Skilled Driver, Pick Me Up Please: Volume 1

By Bi Luoshu

I'm an old driver, and I'm taking you to see things that only the old drivers know.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Funstory
• Release date: Nov 8, 2019
• ISBN: 9781647577506

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SOUL

CHAPTER 1 - HIGH-ALTITUDE CRASH

According to the news from the reporters in front, near the Shanghua Building in the city, three more people were descending from the sky and disappeared from the crowd as soon as they landed safely. According to the eyewitnesses, the three of them didn't have the slightest trace of injuries, and the police were involved in the investigation.

A young man of about 23 years old, wearing a white shirt and black-framed glasses, was observing the road ahead with a pair of slightly lifeless eyes. He held the steering wheel with one hand and turned up the broadcast volume with the other.

Professor Wang, what do you think about this series of events? The female host's gentle voice came from the broadcast.

At a red light, the man took a sip of water and looked at the time.

Five more minutes. The man's ice-cold voice came out, and the temperature in the car seemed to have dropped a little.

There are absolutely no supernatural events in this world, so I believe that these series of events are all artificial. A middle-aged man's solemn voice echoed from the broadcast.

The corners of the young man's mouth curled up and a disdainful smile appeared on his face.

Someone in front waved at the green light, and the young man leaned his car over.

Underworld. A burly man wearing a black windbreaker and black sunglasses got on the car.

The young man turned on the meter and said, My luck is pretty good. I managed to catch the last train.

After saying that, the young man stepped on the throttle and the taxi slowly drove towards an intersection. On the intersection's signboard, were three big words: Huangquan Road.

The end of the road was dark, and the taxi slowly disappeared into the darkness.

The brawny man took off his sunglasses, his big eyes nervously looking at the meter's number.

Wan Lixing, is your meter wrong? How could it jump so fast! The sturdy man's eyes were wide open as he asked with a vigilant expression.

Black Impermanence! You are insulting this father's character! I would usually pull three people before leaving. If it wasn't for the fact that I saw that it was almost time to get off work today, I wouldn't have pulled you alone. You don't even have enough money! Wan Lixing stepped on the accelerator, turned his head and glared at Black Impermanence.

Black Impermanence snorted coldly, looked towards the darkness outside the window, then silently took out his wallet and counted the black paper money inside, causing the corner of his mouth to twitch.

Where's your wife? Wan Lixing looked at the pitch-black scenery around him, both of his hands were behind his head, he did not care about the steering wheel anymore, and only used one foot to firmly step on the throttle.

White Impermanence, it's your turn today. Shouldn't you be resting today? Black Impermanence shrugged.

Grandma Meng and I requested it. It's not like you don't know the price of the Underworld. If I don't work hard, I won't even be able to pay this month's rent. Wan Lixing sighed helplessly, seeing a bit of light gradually appearing in front of his eyes, his hands returned to the steering wheel.

You can drop it, you can't afford the rent, you should be able to pay the rent for a few days just by running from the Underworld to the Heaven Realm. Black Impermanence said in disdain.

You don't want to spend that much either! There's still a share of the money every month, and Grandma Meng's fine is fine every now and then. After a month, I'll only be able to barely pay the rent. Wan Lixing casually curled his lips.

The light in front became more and more obvious, and very quickly, a door that was flickering with white light appeared in Wan Lixing's line of sight.

This place was very similar to the human world, except that all of the buildings here were black, the sky was red, and a black palace building floated in the sky, emitting a light barrier that enveloped the entire Underworld. As for the scenery outside the light barrier, no one was able to see it clearly.

Wan Lixing looked at the flickering black and white lights in front of him and said, The human world's red and green lights are still as beautiful as before.

Alright, I'll get off here, Black Impermanence quickly said as he looked at the numbers on the meter.

Hearing that, Wan Lixing glanced at the meter, 99.8.

Alright. When Black Impermanence heard Wan Lixing agree quite straightforwardly, he heaved a sigh of relief.

At that moment, Black Impermanence vaguely felt that the car had moved. Although it wasn't obvious, it definitely had moved!

Black Impermanence's heart skipped a beat, then he quickly looked towards the meter. Sure enough, the number on it became 100!

AHH! Wan Lixing your heart, why did you move just now! " Black Impermanence roared angrily. At this moment, his heart was bleeding.

Which eye of yours sees me stepping on the accelerator? The wind in the Underworld is strong, this is another downhill, the wind blew! The wind is blowing hard, do you know? " Wan Lixing retorted without hesitation. This was an insult to his character! How could someone like him notice a slight movement! Being discovered was a complete failure!

Black Impermanence and Wan Lixing looked at each other, then sighed helplessly. They obediently took out 100 underworld coins from their wallets and threw it to Wan Lixing, then got off the car in anger.

Wan Lixing kept the Underworld Coin and looked at the light that had turned into a white lamp. He hummed a song and sped up his pace, dashing through the streets of the Underworld.

Come here, it's been a month … Wan Lixing said to himself as he adjusted his black-framed glasses and looked at the street lights that were emitting white rays of light.

One month ago:

Looking at the long queue in front of him, Wan Lixing sighed. So it turns out that there were so many people dying on Earth every day.

Wan Lixing, a young taxi driver, was in the arms of this profession that he had always wanted to throw himself into when a sudden car accident caused him to throw himself directly into the stomach of the universe.

Underworld.

When Wan Lixing came to the Underworld, he found out that the Underworld wasn't what he had imagined. It was more or less the same as human society, with jobs, money, deals, friends, and even the possibility of getting married and giving birth. It was the equivalent of the Underworld's version of Earth.

As for everyone who had just died and came to the Underworld, they had to do one thing, and that was to choose the job they wanted to do.

The Underworld did not raise idle people. Everyone had to have a job in order to survive in the Underworld, get paid, support their families, and fill their stomachs. As for those who did not finish their work well and did not even go back to work, they would all be sent to Eighteen Layers Hell.

Are you a super hero when you were alive? Three jobs have been recommended to you. Security, moving company employees, courier, choose one, a student wearing a white robe flipped through the yellowed account book in his hands and said softly. On the staff card hanging on his chest were three big words: Sima Guang.

