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    Suicide Vampires: A Short Story
    Suicide Vampires: A Short Story
    Suicide Vampires: A Short Story
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    Suicide Vampires: A Short Story

    By Raymund Hensley

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    "See? A perfect blend of technology and Satanology."

    In this horror comedy short story by the author of Sweat Zombies, two vampires escape from a military experiment and prove their love for each other by jumping off a building. Guns! Torn limbs! Wheelchairs! The evil Army Master and his goons better watch out. These aren't your typical vampires. They're...

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    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherRaymund Hensley
    Release dateApr 26, 2020
    ISBN9780463350430
    Suicide Vampires: A Short Story
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    Raymund Hensley

    Raymund Hensley is the author of Filipino Vampire.

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      Suicide Vampires - Raymund Hensley

      Suicide Vampires: A Short Story

      by Raymund Hensley

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      CONTENTS

      Suicide Vampires

      About The Author

      Other Books

      Copyright Page

      Suicide Vampires

      The army general walks into the science lab and shakes hands with the investors.

      Greetings, friends, he says. I am Army Master. Welcome to the future of warfare.

      The investors wear black suits and carry briefcases handcuffed to their wrists. The lab is filled with standing glass tubes housing monstrous mutations in bubbling water. There are crates of monkeys, snakes, and other animals – all to be experimented on and merged with human flesh. An angel with wings, in a white dress, tied up and gagged, stands behind a glass door. The overhead speakers sing Hildegard von Bingen's Kyrie Eleison, a song the scientists always play to improve work efficiency.

      Army Master walks the investors to a large glass box in the middle of the lab where a man and a woman – dressed like Bela Lugosi's Count Dracula – are kissing and loving each other while standing on a bed of roses.

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