Hmmm...

By Daniel Hargrove

Kick back with a cup of hot coffee and read this new book by Dan Hargrove! Known as a stick in the mud, Dan, in fact, occasionally drinks his coffee with cream and sugar, like this morning! Care for a cup? I'll put some on!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Daniel Hargrove
• Release date: Jul 21, 2019
• ISBN: 9780463898055

Daniel Hargrove

As poets go, Daniel Hargrove is pretty OK. His poems range from the sappy and sentimental to the arcane and dangerous to the dark and laughable. And when I say laughable, I mean in the sense that you may rofl, lmao, or even, in extreme circumstances, LOL!Writing poetry is hard work, and Dan has given up entirely in favor of smoking cigars and drinking coffee. For this reason, he is taking it upon himself to sort through the endless and tiresome formatting rules, changes, and outright demands that his cohorts in the publishing industry have seen fit to belabor us with, and dumb down all his books to fit the bill.As a consolation prize, he is offering a crisp clean $20 dollar bill to anyone who 1) Reads all his books all the way through, and proves it in an email by naming a word in the second poem in each book and counting the words up to that word, giving a number as reference, also 2) Supplying an address or P.O. box where I can mail the money, and 3) Leaving a review that is at least 50 words in length for at least one book. Sincerely hope you enjoy your sentence!

Book preview

Hmmm...

by Daniel Hargrove

All work copyright 2019

Table of Contents

Part One: The Prince

Sleeping Nicely

Drama Class

Hmmmm...

Balsa Wood

The Angel

Part Two: The Environment

Back to Nature

Linus Pauling

The Earache

Dr. Tesla

Deoxyribonucleic Assholes

Part Three: The Race

Liz Warren

Joe Blythen

Kamela Harris

Bloomberg

Cory Booker

Part One: The Prince

Sleeping Nicely

I am a prince

wearing my golden crown, today.

You know what they're like.

There she is, I found her,

laying there, asleep.

Not as pretty as I thought! (*chuckle*)

I bend over and give her a kiss.

She gets up, Thanks, Dan!

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