Security! Right after he finished speaking, the person who had lined up in front of Wan Lixing and wore his underwear, immediately disappeared from where he stood.

Wan Lixing immediately took a step forward.

Mn, Wan Lixing, taxi driver... You can do a job with three worlds: a taxi driver, a traffic warden... Just these two." The scholar replied without raising his head.

I choose the rental driver! Wan Lixing said. To do it was obviously his favorite profession, and he was also curious, what the hell was this driver from the Three Realms supposed to be.

With that said, Wan Lixing's figure also disappeared from where he stood.

The person ranked behind Wan Lixing stepped forward.

The scholar glanced at the book in his hands and said, Abe... Security! Security! There was still one that escaped the net! Drag him to hell!"

When Wan Lixing regained his consciousness, what appeared in front of him was a wrinkled face, which scared Wan Lixing so much that he retreated a few steps.

An old lady dressed in black, with a bent body, looked at Wan Lixing up and down.

I'm Grandma Meng, the branch manager of the Three Realms Leasing Company. I'll be in charge of you from now on. Grandma Meng's hoarse voice rang out.

Wan Lixing was startled upon hearing this, he looked at Grandma Meng suspiciously, and said puzzledly: Aren't you old lady at bridge to Hell …

Part-time! That was a part-time job, do you understand! How could he support his family without a part-time job! If you don't work part-time, how are you going to get dressed properly? After Old Lady Meng heard this, she immediately jumped up and knocked Wan Lixing with a jade bowl.

Wan Lixing held his head, and grimaced in pain.

The new one is really a headache! Let me explain to you the rules of the Three Realms Leasing Company. Listen carefully, I'll tell you once! " Grandma Meng helplessly shook her head and said.

You have to use underworld money no matter what you do in the Underworld. You need money to rent a house, so you have to work hard. This is the same as the human world, the work of the drivers in the Three Realms is the same as the human world, but the way we walk has changed.

The drivers of the mortal world are only responsible for the customers in between. You have to be in charge of all the people in the three realms, which also means that you can ask for guests in the mortal realm, or in the Underworld. You can also go to Heaven Realm.

Wan Lixing was stunned. Why did those ghosts and gods have to rely on transportation to travel? Wasn't it always possible to fly through the clouds and reach the heavens? Is Great Sage Sun bragging or something?

What great abilities do you think the Heaven Realm and the people of the Underworld have? It's the same for everyone! They are all equal! When Grandma Meng said till here, Wan Lixing's impression of her suddenly increased.

Even the Jade Emperor is only the head steward of the Heaven Realm. The power he can use is bestowed to him by his position, not his own. He has to take a bus when he goes out to work, just that he has a private car to take care of it.

Wan Lixing was already deeply shocked. The Jade Emperor was on his way to work, didn't that mean … In the future, would he be able to send all sorts of deities?

At the same time, there will also be people from the Underworld who will go to the mortal realm to work with the Heaven Realm. They might even take a taxi. Grandma Meng explained further.

Does that mean I can now roam about in the Three Realms? Wan Lixing said somewhat excitedly.

Grandma Meng nodded and said, That's right. However, there is one thing that you must remember. You cannot send people from the mortal realm to the Underworld or the Heaven Realm. Otherwise … You will be directly sent to the Eighteen Layers Hell.

Hearing Grandma Meng's serious voice, Wan Lixing trembled and immediately nodded.

The other traffic rules and the like are no different from the human world. 300 underworld dollars per month. After Grandma Meng said this, she directly threw a key at Wan Lixing.

Wan Lixing looked at the pure black key in his hand and asked: Supervisor, how much money can I earn in a month?

Grandma Meng thought for a moment after hearing this and said, If you're lucky, then work hard. It's fine to earn four to five thousand a month. After all, it's five hundred underworld coins to go to Heaven Realm from the Underworld. So, young man, work hard. I'm looking forward to it.

Hearing this, Wan Lixing got goosebumps all over his body, and sent Grandma Meng off with a fake smile …

Grandma Meng! You big hole! Why didn't you just tell me that the rent alone is five thousand yuan a month! " As Wan Lixing drove the black taxi, with red eyes, he began to desperately rush through the streets of the Underworld!

Finally, after Wan Lixing crazily rushed around the Underworld for half an hour, someone waved to him by the side of the road.

Go to Heaven Realm, Yue Lao Mansion. A middle-aged man with short hair, who wore a black suit and looked neat and tidy, said seriously as he got in the car.

Yue Lao Mansion? Wan Lixing was startled, he did not think that he would have to take on such a big job as soon as he got on the stage, the Three Realms traffic routes appeared in his mind the moment he held onto the steering wheel, thus he did not have any doubts about how to get to the Yue Lao Mansion, what he was puzzled about was that the Yue Lao Mansion was a place that ordinary people would rarely go to.

Mhmm, Yue Lao is unreliable, he probably got drunk with Chang'e again! Take out his Red String of Fate and play Flip Rope with Chang'e! Yet, I got a mortal man and a staff member sent by the Underworld to fall in love. It looks like the two of them are about to get married, so of course I have to go up and have a good chat with Yue Lao as a lawyer in the Underworld's personnel department! " The middle-aged man became more and more excited as he spoke, causing Wan Lixing to be startled upon hearing him.

How could there be such a thing?

So these deities were all so unreliable? Why did it seem as though the human world was the most reliable place in the Three Realms?

Wan Lixing held back his laughter, stepped on the throttle and drove towards the Tong Tian Sect.

The Tong Tian Sect was a door, it was really a door, it looked just like the anti-theft doors that every family in the mortal world had, except it was thirty times bigger. There were Ox-Head and Horse-Face standing on both sides of the door, inspecting every car that passed by.

Next. Horse-Face whinnied as Wan Lixing drove the car over.

Personnel Bureau, to Heaven Realm. The middle-aged man took out an ID certificate. Wan Lixing was stunned with just a glance.

