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    Anecdotes That Men Tell Women
    Anecdotes That Men Tell Women
    Anecdotes That Men Tell Women
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    Anecdotes That Men Tell Women

    By Alexander Lyubimoff

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    To succeed in ladies, you need to be a skillful lover.
    Do not forget to buy a book by the same author:
    "Anal Fingering Sexual Technique. Classic Erotic Massage. Technique of Classic Fellation".
    This book is devoted to the revolution in sexual technique, which occurs in our time.

    This e-book is a Bestseller in Russia.
    The book is sold in eight languages: Russian (ISBN: 9781005485436), English (ISBN: 9781370458554), German (ISBN: 9781005735937), French (ISBN: 9780463941737), Italian (ISBN: 9780463420492), Spanish (ISBN: 9780463880593), Dutch (ISBN: 9781005139674) and Portuguese (ISBN: 9780463871829).

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherEvgeniy Samarin
    Release dateApr 25, 2019
    ISBN9780463429259
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      Anecdotes That Men Tell Women - Alexander Lyubimoff

      ANECDOTES THAT MEN TELL WOMEN

      By Alexander Lyubimoff

      For Adults Only

      Copyright 2019 Evgeniy Fyodorovich Samarin.

      First published in 2018. Translation from Russian.

      ISBN 9780463429259.

      Compiled, adapted, translated and published

      by Evgeniy Fyodorovich Samarin at Smashwords.

      Smashwords License Statement

      This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each reader. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then please visit your favorite ebook retailer to purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

      CONTENTS

      PREFACE

      ANECDOTES AND APHORISMS

      PREFACE

      In this book, more than 200 jokes and aphorisms from Russia are collected that will help you to shine with wit and achieve success in the ladies' society.

      ANECDOTES AND APHORISMS

      A tomcat and a pussycat are playing hide and seek.

      The pussycat:

      "If you find me, then I am yours.

      And if you do not, then I'm in the cupboard."

      An investigator:

      What can you say about your boss?

      A girl Friday:

      Well, ... his hands everywhere climbed ...

      Armenian radio is asked:

      What breasts are in fashion now?

      Little ones.

      And what to do to those who have big ones?

      To wear out!

      What does the female legs have in common with the Eiffel Tower?

      The higher you climb, the more it takes your breath away!

      Can I sleep with an open window?

      "It

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