An Opinionated Walk

By Eddy Guerrier

This is a collection of scattered opinions that the author wanted to share with his readers about a television showman and a few unforgettable interpretations.

• Language: English
• Publisher: AuthorHouse
• Release date: Nov 15, 2012
• ISBN: 9781477268032

Eddy Guerrier

EDDY GUERRRIER has more than thirty years in the Insurance Business especially in his native country, Haiti. He graduated from Sheepshead Bay High School with honors and has a B.A. from Hamilton College, Clinton New-York. He is married, has children, and is a proud grandfather. Eddy enjoys reading, classical music and travelling.

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Contents

GOT YOU!

BILL ON BILL

PARTICULARS ON BILL’S SHOW

THE MALE ENHANCEMENT PILL

POVERTY

BEING GAY

PYTHONS

VAGINAS

REALITY SHOW

LAWYERS

DOCTORS

CHILD MOLESTERS

POINTING THE FINGER

CHATTING AND MORE

POLITICIANS

GANGS AND FIREARMS

MARRIAGES

RETIREMENT

BOXING

EDUCATION

DELIVERANCE

CULINARY HABITS

NO MORE PETROL

WATER CONFLICT

RELIGION

THE YOUNG BILLIONAIRES OF THE U.S.A.

CARS AND JEWELRY

PARTIES OR GET-TOGETHERS; A FAMILY MINI DRAMA

SOCIALIZING

CLOTHING

ON HOW TO WATCH THE NEWS

GESTAPO!

FINALLY, ON BILL O’REILLEY

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

GOT YOU!

I knew once I put that title on the book’s cover, I was going to catch your eye.

My intention is a very clear: I will give an honest and personal opinion of a man—Bill O’Reilly—who has spent several years trying to turn you into what he calls patriots instead of pinheads. This task in my view is not that easy, having lived with you a few years.

Of course, I’m not an American citizen, but Bill (if he does not find using his first name too familiar) became not only a must on my bedroom TV but also a guide for my way of thinking.

When I graduated from Hamilton College in 1976, I told my assistants that the American people were a duplication of John Wayne and his like. Why? Because that was the way you were portrayed in the movies then. It was a time when it was safe to sit in a movie theater without having to worry about being robbed or solicited by a stranger or a prostitute. Fortunately, I concluded my speech by saying that you Americans are only humans. And I also told them to smile because they were on Candid Camera. The camera is still on, but the American people are no longer willing to smile. They’ve become giants with clay feet. Fortunately, there people looking after them.

The media has become an untruth word because of certain journalists who are more worried about pushing their political agenda instead of being unbiased.

My boss is about six feet four inches, and he is not an easy man to get along with if you are an ass kisser. I grew to respect and admire him, even if sometimes I want to kill him. I can tell you that he is a stand-up guy. Ho! Where did I get that phrase?

William James O’Reilly Jr. has been called quite a few names and adjectives. Let me give samples.

ȃ Conservative

ȃ Republican

ȃ Blubbering vagina

ȃ Obsessive

ȃ Obnoxious

ȃ Sucks

ȃ Religious zealot

ȃ Egocentric

ȃ Confrontational

ȃ Sexual harasser

ȃ Racist

To name a few—

These should catch the attention of any sane person who watches television, who is interested in the American mind, and who is not an American citizen.

Why so much negativity on a TV host—enough to kill him?

If curiosity kills the cat, then I’m guilty.

BILL ON BILL

When you are a tall person you tend to look down at the people you talk to. This is not a sign of I’m better than you, it is just physical. I’m about five feet five, and believe me, I don’t feel inferior. Nature has a way to make human beings different from one another. It is your duty, throughout your own life, to determine whether you are small or big.

When I listen to Bill, I mostly watch his eyes and his hands. Those two elements help to explain what type of man he is. Sure enough, not everyone will like him. He has so many things in his mind that even with his guests he cannot hide when he feels he is wasting his time. My boss used to tell me, convince me. I will say the same for Bill. You may be a smart person, but if you come unprepared, he will destroy you and make nothing of it, unless you can get your point across with clear, understandable, plain English.

Look at his eyes. They tend to get smaller and smaller when he is trying to see how long it will take you to get to the core of the subject at hand. And then, here comes his rage. You have to be careful when you accept an invitation to be interviewed by him. He studies carefully whether you have a personality of your own or you build one to please him and his viewers. Do not be afraid to look him in the eyes unless, when you are in front of him, you try please an audience you don’t know anything about or you try to be an ass kisser to please him.

The man has been doing his show for twelve years and counting. Before that in the remote past he was a teacher.

Bill has big hands. He tends to not move them a lot, but when the worst gets to him, he will not know where to put them—sometimes preferably on your mouth, although, I do consider him to