Over 700 Witty & Humorous definitions: Ways to live happily
By R.K. MURTHI
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Over 700 Witty & Humorous definitions - R.K. MURTHI
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Absence
➤Makes the heart grow fonder.
➤Diminishes little passions and whips up great ones.
Absent-mindedness
➤Searching for the horse one is riding.
Accident
➤An inevitable occurrence due to the action of immutable natural laws. —Ambrose Bierce
➤What is caused by the nut behind the wheel.
Actor
➤One who tries to be everything but himself.
➤The star of the tinsel world.
➤His emotions are rarely ever his own.
Acupuncture
➤A jab well done.
➤Pin pricks.
➤Turns one into a pin cushion.
Adam
➤In all history, he still stands out as the only indispensable man.
➤One still wishing he never had lent the rib to shape Eve.
Adult
➤One who has stopped growing except in the middle.
➤An obsolete child.
Adultery
➤What man call gallantry and Gods adultery/Is much more common where the climate is sultry. —Lord Byron
➤Something exclusive to adults.
Adventure
➤The champagne of life. —G.K. Chesterton
➤Makes one’s hair stand on ends.
➤Thrills that provide the frills for life.
Advertisement
➤Cheapest way of selling goods particularly if the goods are worthless. —Sinclair Lewis
➤Art of persuading others of what one does not believe oneself. —Abba Eban
➤Field where meretricious mesmerists of mellifluous mendacity operate and thrive.
➤Rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.
Advice
➤Free tip that nobody takes.
➤Everyone gives it; but there are no takers.
➤Money spinner for lawyers, doctors and professionals.
➤One readily accepts it when it comes with a bill.
➤Universally ignored.
➤What we give by the bushel and take by the grain.
➤Pass it on. It is of no use to oneself. —Oscar Wilde
➤What is sought to confirm a position already taken.
Age
➤Supposed to make one wise. Supposed to!
➤Time when the novelty has worn off.
➤Time to realise that setting the world on fire is a figure of speech. —Franklin P. Jones
Agent
➤One who takes his commission on all your gains, not your losses.
➤A middleman who bamboozles one party and plunders the other.
Aid
➤Process by which you collect money from the poor people in the rich countries to give to the rich people in the poor countries.
Air Pollution
➤A mist demeanour.
➤Killer blanket.
Alimony
➤Penalty for not staying single or staying married.
➤A tax paid for the pleasure of getting rid of a no-longer wanted source of pleasure.
➤A new impost that makes one go broke almost by the 10th of the month instead of the 20th when the ties were normal.
➤Duty for freedom from marital bonds.
➤A debt that a former husband would like to see cancelled.
➤A go-no-pay-later plan that benefits the fair sex.
Alternative
➤A new option that mostly takes one from the frying pan into the fire.
➤Deft tinkering that often makes things worse.
America
➤Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. —Arnold Toynbee
➤A nation that thinks it’s the world’s heart throb.
Amour
➤Ability to make love frivolously, something man alone displays.
➤Passion’s barb.
Anatomy
➤It is something that everyone has, but it looks better on a girl.
Anger
➤Anger is not an argument. —Daniel Webster
➤A condition when the tongue works faster than the mind.
➤Temperature at which one loses one’s cool.
➤Two per cent moral, 48 per cent indignation and 50 percent envy. —Votrio De Sica
➤A kind of temporary madness.
Apartments
➤House divided.
➤Whose thin walls encourage eavesdropping.
Apology
➤What the strong extract from the weak.
➤Unsaying something in such a way as to leave it unsaid.
➤Politeness too