shane, or, if we put them in chronological order, Shane and Dick.
Snakes and Ratters is the star of the show, so to speak, insofar as it’s a new piece. I know! I bloody know! Wonders will never cease. I finally finished it. The other bits have been kicking around the diary for a while, but I thought I might as well clag them into one little keepsake volume.
A word on the progress of Revelations - None! Sorry, Peeps. I’m going to try and turn my mind to it in the coming months. Scouts honour, dib-dib and all that.
Gillibran Brown - houseboy, Daddies’ boy and serial meddler.
Contents
The Cactus Incident
Snakes and Ratters
The Curious Incident of the Cat on the Duvet
Other Memoir Shorts available as separate e-reads:
The Snail Affair
The Winkle on the Bus
The Cactus Incident
September 2015
Once upon a time there was an adorable blonde, blue-eyed, sweet natured houseboy called Gillibran Brown. Gillibran lived in perfect harmony with two big old Daddy bears who worshipped the very sod he trod upon. (Yes they do, they just forget it from time to time.)
Gillibran was perfect in every way, except for a teensy, tiny, ever so miniscule propensity to poke his cute little nose into other folk’s business. He just couldn’t help himself. It was a curse he was born with, along with a big gob that never knew when to keep schtum.
One bright and sunny September Sunday not so very long ago, Gilli and his Daddies set off to have Sunday lunch with Old Leo, a grumpy, grouchy, overbearing, arrogant, full of himself, long time friend of the bears.
Leo lived in the modern day equivalent of a grand palace. Everything within and without its walls was perfect in every way due to Old Leo’s habit of flashing his cash and hiring skilled serfs to do everything for him, bar the cooking, which he did himself because he fancied himself to be some kind of amalgamation of every great chef that has ever lived.
On arriving at Old Leo’s luxurious pad, Gillibran did his usual reccy to see what was new and what he could purloin and pinch and put a better spin on using his own enviable skills of interpretation. Old Leo’s grounds were immaculate, grand enough to be open to the public for cream teas