Horse-Face took the proof, looked at it, then let it go. The job of guarding the door was very important in the mortal world, but it was only a formality in the Underworld.

The Heaven's Passing Gate slowly opened and a white platform appeared in Wan Lixing's line of sight. Above the platform was the same blue sky and white clouds as the human world.

Wan Lixing pressed the white button on the steering wheel, and the four tires of the taxi slowly disappeared, replacing them were four jet engines. The door was also split into two layers, the outermost layer slowly deformed, and finally became two wings.

Let's go! Wan Lixing stepped on the gas pedal, and the four air vents immediately spewed out light blue flames. With a flap of the wings on both sides, the taxi flew up into the sky and landed on a runway hidden in the clouds.

Looking at the white clouds that were constantly drifting past on both sides of the road, Wan Lixing felt relaxed and happy. This job was simply too great!

At the end of the road was a blue colored platform. Wan Lixing reminded the middle-aged man to fasten his seat belt and quickly rushed up.

The moment the taxi touched the platform, the taxi bounced up like a missile! They charged straight into the clouds!

AHH! Wan Lixing shouted excitedly, this feeling was simply a hundred times more exciting than a roller coaster!

The middle-aged man behind looked at the outside of the window in disdain. The other cabs just happened to get off from Heaven Realm, and they were moving extremely quickly, almost vertically towards the Cloud Runway below.

Bam!

As the taxi steadily landed on the higher level cloud, Wan Lixing slowly calmed himself down.

You just arrived at the Underworld? The middle-aged man asked curiously.

Wan Lixing nodded his head, and laughed: I never thought that this job would be so exciting!

Ahh, enjoy your newbie time. The Three Realms aren't that simple. After the middle-aged man finished speaking, he closed his eyes and began meditating.

Wan Lixing scratched his head in bewilderment, then ignored him and focused on driving. Although there were very few cars on the runway, if they accidentally ran out of the runway, they would be done for. After all, the two sides of the road were real clouds, and not some steel and concrete fences.

After four more ejections, the taxi flew towards a white whirlpool that was hidden by the white clouds. It was like a black hole that sucked the taxi in.

The moment his vision returned to normal, Wan Lixing couldn't help but to size up his surroundings. He had a lot of routes in his mind, but he still had no idea what the Heaven Realm was like.

But very quickly, the expression on Wan Lixing's face turned into disappointment. The Heaven Realm and the Underworld weren't much different, it was just that the color had turned white and the sky had turned blue. A white palace that flickered with divine light rose and fell, emitting a layer of light that enveloped the entire Heaven Realm.

Seeing Wan Lixing's expression, the middle aged man smiled, as if he had already expected that Wan Lixing would have such an expression.

The Yue Lao Mansion was not far away, and after about five minutes, Wan Lixing passed through many white roads before finally stopping in front of a building that looked like a courtyard house.

I'll give you 600, there's no need to look for it. The middle aged man took out 600 underworld coins and threw it over to Wan Lixing, and then got off the carriage under Wan Lixing's startled gaze.

Wan Lixing looked at the meter, 620.

I... It's fine, it's fine. Just treat it as giving Xu Wen Qiang some face." Wan Lixing sighed, turned the car around and slowly left.

Yue Lao! Come out! Today, I will wake you up from your stupor! If you don't come out, I'll tear Yue Lao Mansion apart for you! Does your Heaven Realm have any more laws! You think that no one will care about you guys! "

Behind him, Xu Wenqiang's voice slowly rang out …

I might as well wait in the Heaven Realm, find two deities or something and send them to the Underworld. Otherwise, I'll spend too much money. Wan Lixing drove slowly, looking at the people who came and went as he pleased to dress up, or did he find it hard to believe that this was the Heaven Realm, or those immortals? What about those deities that could overturn rivers and seas?

Just as Wan Lixing was clicking his tongue in amazement, three figures appeared not far away, causing Wan Lixing's eyes to light up.

The three men looked to be in their twenties. They had long hair and were wearing white coats with the word medicine carved on the chest. They seemed out of place among the crowd.

At this moment, the three men were anxiously looking around as if they were looking for something.

Can I help you three? Wan Lixing drove the car over, opened the car window and laughed.

That's great! I finally found a taxi! Upon seeing this, the eyes of the three people lit up. They immediately opened the door and sat inside.

The moment the three of them entered the car, Wan Lixing smelt a strong scent of medicine.

To the mortal world! With a shiny bald head, the tallest of the three shouted anxiously.

After Wan Lixing heard this, he stepped on the throttle and headed towards the exit of the Heaven Realm.

I wonder what the three of you are doing in the mortal world? Wan Lixing casually asked, he was becoming more and more interested in this group of deities and ghosts, and now it seemed that every deity was just a joke.

The great master was developing a new drug in the pharmacy, and when he heard that Chang'e and Yue Lao were drinking together, he couldn't control his anger. The entire pharmacy was blown up, and many pill fell into the human world. We have to go find them!

Hearing this, Wan Lixing raised his eyebrows, Supreme Master? Could it be that the Old Lord Taishang was refining pills?

What secrets did Old Lord Taishang, Yue Lao, and Chang'e have that couldn't be revealed? There might be a possibility that they had lost all their morals and lost all their humanity!

Wan Lixing's eight trigrams fire burned brightly …

Just like the road they came from, under Wan Lixing's screams and scorn from the baldy along the way, the taxi fell into a black whirlpool and was sucked in.

When the taxi appeared again, it stopped in mid-air. Looking down from the air, one could see a bustling city …

The human world had arrived.

Wan Lixing calmed his mood, then controlled the taxi and slowly flew down.

Stop! We're right here! " Suddenly, the three bald men shouted in unison.

Huh? Wan Lixing was startled, then stopped the car. Looking down, he was still seven to eight hundred meters above the ground.

Here you go. The three of them took out 100 Heaven Realm Coins and threw it to Wan Lixing. Then, they opened the car door and jumped out.

Hey! You! Wan Lixing cried out in alarm, and immediately looked down. The three of them quickly descended and landed steadily, causing the surrounding people to scream.

Looking at the meter... 300.9.

CHAPTER 2 - FIRST RENT DRIVER IN THE THREE REALMS

After driving the car back to Taxi Company, Wan Lixing stopped the engine.

Oh, Wan Lixing, aren't you resting today? There were already twenty to thirty cabs parked in the courtyard of Taxi Company, a few of them gathered together to chat.

I can barely pay the rent. Wan Lixing shook the key in his hand and said helplessly.

A 1.9m strong man walked over and patted Wan Lixing's shoulder, and laughed: You must have been here for a month, tomorrow you have to participate in the ability assessment, be nervous.

Wan Lixing rolled his eyes and said: Big Shen Da, when have you ever seen me nervous before?

Big Brother Shen let out a loud laugh. Just as he was about to say something, heavy footsteps suddenly sounded out.

The old demoness is here! Hurry up and leave! Wan Lixing reacted the fastest, disappearing without a trace in an instant, leaving behind only Shen Da who was being petrified in the wind.

Big Shen! If you say it's forbidden to make a ruckus, you will be fined 100! " Grandma Meng's hoarse voice revealed an air of conspiracy …

While walking leisurely, Wan Lixing bought a newspaper on the way.

The gossip of the Three Realms.

After Wan Lixing accidentally discovered this newspaper, he had to buy it every day. As for the reason, he just needed to look at the title of this newspaper.

Official news! When the The Four Great Heavenly Kings inspected the place from the lower realms, Princess Tie Fan followed along! "

Thirty thousand soldiers of the Water Army! The God Erlang ordered thirty thousand water soldiers to denounce the Heaven Realm's law of raising dogs as incomplete. "

The love and hatred between Ox-Head and Horse-Face and Nezha.

As Wan Lixing read these news, his mood became a lot happier every day. He had already gotten used to living in the Underworld for a month.

In a short while, Wan Lixing stopped in front of a tall, black coloured building.

I've always wanted to ask, are these buildings in the Underworld a plagiarism from the design of the human world? Wan Lixing took out a card from his bosom and handed it over to the old man who was guarding the door.

The grandpa took the card and put it in his mouth.

Mm, it's true. Go in. The old man's voice that did not contain any tone, came out, causing Wan Lixing's entire body to turn cold.

I really don't know the science behind this method of swiping cards … Wan Lixing kept the card and walked into the tall building.

After entering the tall building, a row of densely packed elevators appeared in front of Wan Lixing, with each of them having a numeric keypad beside them.

Wan Lixing came to an elevator with a flashing green light and pressed 46.

The elevator door slowly opened. Wan Lixing walked in with large strides, looked at the spiralling staircase before him, curled his lips, and let out a long sigh before starting to climb.

I really want to know who this bastard designer is … Wan Lixing walked up the stairs powerlessly as the image of the first day he had seen this scene surfaced in his mind.

Eh, there are so many elevators. It's quite convenient.

There's also the digital keyboard. Which floor should I press first? This design is quite interesting.

His reaction is pretty fast too.

…

…

Designer, who's the designer?!

What the hell is in the elevator? Why stairs?! Why was there an elevator outside and a staircase after they came in! Why?!"

The keyboard outside the door is only used to determine which floor we go to and to prepare stairs for us to go to, right?

Are you saving energy and protecting the environment!?

Using both hands and feet, he climbed to the highest level of the stairs. Wan Lixing weakly pushed open a metal door and his own home appeared in front of him.

The place Wan Lixing lived in was not small, and was similar to the three bedrooms, one living room. The living room, bedroom, kitchen, and washroom were all present, but when Wan Lixing returned here, he did not feel happy at all. Instead, he felt even more helpless.

After he rested at the door for a while, Wan Lixing then slowly stood up and decided to take a bath.

Wan Lixing went into the kitchen and turned on the gas switch first, then went to the washroom.

After opening the water faucet and filling the bathtub with water, Wan Lixing picked up a lighter from the side and laid down, lighting up the row of gas stoves below the bathtub.

Pfft!

The five gas stoves began to burn and heat up the bathtub...

... Every time I take a bath, I feel like I'm being stewed … Wan Lixing looked at the bathtub, and frowned.

You should f * * king move! Wan Lixing came to the living room and stared at the second hand of the clock.

However, the second hand of the clock was motionless, as if it was brewing something.

The next moment, the minute hand and the hour hand started spinning as if they were out of breath. After a long time, it slowly turned to 5.20 in the afternoon.

Looking at the watch on his hand and confirming that it was indeed 5: 20, Wan Lixing heaved a sigh of relief.

Obsessive compulsive disorder can't be hurt.

Wan Lixing had a strange compulsion to keep his watch the same as the time on the clock. However, in Wan Lixing's residence, this strange clock had a miraculous timing method.

Sometimes, the timing of a stroke would completely stop at ten seconds. After ten seconds, the second hand would instantly turn ten seconds. Sometimes, it would completely stop for a day, and then the hour hand would hand the minute hand and the group would spin around, slowly returning to the right time.

Therefore, every time Wan Lixing returned home while gasping for breath, the first thing he did was to fight against the Tempest Clock. One man one clock, it was so joyful that Wan Lixing would say a few lines everyday.

You know, it won't do you any good.

It seems like you plan on stubbornly resisting.

Are you sure you don't want to take advantage of this last chance?

You have to know that you have no other choice. You have to know that you have no other choice.

It seems like you really do not plan to repent.

It seems …

Uncle … I was wrong …

Ancestor, can you quickly change back?!

I'm kneeling to you! Kneel!"

Drip, drip, drip …

Hmph, consider yourself sensible.

Ai! Hey! Don't move again! Ancestor! Ancestor! "

After 20 minutes, Wan Lixing turned off the gas switch. The gas stove under the bathtub was instantly extinguished, and the water in the bathtub had reached the right temperature.

Other people would be comfortable bathing, but Wan Lixing's bath was like an urgent march, he quickly took off his clothes, climbed into the bathtub, and quickly soaped himself with fragrant soap.

Phew … Ten minutes later, Wan Lixing finished bathing. He touched the water in the bathtub, it was already completely cold.

After draining the water, Wan Lixing looked at the line of words carved under the bathtub and was stunned.

A warm bathtub, it has a good heat dissipation function. Your bathing efficiency is guaranteed.

After exiting the bathroom, Wan Lixing turned on the television.

You know, watching TV isn't good for your eyes?

Are you sure you want to open it?

Do you know how much it hurts your eyes?

Can you understand what the confirmation you clicked on means?

Do you have to do this?

Is it really going to be like this?

Must it be like this?

Well, in the end I'll tell you a little secret.

You know, watching TV isn't good for your eyes?

Are you sure you want to turn it on?

Do you know how much it hurts your eyes?

Wan Lixing expressionlessly pressed confirm. Ten minutes later, the video screen finally appeared.

At this time, Wan Lixing's expression suddenly became serious, his thumb had already placed on the key, ready to press down at any time.

After the screen was turned on, a choice of whether to start the computer flashed across his mind, and Wan Lixing almost simultaneously pressed the OK button.

Alright, looks like you really want to watch TV …

Wan Lixing heaved a sigh of relief, hearing the helpless voice that came out from the television, his mouth revealed a smile of victory.

After changing the channel to the sports channel and increasing the volume, Wan Lixing went to the kitchen to cook.

Today is the day of the mortal world's NBA finals. Over the past hundred years, NBA stars have gathered in front of the Underworld's big screen plaza to watch the finals.

Wan Lixing listened to the news, holding a roasted chicken in his hand, he placed it into the microwave oven, and then carefully turned on the switch.

Argh!

In almost an instant, Wan Lixing turned the switch off again, and the roasted chicken in the microwave already had some traces of burning.

Comfortable microwave, strong effect, saving you time.

Wan Lixing took the roasted chicken and cut off the burnt part. He stored it in a bag and pulled a rope that was tied to the handle of the refrigerator.

Separated by a few meters, Wan Lixing pulled forcefully, opening the door of the refrigerator, throwing the bag in his hand in, then using a long stick to poke the door, he closed the door.

This series of actions only took two seconds, but Wan Lixing could already feel the temperature in the room dropping by three or four degrees.

Walking to the side of the refrigerator, Wan Lixing could vaguely hear the roasted chicken turning into ice shards along with the bag, and disappearing without a trace.

Warm refrigerator reminds you, please buy ingredients rationally, do not store ingredients, buy less frequently, pay attention to saving.

After placing the remaining roasted chicken onto a plate, Wan Lixing sat on the ground and began watching television. This was the most relaxing time of the day …

After eating, Wan Lixing turned off the television, his face a mask of worry. He picked up his pillow and laid on the floor, as for why he was not lying on the bed? We reverted back to the time when Wan Lixing first lied on this bed.

This bed looks pretty good.

Why is the left side so cold!

Why is the right side so hot!

You want to play the two heavens of fire and ice with me?!

How can I sleep!

Designer! Do you dare to leave any contact details!

AHH! I can sleep on the floor, right? "

The first night that Wan Lixing had come to the Underworld, he had curled up his body, and couldn't fall asleep while tossing and turning …

One day … I want to buy my own house... If the A grade taxi driver s' wages are very high, then I will become the number one taxi driver of the three families … and then reject all designers! " This thought was deeply engraved in Wan Lixing's heart …

CHAPTER 3 - MY NAME IS THE LORD OF THE BLOWS

The next day, at around 3 in the morning, Wan Lixing got up from the bed and looked at his watch. It was 7: 30.

'Job evaluation … ' The Underworld is doing the same as well. Wan Lixing said to himself as he opened the curtain and looked out at the fiery red sky.

Everyone who came to the Underworld had to participate in a job evaluation after a month of work.

For example, Wan Lixing was currently an undecided taxi driver of the Three Realms. Grandma Meng was a taxi driver of the Three Realms Level B, but when she reached Level B, she would not go out of her room to create life, but would instead be able to work as a director. Thus, Grandma Meng became a director of the Three Realms Taxi Company.

There was a professional jury in the Underworld. They would evaluate the person's ability and give them a grade certificate.

After 99% of the people had entered the Underworld, the first grade certificate they received was already at the [D] class. For a few elites to reach the [C] class, the difficulty of the job evaluation could be imagined.

However, after asking everywhere, Wan Lixing was disappointed to find that everyone refused to say a single word when they heard Wan Lixing asking about this question. Under his helplessness, Wan Lixing then gave up on asking.

This is an important step towards becoming the number one taxi driver of the Three Realms. Wan Lixing quickly packed his clothes and climbed down the stairs.

Hey, did you hear? Yesterday, Great Sage Qi Tian came by again and drank some wine with King Yan. In the end, he accidentally pierced through Yama Hall.

Ah? How can drinking alcohol break Yama Hall? "

According to the insider, the Great Sage and King Yan were discussing about the Three Realms' stocks while they were drinking. King Yan insisted that the stock the Great Sage bought would fall, so the Great Sage was naturally unhappy.

When the Great Sage was angry, he kept arguing with King Yan. He said a few sentences in one breath that the stock would rise and the stock would grow. The Jingu Bang, which was placed at the side, couldn't stop …

Walking on the road, listening to the discussion of the people around him, Wan Lixing's face was full of black lines, how did this group of people become deities?

Walking to the taxi yard, Wan Lixing was stunned.

Old Lady Meng stood at the door with a solemn look on her face, while several taxi driver stood behind her.

Wan Lixing, you're the best! I'm not nervous about the ability audit at all!"

The Yama is not as handsome as you, White Impermanence is not as useless as you!

Wan Lixing, you have to work harder. You're the best!

Looking at the dozens of banners held aloft by the taxi driver s, Wan Lixing was completely baffled.

You all … What does that mean?" Wan Lixing was dumbstruck, could it be that he, with his own ability, wanted to create such a grand show? The entire Three Realms Taxi Company's third subsidiary, the Naho Bridge Division, was out in action?

Grandma Meng coughed twice. She picked up the jade bowl and slowly knocked it.

