Gut-Busting Puns for Minecrafters: Endermen, Explosions, Withers, and More
By Brian Boone and Amanda Brack
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About this ebook
Do you want to build up a supply of jokes about Minecraft? Ready for a book about the best came in the world? Want some jokes about Hostiles and Passsives and tools and Steve that are so funny you’ll “axe” for more. Well then it’s time to stop “tooling around. The Table of Contents includes:
- A Mob of Hostile Mob Jokes
- Rocks and Blocks
- Did you Hear…?
- That’s Entertainment!
- You know You’re a Minecrafter If…
- Swiftly, Alex
- Rhyme Time
- Tongue Twisters
- And much More!
We don’t “Mine” telling you that this is the most fantastic, book yet of jokes for gamers!
Brian Boone
Brian Boone is an editor and writer for the bestselling Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader line of trivia and humor books. He wrote I Love Rock n’ Roll (Except When I Hate It) and coauthored American Inventions: Big Ideas That Changed Modern Life and How to Make Paper Airplanes. He has contributed to How Stuff Works, Barnes & Noble Reads, McSweeney’s, Splitsider, Someecards, The Onion, Adult Swim, and Funny or Die. He lives in Oregon with his family.
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Gut-Busting Puns for Minecrafters - Brian Boone
INTRODUCTION
Do you want to build
up a supply of Minecraft jokes? Ready for a joke book about the best game in the world that really rocks
? Want some jokes about Hostiles and Passives and tools and Steve that are so funny you’ll axe
for more? Well, then it’s time to stop tooling
around and make room in your chest for Gut-Busting Puns for Minecrafters: Endermen, Explosions, Withers, and More.
We don’t mine
telling you that it’s most fantastic, pun-tasting book yet in our Jokes for Minecrafters series. And wither
you like it or not, you’re going to explode with laughter. Don’t worry, it’s not The End
! We don’t want to Creeper
you out! We think you’ll agree that it’s just so much fun talking about Minecraft, especially in a way that can make you and your friends laugh . . . ore
maybe drive them a little crazy with some real groaners. Inside you’ll find all kinds of wordplay, word jokes, silly fun, and silly puns all about your favorite game: Minecraft
CHAPTER 1
A MOB OF HOSTILE MOB JOKES
Q: What do you get when you cross a Blaze with a mineshaft?
A: Fire in the hole!
Q: What did the hip Blaze say when it discovered Minecraft ?
A: This is fire!
Q: What happens when a Ghast gets lost in the fog?
A: It’s mist.
Q: What do you call a Zombie Pigman with three eyes?
A: A Zombie Piiigman.
Q: How does a Creeper listen to music?
A: With a boombox.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Creeper with a Sheep?
A: A Sheep that creeps.
Q: Where did the Zombie Pigman go when it died?
A: Hog Heaven.
Q: What happened to Steve when he met a Creeper on a blustery day?
A: First he got blown up . . . and then he got blown away.
Q: What will you never get from a Creeper?
A: First-hand information or second-hand news.
Q: What’s a Blaze’s favorite day?
A: Ash Wednesday.
Q: How can you tell when someone has met a Blaze?
A: They look ashen.
Q: What steps should you take if a Blaze is about to attack?
A: Long ones!
Q: Why couldn’t the Creeper feel his legs?
A: Because it didn’t have any arms.
Q: Why are Ghasts white and blocky?
A: Because it they were white and round they wouldn’t be in Minecraft !
Q: How do you know a creeper has been visiting your house?
A: Because you came back and your house had been blown up.
Q: Why are the Creepers green?
A: They must be jealous.
Q: How do zombies get so good at Minecraft ?
A: Dead-ication.
Q: What do Creepers put on their ice cream?
A: Whipped scream.
Q: What’s a Skeleton’s favorite rock band?
A: The Grateful Dead.
Q: What did the Zombie say to the Villager?
A: Nice to eat you!
Q: What do Australian Creepers use to hunt?
A: BOOM-a-rangs.
Q: What kind of house do Creepers live in?
A: Greenhouses.
Q: What does a backward Creeper do?
A: Puts itself back together.
Q: What do you call a Skeleton that won’t wake up?
A: