KC, at Bat

By Tom Mendicino

Charlie Beresford would rather be doing anything this summer than hauling furniture for a moving company. Come September, he'll be leaving for college, away from the awkwardness of Augustinian Academy, away from his father's constant hints about prospective girlfriends.

Then Kevin Conroy—the Mighty KC--joins the moving crew. A star baseball player bound for the big leagues, Charlie is shocked when cool, confident KC suggests hanging out, especially when KC asks him to stay over--and the happiness their connection brings Charlie.

But the summer is changing Charlie--putting muscles on his skinny frame, compelling him to face hard truths, showing him how it feels not just to lose your heart but to break someone else's. Funny, sweet, and moving, Tom Mendicino's insightful coming-of-age story perfectly evokes that moment when you stop living life from the safety of the bleachers--and finally step up to home plate.

Praise for Tom Mendicino's Probation

"Thoughtful, textured and poignant. . .an exciting impressive debut." --Time Out NY

"A smart, engaging, witty, sad and unusual book about the complicated nature of family and love." --Bart Yates

• Language: English
• Publisher: eOriginals
• Release date: Jun 1, 2013
• ISBN: 9781601830869

Tom Mendicino

Tom Mendicino spent six raucous years roaming the country and eking out a living in the Sales Department of several New York publishing houses before attending the law school of the University of North Carolina. His stories, some of them excerpts from Probation, have appeared in several recent anthologies. Readers can visit his website at www.tommendicino.com.

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Outstanding praise for Tom Mendicino’s Probation

2011 American Library Association

Stonewall Honor Book in Literature

Lambda Literary Award Finalist Best Gay Debut Fiction

"Thoughtful, textured, and poignant . . . [A]n exciting, impressive debut. Written in an honest voice that’s both dully depressed and acutely, emotionally observant, the prose is compellingly painful yet frequently funny, as well. There are many moments of lyrical beauty, plus enough cinematic twists and turns to keep readers anxiously racing through the chapters (though they are best when savored).

—Time Out New York

"If you’re looking for a smart, engaging, witty, sad, and unusual book about the complicated nature of family and love, try Tom Mendicino’s Probation. You’ll be glad you did."

—Bart Yates, author of The Brothers Bishop

An engaging, witty debut.

—The Advocate

This is Tom Mendicino’s first novel and I hope it won’t be his last. He writes with honesty, humor, and aversion to sentimentality that makes you believe every minute of his narrator’s journey of occasional self-destructive self-discovery.

—K. M. Soehnlein, author of The World of Normal Boys

"Probation is the rare novel that dares to take the reader on a journey through the dark night of the soul. An unflinching look at the dark side of self-discovery, it is ultimately a story of transformation and the worlds of possibilities hidden within each of us."

—Michael Thomas Ford, author of Last Summer

An enlightening, well-written tale.

—Instinct Magazine

Achingly honest.

—Vestal McIntyre, author of Lake Overturn

A potent debut.

—Publishers Weekly

"Part coming-out story, part family drama, Probation reminds us how common we all are. Rarely has the dark night of the soul been so compellingly captured."

—Out Smart

Books by Tom Mendicino

PROBATION

REMEMBERING CHRISTMAS

(with Michael Griffo and Frank Anthony Polito)

Published by Kensington Publishing Corporation

KC, AT BAT

TOM MENDICINO

eKensington

KENSINGTON PUBLISHING CORP.

www.kensingtonbooks.com

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Table of Contents

Outstanding praise for Tom Mendicino’s Probation

Books by Tom Mendicino

Title Page

Dedication

Epigraph

BOOK ONE - Hello, Mary Lou

Gratitude

Copyright Page

For Paul Mendicino

He sang his songs calm and steady, like he was in the middle of a storm, men hurling past him.

—Bob Dylan on Ricky Nelson, Chronicles: Volume One

BOOK ONE

Hello, Mary Lou

The first lesson he’d learned was that he would be spending the entire summer after graduating high school answering to the name Buddy. His birth certificate, Social Security card, driver’s license, all the official documentation of his existence, still confirmed his identity as Charles Beresford. But no one on the crew wasted any time or effort trying to remember if he went by Charlie or Chuck or Chad. Or Bill or Mike or Dave, for that matter. He was beneath contempt, the lowest of the low, the worst possible brand of sausage, their name for the high school and college kids who swelled their ranks during the peak moving season for a restless nation in search of better opportunities and friendlier climates. Meat, that’s all they were. Dead meat, if they slowed down the job or otherwise screwed up.

Buddy, what the fuck am I supposed to do with you? the dispatcher sputtered when Charlie appeared at his desk at precisely six in the morning the first Monday of June. An emergency phone call was placed to Mr. Ryan of Ryan Allied Van Lines, who immediately put to rest any doubts about young Mr. Beresford’s suitability to spend the summer on the crew of one of his moving vans.