One, two, three! Grandma Meng suddenly shouted.

Wan Lixing, this Naho Bridge Division has always supported you! Not afraid of the heavens, not afraid of the earth, Elder Meng dotes on you the most! Grandma Meng had just finished speaking when a group of taxi driver behind her began shouting loudly.

Listening to this thunderous speech, Wan Lixing felt a pain in his knees for some reason.

Stop! Stop! What was there to be afraid of in the morning! What's going on!? Wan Lixing immediately shouted out, this kind of slogan was simply unbearable to hear.

Grandma Meng dotes on me the most? Wasn't that the scariest sentence in the world?

The ruckus lasted for five minutes before Grandma Meng knocked on the jade bowl. Only then did the slogan stop.

Did you know that the Yama Hall was pierced through? Grandma Meng asked in a serious tone.

Wan Lixing looked at Grandma Meng with a face full of black lines. That slogan kept on circulating in his head, This person in front of me loves me the most? Why don't I believe it?

I know. I heard it when I came in this morning. Wan Lixing said.

Yah, Yama Hall is where the jury stays, Monkey Sun's stick just happened to collapse the jury's residence, and it almost destroyed hell itself. Right now, those jury are dead or injured, and some of them have even fallen into the first level of hell, so I can't let you audit them today. Grandma Meng said with a hint of schadenfreude.

Then what are you doing? When Wan Lixing heard this, he was even more puzzled.

Sigh, but coincidentally, the chief judge, Lord Cui, arrived at the bridge to Hell yesterday. He and I have some relationship, and once I ask around, it just so happens that you're going to conduct an audit today. So I came to see you in your name … Grandma Meng said helplessly.

When Wan Lixing heard this, his head started to hurt. An iron mask judge, the chief judge of the Underworld, the Lord Cui, could be said to be the chief judge of the jury, yet they came to assess him themselves?! Although the assessment was just a convenience, he still couldn't bear it!

Ancestor! What relationship do you have with the Lord Cui? He was able to come all the way here from such a distance. " Wan Lixing felt that his knees could no longer straighten.

My enemy! That's why you have to fight for it this time! Give him a good test! Grandma Meng became more and more excited as she spoke. When she said the word 'enemy', her entire being jumped a few times.

Not simple! The relationship between Grandma Meng and Lord Cui was definitely not simple!

All sorts of complicated ghost and god relations made one want to vomit blood. Whether it was Yue Lao, Chang'e, Old Lord Taishang's subtle feelings or the grudges between Grandma Meng and Lord Cui's enemies, they all caused the helplessness in Wan Lixing's heart to spread all the way to his toes.

Also … Lord Cui might set even more strict requirements on you. " Grandma Meng stammered.

What?! What did you say?! Say that again?! " Wan Lixing felt that his heart was about to break into pieces.

Cough cough, calm down, calm down. As compensation, I don't need to pay any more money from now on. Grandma Meng saw that Wan Lixing's state of mind was on the verge of collapse, and immediately said.

Hearing this, Wan Lixing heaved a sigh of relief, at least there were some rewards. Furthermore, depending on fortune and misfortune, if he worked hard, he might even be able to show off in front of the Lord Cui and greatly reduce the difficulty of becoming the number one taxi driver in the Three Realms …

That... There was one more thing … The abilities of the people examined by the Lord Cui must at least be at the C grade. If you are only at the D grade, the Lord Cui will have to... To confiscate your driver's license and send you to work elsewhere for a few years … After Old Lady Meng finished speaking, he hurriedly left without giving Wan Lixing any time to react.

… Wan Lixing only had one thought in his mind …

Lord Cui, are you still going to keep your knees...

In the midst of his nervousness, Wan Lixing drove the taxi out to live.

Grandma Meng also revealed the method of the ability assessment to Wan Lixing.

Wan Lixing only needed to work normally, and Lord Cui would disguise as a normal passenger and get into Wan Lixing's taxi. After arriving at the station, Wan Lixing's rating had also come out.

When Wan Lixing wanted to understand more information, Grandma Meng didn't say anything.

Hello, may I ask where you are going? Not long after they drove out, there were people waving at them from the side of the road. Wan Lixing waited for the passengers to board the bus and revealed a brilliant smile that was even uglier than crying.

Ah … I'm going to the path of rebirth … The passenger trembled and said.

Alright! I guarantee that I will deliver you safely! I have some gum here, do you want one? Every word that Wan Lixing said was practically shouted out with enthusiasm.

No. No need …" The passenger's voice became softer and softer. He didn't understand. Were the drivers of the Three Realms this enthusiastic?

I'm fine! Don't be polite with me, the customer is first! Come! I'll feed you! " Wan Lixing immediately took out a piece of chewing gum, opened up the package and directly passed it to the passenger.

AHH! That smelly pervert! "

The moment the car door was opened, the passengers got out of the car and ran away.

Looking at the back view of the figure running in the red sky, Wan Lixing's heart bled.

I need to persevere, I need to persevere, maybe the next one to come will be the Lord Cui. Wan Lixing thought to himself, in order to pass the examination, even if he did not earn anything today, it was still worth it!

Is it still because of the lack of enthusiasm? Wan Lixing tidied his hair in the rearview mirror and muttered.

After calming himself down, Wan Lixing continued to drive forward. Soon enough, a family of three appeared at an intersection, happily waving their hands.

Three lords! Thank you for choosing me as your driver along the way! No matter where you go, I guarantee that you will be safely delivered. I guarantee that your prices will be reasonable and your services will be well thought out!" Wan Lixing immediately stopped his car, opened the car door and got out, he first paid respects to the family of three and shouted, all the vehicles stopped and curiously looked in his direction.

When Wan Lixing raised his head, the family of three had already anxiously sat in another taxi and left.

Ai … What was wrong … They're already so passionate … Wan Lixing went back to his car and stopped by the side of the road to think about the problem.

Bang, bang, bang.

Just as Wan Lixing was deep in thought, the sound of glass being knocked could be heard.

