Elvis and the Devil in Disguise (A Southern Cousins Mystery With Bonus Charmed Cat Mystery)
By Peggy Webb
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Jack and Callie are awaiting the arrival of their baby and the whole Valentine clan is in a fever.
Jack, code name Black Panther, goes on a final dangerous mission for the Company while Callie grabs her last-chance getaway before there’s a whole lotta crying going on in the Jones household. She and her dog Elvis climb into her mama’s pink Cadillac with the rest of the Valentine gang and head to New Orleans where Rocky Malone is showing the treasures from his last archeological dig. Cousin Lovie wants to make the world go away so she can have fun with her hunka burnin’ love...until somebody spoils the party with murder. Suspicious minds put the blame on Rocky.
As the Valentines go into full sleuth mode they encounter so many surprises they’re all shook up. With Jack in parts unknown, Callie calls Uncle Charlie to the rescue. But can he and Elvis save the day in time for the Valentine family to follow that dream?
This cozy includes a short story prequel to Peggy’s new Charmed Cat Mystery series. The paperback version also includes a full length copy of Peggy’s most recent Southern Cousins Mystery, Elvis and the Blue Suede Bones.
Peggy Webb
Peggy Webb is the author of 200 magazine humor columns, 2 screenplays, and 70 books.
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Elvis and the Devil in Disguise (A Southern Cousins Mystery With Bonus Charmed Cat Mystery) - Peggy Webb
Elvis and the Devil in Disguise
A Southern Cousins Mystery
With Bonus Charmed Cat Mystery Prequel
Peggy Webb
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Westmoreland House
Elvis and the Devil in Disguise, Copyright © 2019 by Peggy Webb
A Charmed Cat Mystery In Which The Sea Keeps Secrets, Copyright © 2019 by Peggy Webb
All rights reserved.
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Original Cover Art, Copyright © 2019 by Cecilia Griffith
Cover Design, Vicki Hinzi, 2019
Except for use in any review, the reproduction or utilization of this work in whole or in part in any form by any electronic, mechanical or other means, now known or hereafter invented, including xerography, photocopying and recording, or in any information storage or retrieval system, is forbidden without the written permission of the publisher.
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either the product of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events or locales is entirely coincidental.
Published in the United States by Westmoreland House, Mooreville, Mississippi.
Reviews for the Southern Cousins Mysteries
Prepare to laugh out loud.
--Library Journal
In a style that will remind readers of beloved mystery author Anne George’s Southern Sisters mysteries, author Peggy Webb captures the same charm and grace in her delightfully funny tales, along with just the right amount of suspense to delight cozy readers.
--The Times Record News
Webb writes purely funny scenes with wacky characters getting into ridiculously silly situations, and all with a southern flair.
--Booklist
Wacky…Elvis continues to be the saving grace of this cozy series.
--Publishers Weekly
Another crazy, fast-paced mystery sure to leave cozy fans chuckling and waiting for the next adventure.
--Booklist
Webb’s sly sense of humor and neatly plotted mystery is laugh-out-loud hilarious.
--Romantic Times
Peggy Webb is a comic genius. With the sly wit of a modern Mark Twain and the Southern flair of Fried Green Tomatoes, she creates an unforgettable, laugh-aloud story. Elvis and the Dearly Departed is a must read!
--Charlotte Hughes, New York Times bestselling author
Elvis and the Dearly Departed is pure southern lunacy of the best possible kind. Read this book then give it to your best friend—or anyone else you know who needs a good laugh. I’m already looking forward to Peggy Webb’s next book. I can’t wait to see what Callie and Elvis get up to next.
--Laurien Berenson, author of Doggie Day Care Murder
Peggy Webb and laughter go together like grits and gravy. Elvis and the Dearly Departed will leave you hollering for more.
--Vicki Lewis Thompson, New York Times bestselling author
Webb’s clever and wickedly witty comedic mystery takes her readers through a fast-paced family plot full of irreverently clever and entertaining twists that would leave ‘Elvis the Pelvis’ turning in his grave!
--Tom Wilson, creator of Ziggy ©
Southern Cousins Mystery Titles
(Listed most recent to earliest)
Elvis and the Devil in Disguise
Elvis and the Blue Suede Bones
Elvis and the Pink Cadillac Corpse
Elvis and the Rock-A-Hula Baby Capers
Elvis and the Buried Brides
Elvis and the Deadly Love Letters (short story)
Elvis and the Bridegroom Stiffs
Elvis and the Blue Christmas Corpse
Elvis and the Tropical Double Trouble
Elvis and the Memphis Mambo Murders
Elvis and the Grateful Dead
Elvis and the Dearly Departed
Jack Loves Callie Tender (Series prequel)
Table of Contents
Reviews for the Southern Cousins Mysteries
Southern Cousins Mysteries Titles
Elvis and the Devil in Disguise
Chapter 1, Elvis’ Opinion on Travel, Cats and Old Bones
Chapter 2, Food, Food and Food
Chapter 3, Elvis’ Opinion on Love Potions and Living High on the Hog
Chapter 4, Lovesick Dogs, Chicken Risotto and Death Warmed Over
Chapter 5, Elvis’ Opinion on Natural Causes, Canine Detective Work and Butter
Chapter 6, Priceless Artifacts and Blowup Dolls
Chapter 7, Elvis’ Opinion on Intrigue, Murder and Talking Cats
Chapter 8, Mother-to-be Sleuthing and Other Ridiculous Notions
Chapter 9, Lovie’s Opinion on Operation Romance and Limited Options
Chapter 10, Elvis’ Opinion on Crawling Snakes Versus Four-legged Snakes
Chapter 11, Lovie’s Opinion on Street Urchins and Unused Eggs
Chapter 12, Big Surprises and Big Scares
Chapter 13, Lovie’s Opinion on Park Benches, Little Boys and Fate
Chapter 14, Elvis’ Opinion on Everything
Chapter 15, Secrets, Lies and Sleuthing
Chapter 16, Pink Pearls, Riding Shotgun and Foiled Plans
Chapter 17, Wedding Mayhem and an Early Arrival
Chapter 18, Elvis’ Opinion on Weddings, Babies and Heroic Dogs
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About the Author
Chapter 1
Elvis’ Opinion on Travel, Cats and Old Bones
I’m packing my PupPeroni and my pink silk doggie pillow for a road trip to New Orleans with cousin Lovie and my human mom, Callie Valentine Jones. Need I say we’re going over Jack Jones’ dead body? He’s my human dad, about to become the father of a little short bald person who will be my personal responsibility. To say he’s overprotective is an understatement. In addition he thinks his opinion counts.
