Bible Dogs: Famous Canines in the Bible
By David Tamiran and David Winter
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David Tamiran is the author of DOGS ARE HUMAN TOO! - www.dogsarehumantoo.com - and SUPERRABBI -www.superrabbi.com; In his spare time, he designs and markets humorous Canine and SUPERRABBI T-shirts and posters.
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Bible Dogs - David Tamiran
Bible Dogs
Famous Canines in the Bible
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ISBN: 978-0-595-12257-8 (sc)
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Contents
Part 1 In the Beginning
Chapter 1 Adam and Eve
Creation of the Dog
Blessing of the Dog
Dog Meets Man
Creation of Woman
Original Sin
Retribution
Expulsion From the Garden
Chapter 2 Cain and Abel
The First Crime
Part II The Wrath of God
Chapter 3 Noah and the ark
Designing the Ark
Construction of the Ark
Selection of the Animals
Passing the Time
Looking for Land
Land Ahoy!
Rainbow
Chapter 4 Tower of Babelonia
Part III The Covenant
Chapter 5 Abraham
Departing Haran
The Three Angels
Chapter 6 Isaac
Rebekah at the Well
Chapter 7 Jacob
Jacob and Esau
Selling the birthright
Isaac Blesses Jacob
Jacob’s Dream
Jacob and Rachel
Jacob Wrestles Angel
Part IV Exile
Chapter 8 The Story of Joseph
Joseph’s Multi-Colored Neon Coat
Joseph Sold to Koreans
A Slave in Egypt
In the Jailhouse
Pharaoh’s Nightmare
Joseph: Ruler of Egypt
Brothers Visit Joseph
Joseph Meets Benjamin
Joseph Reveals Identity
Part V Exodus
Chapter 9 Moses and the Eleven Commandments
Moses in the River
Saved by Pharaoh’s daughter
The Burning Hanukkah Bush
Moses and Aaron visit Pharoah
The Eleven Plagues
Children of Israel Depart Egypt
Crossing the Red Sea
Rye Bread from Heaven
Soda from the Rock
The Eleven Commandments
The Golden Dog
Chapter 10 Joshua
Joshua Send Spies
Fall of Jericho
Part VI In The Promised Land
Chapter 11 Samson
Samson Wrestles Lion
Samson and Delilah
Samson’s Revenge
Chapter 12 David
David Meets Saul
David and Goliath
David: King of Israel
David and Bathsheba
Chapter 13 Solomon
Solomon’s Wisdom
Building the Temple
Queen of Sheba
Note
This book is based on the secret C
or Canine Text
of the Dead Sea Scrolls-ancient Biblical and Messianic texts, shedding light on Biblical Judaism, and the birth of Christianity. It was found hidden in the basement of the Israel Museum
Part 1
In the Beginning
...and God saw that the dog was good.
Chapter 1
Adam and Eve
Creation of the Dog
And on the eighth day God saw that something was wrong; that man, the most heavenly of creatures was far from perfect.¹* And God said:
Let us create a more noble and selfless being, one closer to our own image.
And so it was: God created the dog.
¹ * Man was a complete idiot.
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