Rib Cracking Jokes From Around The World

By Samuel Milla

Lose yourself in rib cracking jokes selected from around the world. Best cure for boredom and low moods.

RECOMMENDED FOR ADULT READERS  

• Language: English
• Publisher: Oyster Press
• Release date: Oct 21, 2018
• ISBN: 9781386190783

Samuel Milla

SAMUEL MILLA is a practicing comedian. He lives in Bronx,NYC

Book preview

1.

Little DAVID comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.

Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish,

He asks, Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?

His father thinks a bit, then says, No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?

Osama bin Laden, David says.

Why Osama bin Laden, his father asks in shock.

Well, Josh says, I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore.

His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy with newfound pride.

DAVID, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard.

I know, DAVID says, and once that gets him out in the open, the ARMY could blow the poo out of him.

2.

It's the first day of kindergarten, and the teacher decides to do taste association.

‘'I'll blindfold you and give you a lifesaver, and you tell me what flavor it is,' she tells the children.

So she gives them all a cherry flavor, and says, 'What flavor is that?'

The whole class answers 'Mmmm, that's cherry.'

'Very good,' the teacher replies.

So she gives them all a grape and they reply, 'Mmm, that's grape.'

'Very good,' she says again.

Then she gives them all a honey flavor. The whole class sits perplexed by the strange taste, so the teacher says 'OK, I'll give you a hint, it's something your parents might call each other.'

Billy spits his out on the floor and yells, 'Spit 'em out everyone, they're ASSHOLES!'

3.

There was a party that many rich people attended. The host had recently built a tank with many alligators, paranas, and many other things that could kill you. The host said that if anyone could swim across the tank, he would, to the best of his ability, grant them 3 wishes.

Well, nobody was up to the challenge, so