Wan Lixing looked over to the source of the voice and was immediately stunned. He only had one thought in his mind, and that was that his two businesses would be ruined by now. Lord Cui, you are unreliable! He was dressed like a normal passerby!

Outside the window, a young man wearing a white robe's outfit, wearing sunglasses, and with a short hair, bent his waist and sized Wan Lixing up.

Wan Lixing, on the other hand, stared fixedly at the five big words on the young man's forehead.

That means he's a good passerby? Does that mean the perfect disguise? This meant that it was a good assessment that no one would be able to detect?

Grandma Meng …. You must be kidding me. " Wan Lixing thought in his heart, but on the surface he acted quickly, as he quickly opened the car door, allowing Lord Cui to sit inside.

Hello! Sir! May I ask where you're going? I guarantee your safety! Wan Lixing laughed passionately.

It's too ugly to retract my smile. Lord Cui did not look at Wan Lixing, the ice cold voice made Wan Lixing's expression turn stiff in an instant.

What a thorn. Wan Lixing retracted his smile, his heart feeling pressured, this Lord Cui was not one to be trifled with.

To the human world. After Lord Cui finished speaking, he closed his eyes, as though he was going to meditate.

Wan Lixing nervously drove a taxi, and casually headed towards the mortal world.

What are you doing with that long hair? Halfway through, Lord Cui who had his eyes closed the entire time finally spoke.

Huh? Wan Lixing didn't understand what the Lord Cui meant at all.

Lord Cui opened his eyes and said: Don't you know that long hair might affect your vision? This is a fatal problem for taxi driver!

Also, your belt is so tight, it might affect your body's flexibility as well as your reaction speed.

Your eyes look at me from time to time. You must have some ulterior motives.

Your nose twitches every minute. These little movements can be a trigger for a car accident.

…

Even when Wan Lixing drove the car into the human realm, Lord Cui's mouth still did not stop.

Wan Lixing's face was gloomy, the taxi slowly drove away from Huangquan Road and stopped at a crossroad.

Sir, please open the door. Wan Lixing revealed an ugly smile again.

Hmm? What?" Lord Cui was startled, while opening the car door, he asked.

He dares to trouble the passengers, he is simply... Ahhh!" Just as Lord Cui opened the car door, he was still counting Wan Lixing, when he felt a huge force from his waist, and then he flew up, and landed steadily on the street corner.

Wan Lixing retracted his leg, opened up a pack of chewing gum and put it in his mouth, looking like he was watching a show.

Lord Cui lied on the ground, looking at the two front teeth not far away, he was lost in thought.

Is this my front tooth? Logically speaking, it should be because my mouth is bleeding and still hurts, but those two front teeth have abandoned me in search of freedom, so they can't call themselves my front teeth now, but rather, they should call themselves betraying my front teeth. Hmm, that's only reasonable.

Slowly standing up, Lord Cui tidied up the clothes on his body, put his hands in his pockets, and then turned around with an air of ease. A pair of hawk eyes under his sunglasses coldly stared at Wan Lixing.

Wan Lixing did not retreat, and looked straight into Lord Cui's eyes, where the two were in a stalemate.

You want to... The table rope, huh. Lord Cui was the first to break the silence. The words that leaked out the wind floated into Wan Lixing's ears, causing him to be stunned.

Table rope? What is the table rope? Wan Lixing tried hard to recall what he had come into contact with from birth to the present. It seemed that there was no such thing as a table rope.

Do you want the table rope? Seeing that Wan Lixing did not bother with him, Lord Cui's face became even gloomier, he returned to the taxi and shouted at Wan Lixing.

That's why I said what the table rope is! Are you trying to sell it part-time!? Wan Lixing did not show any signs of weakness and also leaned forward, shouting loudly.

Their faces were almost touching.

Table... Table... Table rope! The table rope, huh! " Lord Cui said excitedly as he felt that his dignity had been humiliated.

Wan Lixing's face was filled with black lines. He talked for a long time about table ropes! Explain to me what the table rope is!

Fine, it's just the table rope. How much is it? I'll buy it! Wan Lixing helplessly said as he looked at Lord Cui's flushed face.

Lord Cui almost went mad when he heard it, he glared fiercely at Wan Lixing and said: Don't you know that I'm Blowing the Mansion!

Blow... Prefecture Lord?

Aren't you Lord Cui? Hearing that, Wan Lixing immediately understood what was going on, and deliberately asked while holding back his laughter in his heart.

Lord Cui immediately nodded, and said: Yes! I am the Blowing the Mansion!

Hey, what you said was not right. Read it to me, Lord Cui.

Blowing the Mansion.

It's not bragging, it's Cui, Lord Cui.

…

CHAPTER 4 - GREAT SAGE'S HITCHHIKING

How do you know I'm from the Lord Cui? Lord Cui covered his mouth with his hands. In the next moment, his front teeth miraculously appeared once more.

Wan Lixing looked at it in a daze, he could not help but be astonished, and said: Blowing the Mansion, I give full marks for your showing off, you just need to pick up a card, and use a loudspeaker to shout that you are Lord Cui.

Raising the board? With the loudspeaker? You mean the one in the mortal world who has a lot of sister-in-law and runs away from time to time like the Yellow Crane? Lord Cui said seriously.

Hearing that, Wan Lixing laughed out loud: Right, right, if you can do that, then that's what you call truly strong.

How could I possibly do such a thing? It's too indecent. Lord Cui's face was solemn, he did not seem like he was joking at all.

Wan Lixing curled his lips, took out a mirror and handed it over to Lord Cui, and said: Take good care of your big face.

Lord Cui took the mirror, and when he saw the five big words on his forehead, he was startled.

Sun Wukong! Lord Cui growled. He would not recognize the handwriting wrong.

When Wan Lixing heard this, he was also startled, but immediately laughed out loud. These five words were actually written by the Great Sage Qi Tian.

What are you laughing for! Lord Cui took out a red cloth from his body, lightly wiped his forehead, and the five words disappeared without a trace.

Wan Lixing did not answer Lord Cui's question. Instead, he stared straight at the cloth in Lord Cui's hands and asked: Give me this cloth.