After all these years of being married into the Valentine family, he’s still clinging to this ridiculous delusion. I tried to set him straight. When he was laying down the law, I tugged on his blue jeans and told him in my inimitable style that How Great Thou Art
does not apply to him. He just didn’t get it. He’s the most dangerous agent in the Company, but he doesn’t have a clue how these Valentine women think. Logic does not apply. Just because Callie is so pregnant she looks like a tall skinny bird who swallowed a hippo, that does not mean she’s going to miss a road trip to see the traveling exhibit of the Treasures of Tulum.
Rocky Malone is the archeologist who’s bringing the Treasures to New Orleans. Cousin Lovie is not about to miss this opportunity to see if she can finally get her long time on-again, off-again boyfriend to discover her personal National Treasure.
Naturally, where Lovie goes, so does Callie. She has her own ways of getting around Jack when he puts his foot down. I know what all it involves, but I’m a dog of major discretion, not to mention enormous talent and savoir faire. You’d have to cut off my mismatched ears to get me to reveal family secrets.
I’ll give you a little hint, though. Callie’s ways involve letting Jack think How Great Thou Art
was written personally for him, and that furthermore, she thinks he can walk on water…as long as his opinion jives with hers. Jack may know a hundred ways to kill a man, but when it comes to my human mom, he’s just a kitty cat.
Well, bless’a my soul. Wash my mouth out with soap! I must have cats on the brain.
Naturally we can’t take a road trip without Callie’s mom, Ruby Nell, and her BFF, Fayrene. They’re packing their feathers and maybe even a dead chicken because they think Rocky’s exhibit from the jungles will give them another chance to go native and chant spells.
The best part, though, is that we’ll be going in Ruby Nell’s pink Cadillac with the top down. I can picture myself sitting in the back seat with my ears blowing in the wind. If word gets out, there’s liable to be a crowd gathered at the side of the road to pay homage to the King. That would be yours truly, the late great Elvis reincarnated in a dog suit.
But back to the cat… After the trauma of finding her garden filled with blue suede bones, Ruby Nell took a little restorative trip to the gambling casinos. She was so traumatized, a day trip to the casinos in the Mississippi Delta wouldn’t do. She and Fayrene booked a cruise and gambled their way across the Gulf all the way from New Orleans to Cozumel. They met the Delaney sisters on the cruise ship, and that’s where the cat comes in.
While Callie and Lovie are holed up in a fancy hotel in the French Quarter, I’ll be in the Old Garden District with the Delaney sisters and their cat, Houdini. Ruby Nell says that Grace Delaney thinks he’s the great magician reincarnated, and I say suspicious minds are going to check that out. As far as I’m concerned, I’m the only famous person who has ever come back as a four-legged pet. This cat is bound to be a charlatan. I say if he got sent back to this earth in a cat suit, he’s the devil in disguise.
Chapter 2
Food, Food and Food
It’s not easy to leave home—that would be my little white cottage in the heart of downtown Mooreville, Mississippi, population soon to be 654 thanks to little Jackie Nell, who will shortly make her appearance in the Jones household. It can’t be soon enough for me. I’m bigger than my house, and all I ever think of is food.
As a matter of fact, the main reason I’m here in New Orleans is for the food—Po Boy sandwiches with fried shrimp, all the bananas foster I can eat, and of course those magnificent beignets at Café Du Monde in the French Quarter. Lovie thinks I’m here for her. And I am, really and truly. But since I’ve been eating for little Jackie Nell and me, both, getting into trouble with Lovie has taken a backseat to secret forays into the kitchen. Jack keeps wondering where all the leftovers went. But I’m not about to point to my ever-expanding self and confess that the roast beef Lovie brought over tasted even better at midnight than it had at supper.
And speaking of food, we’ve just pulled into the driveway of an ancient mansion in mostly good repair in the Old Garden District of New Orleans. A little gray-haired lady with a round smiling face and an even rounder body trots out, wiping her hands on an apron. Mama has said that both the Delaney sisters are wonderful cooks, and I’m hoping the apron means there’s a big chocolate cake waiting. Or a pound cake drizzled with lemon icing. Shoot. I’m not particular. After our harrowing six hour drive south—harrowing only because Mama and Lovie took turns driving--any old cake will do.
Grace!
Mama barrels out of the car and gives Grace Delaney a hug that involves squealing and jumping up and down. Which goes to show that you don’t have to get old just because you’re ticking off birthdays on the calendar.
I pat my womb and tell Little Jackie Nell, See, you can learn a lot about living large from your grandmother.
You think she understands you?
Lovie says as Mama and Fayrene trot off with Grace.
Of course. I talk to her all the time.
What if it’s a he?
Because I know what I know.
I give my cousin my new Madonna smile which Jack says is beautiful and my cousin says borders on a self-satisfied smirk. I take this as a good sign. Lovie doesn’t have an envious bone in her body, but I