Dick Midnight vs Hafgufa (The Kraken)

By Dick Midnight

In this installment of the acclaimed mytherotica e-book series, celebrated author and creature conquerer Dick Midnight goes sword to gooey inktip with the legendary Hafgufa, also known as The Kraken, a nasty seafaring octopus that has captured the friend of an infatuation. As a result, Dick Midnight has promised he can rescue the abducted college girl, but the consequences are grave, the encounter daunting, and it may not be a promise he's able to keep.

Supernatural supersleuth Dick Midnight battles the creatures of our classical mythologies in an effort to rescue abducted women from being slaves to their primal desires. With the help of his striking assistant, an Alabaster Amazon named Xana Pandora, Dick Midnight must travel to a place he refers to as The Nether Regions, home to an endless population of mythological beasts, all dangerous, all imposing, and all with a sexual appetite temporarily quenched only by earthly physical beauty.

When it comes to clashing with the creatures of our mythology, Dick Midnight already knows their names. Now he's here to kick their ass.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Dick Midnight
• Release date: Oct 13, 2014
• ISBN: 9781310301964

Dick Midnight

Dick Midnight is a badass.He is also the master of pseudo-biographical mythological erotica, or mytherotica, for short. His stories have been must reads among an established cult following that discovered the works in the recesses of the deep internet. Now, for the first time, the extensive Dick Midnight catalog is gradually being made available in more accessible online venues.For centuries, eons even, artists like Dick Midnight have warned of the dangers of the creatures of our mythology, looming in the shadows, on the fringes of civilization. But as science and academia have taken hold and proclaimed Gods and beasts as little more than figments of our active imaginations, we have let down our guard. When an unexplained abduction occurs, and Dick Midnight's services are requested, his double duty begins. He is at once monster slayer, damsel rescuer, and entertaining, engrossing, erotica wordsmith.A complex personality with his own inner demons, Dick Midnight can be aloof and distant, intense and quippy, and often seemingly on the verge of spinning out of control.But damn, can he write.

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Case #74

DICK MIDNIGHT

vs

Hafgufa ( The Kraken )

A mytherotic thriller by Dick Midnight

(for mature readers)

©2014 Dick Midnight

1.

Nia Peralta walked along the beach with a sense of sexual satisfaction she had never felt before. It was only the second meeting of the club, but her stimulation had been pushed so far beyond anything she had experienced before that she couldn’t even imagine what might possibly come next. She was only 19 years old, and could count the number of sexual partners she’d had on two hands, including tonight, but she felt for the first time in her life like a true woman.

A select group consisting of the most attractive of her San Diego area sorority sisters had lucked into a club, if you will, with an elite group of the hottest young men from a neighboring fraternity. A club that was quite possibly the next step in 20-something sexual evolution. Oddly enough, though, the evolution was moving on a liberating-but-respectful course, kind of like rock music that had become so offensive to the ear that it needed to regress in a softer direction in order to evolve further. The sex was clean. It was in a disease-free environment. And it was willing to explore beyond the slutty frat parties of yesteryear, where the trampiest of low-life females would end up getting a train pulled on them whilst the prettier and less daring girls only watched and cheered from the sidelines as they judged with their eyes.

The club rules were simple:

Everyone was tested for sexually-transmitted diseases at least one month prior to every meeting. No pass. No ass! It was, however, on the honor system, and we all know how that can go, which did add excitement that nobody wanted to admit they felt.

Every girl was on the pill.

No protection was allowed.

Everyone showered right before the meeting.

Once a girl’s name was pulled, there was no turning back.

There had been only two meetings so far, including tonight’s, and each was set up in courses, as if it were a dinner date. The first meeting happened three months ago, and was only Drinks and Dinner. Each girl wrote her name on two separate cards. After her name on the first card, she wrote Drinks and put it in a bowl. After her name on the second card she wrote Dinner and put it in a different bowl. Each boy would draw one name from the drink bowl, and when all names were drawn, they would find whatever place they desired in the frat house or rented beach house and the girls would get eaten out, after which the boys would get their dicks sucked. To not lose honor, both boy and girl had to orgasm, and the girl had to swallow. No exceptions.

Once Drinks were done, they would repeat the drawing for Dinner. Dinner was vaginal intercourse. Any position, but both partners had to climax.

Tonight was only the second meeting of the club, but a third dinner course had been added. It was Dessert. Dessert was anal sex on the girls. It required a third orgasm from each partner, which would now begin to test sexual stamina. The boys made the rules, and they hadn’t really thought much further than where they were at, because they were stupid horny boys. At some meeting very soon, most would probably not have the stamina to deliver