Worthless Sponsor Jokes: Network Marketing Humor
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Want to add some humor to your next network marketing training? Need a good laugh? Want to tease your worthless sponsor?
Here is a collection of worthless sponsor jokes from 25 years of the "Big Al Report." These jokes are meant for fun, not to be mean. So don't share them with humor-challenged individuals.
Network marketing can be enjoyable, and we can have fun making jokes along the way. The journey is the experience. Let's have a great journey.
So read, laugh, and enjoy some good bedtime reading that will put a smile on your face.
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Worthless Sponsor Jokes - Keith Schreiter
Worthless Sponsor Jokes
Network Marketing Humor
Keith Schreiter
Tom Big Al
Schreiter
Fortune Network Publishing Inc.
Contents
Copyright
Preface
Big Al Resources
Let the worthless sponsor fun begin.
Not enough worthless sponsor jokes yet?
The Worthless Sponsor Test.
And a final word about worthless sponsors.
In conclusion.
Big Al Resources
More Books From Fortune Network Publishing
About The Authors
Copyright
Worthless Sponsor Jokes
© 2016 by Keith & Tom Big Al
Schreiter
Fortune Network Publishing
All rights reserved, which includes the right to reproduce this book or portions thereof in any form whatsoever.
For information, contact:
Fortune Network Publishing
PO Box 890084
Houston, TX 77289 USA
Telephone: +1 (281) 280-9800
ISBN-10: 1-892366-57-6
ISBN-13: 978-1-892366-57-3
Preface
Caution: This is not a book of network marketing skills.
This book is simply a resource for everyone who has enjoyed the worthless sponsor jokes from our newsletters over the past 40 years.
Worthless sponsors?
Of course they are imaginary. They don’t exist in real life.
Humor, by definition, is a little bit mean. Humor comes from laughing at someone’s misfortune or stupidity.
So don’t be offended by these worthless sponsor jokes. Worthless sponsors are imaginary, remember?
Will every joke be funny? No, we all have a different sense of humor. Remember, don’t be offended. Worthless sponsors are totally imaginary, right?
So why this resource of worthless sponsor jokes?
1. A little bit of humor lightens our mood.
2. Some of these jokes might be perfect for your next meeting or training.
3. Have a banquet where you roast
the guest of honor? Maybe one of these jokes will be appropriate.
Many thanks to all the blonde jokes, the lawyer jokes, and unverified sources that were modified to make fun of our worthless sponsors. Some of these jokes are really, really old.
And a special thanks to everyone’s favorite worthless sponsor, Sleaze Shallowman, who inspires us to never be like him.
Also, thanks to all the subscribers who submitted ideas and jokes to make the worthless sponsor jokes something many looked forward to in our newsletters.
WARNING: You may find some of the humor in this book offensive, especially if you are a worthless sponsor – totally imaginary, right? – or if you are humor-challenged). Please read this book at your own risk.
*** Remember, this book contains no network marketing skills. No tips or techniques here. It is only a humor resource.
- Keith and Tom Big Al
Schreiter
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Let the worthless sponsor fun begin.
How science escapes worthless sponsors.
Last week I asked my worthless sponsor:
Which is faster, light or sound?
He replied:
Light.
Whoa! My worthless sponsor got the answer right. That was impressive. After all, he is a worthless sponsor, not a scientist. So I am thinking maybe my worthless sponsor isn’t so dumb after all ... until he continues and says:
Yes. Light is definitely faster because it’s lighter.
Then it got worse. He changed his mind!
He said:
No, wait! Sound is faster.
Now I was curious, so I asked my worthless sponsor why he thought that sound was faster than light. He replied:
Because you hear something first and then you look around and see it.
My worthless sponsor keeps telling me,
Be fast. Don’t procrastinate. Be early!
He should know. He gets off his job every day at 5pm and he is home by 4:30pm.
My worthless sponsor’s three-step strategic plan:
#1. Brag about past accomplishments.
#2. Brag about what you plan to do.
#3. Avoid doing anything.
I don’t think my worthless sponsor acts stupid. It appears to be the real thing.
My worthless sponsor claims to be a self-made man.
I am glad he’s willing to take the blame.
Q. What do you call a worthless sponsor holding a balloon?
A. Siamese twins.
When my worthless sponsor asked me who is the stupid one, me or him ... I told him everyone knows he doesn't sponsor stupid people.
What???
My worthless sponsor thought his wife was losing her hearing, so one day he decided to test it. He quietly walked in the front door and stood 30 feet behind his wife.
He said, "Dear. Can you