I don’t give a fuck if he wipes your ass and holds your dick while you take a piss, just find something for him to do, he shouted at his dispatcher, not knowing, or caring, that his bellowing voice could be heard by anyone in reasonable proximity to the dispatcher’s speakerphone, including one Charlie Beresford.

Wait till he gets the fucking bill for your worker’s comp claim, the dispatcher grumbled, resigned to carrying out the boss’s orders. He’ll be singing a different tune then.

What worker’s comp claim? Charlie meekly inquired.

The one you’ll be filing after two hours on the fucking job.

The dispatcher’s reluctance to assign Charlie to a crew was nothing compared to the open revolt by the drivers, who balked at any attempt to saddle them with a hundred-fifty-five-pound scarecrow constructed of toothpicks and rubber bands. They threatened an uprising, objecting to being forced to carry human deadweight, but the dispatcher quickly laid down the law, crushing the revolt by six forty-five a.m.

The next one of you assholes who bitches about the kid gets the methadone clinic job in Arbor Hill. So do I got any volunteers who want him for your crew?

Apparently even a day with Charlie Beresford was preferable to hauling filing cabinets out of dingy clinic offices, listening to verbal abuse from the clients, and needing to put a full-time guard on the truck to ensure that everything that couldn’t be locked down wasn’t pilfered. Four drivers swallowed their pride and offered Charlie a place on their crews. The dispatcher pulled him aside for one last word of advice before sending him on his way.

I’m putting you with Bruno. He’s a mean, dumb Polack, but he won’t let you break your back your first day out. You’ll put on some muscle by July if you live that long. Until then, stick to packing and cleaning the shit out of the basements and attics. Think you can handle that, buddy? he asked, grinding a Marlboro Red between his teeth.

It had been nearly four months since the night Larry Coleman, Charlie’s best friend since sophomore year, overcame his skittish nerves, his courage fortified by a half bottle of Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill, and asked Charlie if he would think he was some kind of freak if he admitted that he liked Charlie more than as just a friend. When Charlie didn’t respond by punching him in the face, Larry confessed he thought Charlie was the handsomest boy he’d ever seen, as good looking as that dude from The Strokes, and that it was getting harder and harder to resist the urge to grab him by the shoulders and kiss him so hard their teeth would rattle, just like Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal in Brokeback Mountain.

Sweet, fruity wine and adolescent libidos being a deadly combination, Charlie had willingly succumbed to Larry’s physical advances, though their frenzied, awkward gropes and grunts (Charlie actually caught the skin of his own scrotum in the teeth of his zipper) seemed more like the antics of the suburban nerds in Superbad than the epic legend of soul-crushing passion between a pair of exquisitely beautiful Wyoming cowboys. Still, it was reassuring for Charlie to discover there was at least one person who thought he was attractive, that, indeed, at least Larry Coleman found him worthy of being loved. And even if Larry, with his thirty-eight-inch waistband and benzoyl peroxide–resistant back acne, wasn’t the type of boy that Charlie fantasized about when he reached for his pecker to wank himself to sleep, he was the only other upperclassman at the Augustinian Academy for Boys whose favorite new band was The National and who appreciated the unparalleled genius of Thurston Moore and Sonic Youth.

Larry Coleman, despite his physical shortcomings, happened to be a great kisser with a natural instinct for poking his tongue into the deepest recesses of Charlie’s mouth. Larry was learning how to give a decent blow job, too, after gagging the first few times when Charlie, despite his best intentions, was unable to hold back until Larry could take it out of his mouth. Charlie was less enthusiastic about satisfying Larry’s physical longings and would roll on his back and doze off the minute he climaxed, not even offering a helping hand as Larry beat off. Once he even yelled at Larry for coming on Charlie’s belly instead of on the bedsheets. But Larry didn’t seem bothered by the distance Charlie insisted on maintaining, assuming that whatever they had together was meant to last forever. He’d even MapQuested the shortest route between Syracuse University, where they’d both been accepted for early admission, and Hanover, New Hampshire, the site of Dartmouth College, which had recently notified Charlie he’d jumped from the wait list to the rolls of the incoming freshman class.

Charlie’s good fortune meant Larry would need to find a new roommate at Syracuse come fall. But they still had all of June and July and a few weeks of August sharing a tent as counselors at Algonquin Peak Summer Camp, a rustic sanctuary costing the parents of the Upper East Side and

Reviews for KC, at Bat

[kbranfield-837433 · Rating: 4 out of 5 stars]

4.5 stars. Bittersweet and moving.