Ah? You want this? " Lord Cui looked at Wan Lixing. Since this brat knew that he was from Lord Cui, he should know that this was an assessment test … Not only did he dare to kick the examiner's ass, he even dared to ask the examiner for something? This kid is completely different from the others.

Wan Lixing nodded seriously, and said: I will go back and use this thing to wipe the floor.

Seeing Wan Lixing's serious expression, Lord Cui opened his mouth, but no one knew what to say.

This is a section of the Primordial Heavenly Silk … When Nezha was fighting with Sun Wukong, he was pulled down by Sun Wukong, and I won the bet, but you actually used him to wipe the floor? " The Lord Cui carefully kept the treasures and sat a little further away from Wan Lixing. He felt that Wan Lixing had the potential to be a scoundrel and wanted to keep his distance from this kind of person.

Hearing this, Wan Lixing's eyes lit up. A section of the Sky Miasma Ribbon?

Seeing Wan Lixing's gaze, Lord Cui trembled all over, as if a beauty had met a scoundrel.

After exhaling, Wan Lixing continued to drive but he knew that he was probably done for. It seemed that the number one taxi in the Three Realms would have to be delayed for a while.

But now, Wan Lixing had strangely relaxed. It was just a few years of hard work, not going to hell.

We'll drive back in another five minutes. Lord Cui took out a piece of paper and a pen, who knew what he was doing.

Writing my score … Wan Lixing couldn't help but scan the surroundings from the corner of his eyes as his attention was somewhat distracted.

Bam!

AHH!

In the blink of an eye, Wan Lixing felt that the carriage had hit something, and following that, a miserable scream made Wan Lixing understand what happened.

He bumped into someone!

Wan Lixing's mind was momentarily blank, but in the next moment, he immediately turned off the engine and got off the car.

But Lord Cui sat there without moving, his expression not changing in the slightest.

Wan Lixing's current position was a little off to the side, the surroundings were a little desolate, there weren't even a single passerby, which was why Wan Lixing was so careless.

Walking to the front of the car and looking at the scene in front of him, Wan Lixing's entire body started to tremble. He was a skinny little girl around six years old and he wore a set of tattered, short-sleeved clothes in the middle of a pool of blood.

Wan Lixing took a deep breath, squatted down and placed his hand under the little girl's nose.

AHH! Wan Lixing's entire body collapsed. With a scream, the little girl lost his breath.

Wan Lixing... Calm down... Calm down …" Wan Lixing took a deep breath and forced himself to calm down.

I'm not human right now, I'm a driver in the Three Realms... Right … In the Three Realms, this little girl will also come to the Underworld, right … Wan Lixing muttered.

People under the age of 10 will be completely scared out of their wits after death and will not appear in the Underworld because there is no job for them. Seemingly hearing Wan Lixing's words, Lord Cui's ice-cold voice sounded out.

Hearing this, the pain on Wan Lixing's face became even more obvious, he bit his lips tightly, and fresh blood slowly flowed out.

In the next moment, Wan Lixing's eyes flashed with determination, he slowly stood up and walked towards the taxi.

He left just like that … Lord Cui thought to himself as a look of disappointment flashed across his face. He picked up the pen and prepared to write down the results on his school report.

Do you have any treasures that can hold people? Just at this time, Wan Lixing sat in his seat and asked.

Hmm? Pretending to be human? Lord Cui's hand that was holding the brush paused for a moment, and he asked puzzledly.

Mm … I want to save this little girl's body. I want to save her … Wan Lixing said firmly.

Lord Cui stared blankly for a bit before replying, No, and I've already said it before. The little girl's soul should have already dispersed and scattered. How could you possibly revive her?!

You are a judge of the Underworld! There must be a way! Wan Lixing turned his head, and stared at Lord Cui as he spoke.

Hearing that, the Lord Cui seemed to be surprised by Wan Lixing's display of power, and said: There is indeed a way.

With that, Lord Cui took out a golden paper and handed it over to Wan Lixing.

Maintenance contract. Wan Lixing focused on reading the contents of the contract.

That's right. You signed this contract, which means that you are willing to raise this little girl in the Underworld. This little girl will appear in the Underworld, but from today on, she will always follow you, so you … Before Lord Cui even finished speaking, Wan Lixing took the pen in his hand and wrote his name down without hesitation.

The moment Wan Lixing finished writing his name, the golden maintenance contract turned into specks of golden light and disappeared into the air.

Seeing that, Lord Cui smiled, and said: Right now, that girl's soul has been preserved, but you still need to bring the little girl's body to Heaven Realm, and ask Old Lord Taishang for a Soul Suppressing Pill, and fuse with the little girl's body. Only then can the little girl revive later.

Hearing that, Wan Lixing nodded his head, then took off his jacket, and got out of the car to carry the little girl inside.

Wait. You know what the taxi driver of the Three Realms can't do, right? Lord Cui said in a serious tone, his tone carrying the dignity of a chief judge.

Wan Lixing glanced at the Lord Cui and said, "I know, you can't bring people from the mortal realm to the Heaven Realm or the Underworld, not even if it's a corpse.

Then why did you … The Lord Cui said.

Even though I am dead, my heart is not dead yet, and people have to be responsible for what they have done. If I choose to run away without conscience because I am afraid of something, I won't feel comfortable living in the future. Rather than living an uncomfortable life, I might as well take a stroll in hell. Furthermore, no matter how many years I have in hell, I will definitely become the number one taxi driver of the Three Realms! After Wan Lixing finished, he carried the little girl.

Number one of the Three Realms … The Lord Cui repeated Wan Lixing's words, a smile flashing past his eyes, he picked up the pen and wrote a few words on Wan Lixing's school report.

Wan Lixing looked at the little girl lying in the back row and frowned, the Lord Cui disappeared when Wan Lixing carried the little girl into the carriage.

It looks like deities really do have some ability … Wan Lixing muttered to himself as he drove his taxi towards the Heaven Realm.

Not long after Wan Lixing left, beside the road where