Space Cat-astrophe: My FANGtastically Evil Vampire Pet
By Mo O'Hara and Marek Jagucki
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In the second book of this FANGtastic spin-off of Mo O'Hara's New York Times—bestselling My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish chapter book series, an aspiring evil scientist and his mostly evil (and totally forbidden) vampire kitten blast off to Evil Scientist Space Camp.
My epic summer has just gotten even more epic, because Evil Scientist Summer Camp just turned into Evil Scientist Space Camp! AND it will be led by the totally epic evil astronaut Neil Strongarm! Who is looking for evil apprentices for his next space mission! Which means that I could totally go into SPACE!!!
I’m already well on my way to Evil Emperor of the Camp. Winning this competition should be easy. Okay, so maybe I didn’t expect Geeky Girl to be quite so good at being evil, but I know I’ve got this. All I need is a plan. Hmmm . . . I wonder if you can take evil kittens on space stations.
Let the Epic Evil Spaceness begin.
Signed,
The Great and Powerful Mark
Mo O'Hara
Mo O’Hara is the author of the My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish series. She grew up in Pennsylvania and now lives in London, where she works as a writer, actor, and storyteller, visiting theaters and schools all across the UK and Ireland. Mo and her brother once brought their own pet goldfish back from the brink of death (true fact).
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Space Cat-astrophe - Mo O'Hara
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I just don’t get it,
Geeky Girl said for the third time.
He’s an astronaut and he’s evil.
I paused for her to take it in. So he’s an evil astronaut.
Geeky Girl’s face looked like she was trying to figure out how to divide a really big number or something. Then she shook her head again. He can’t be both.
Yes, he can,
I said.
Urgh,
agreed Igor. Igor was a kid of few words. OK, no words, but he knew his stuff about evil celebrities.
Geeky Girl kept talking. But how can a person spend time in the vastness of space and look back at the small, fragile blue marble—
Wait, they play marbles in space?
I interrupted. But that would be stupid ’cause, like, they wouldn’t really roll, just float around—
I meant the Earth!
she interrupted back. Because it looks like a blue marble from far away in space! How could someone look back on the fragile blue marble that is the Earth and not want to do something positive with their lives?
I slumped down onto the bench. Igor, show her the book.
Igor went over to one of the beds in the tent and picked up a hardback biography of Neil Strongarm. He handed it to Geeky Girl. Urgh, urgh,
he said.
She read the title, "The Man Who Should Have Been the First Man on the Moon, and then flipped it over to read the blurb on the back.
‘One day, as I looked out of the spacecraft window back at the spinning blue marble in the vastness of space, I had a thought about my destiny.’ See! she said smugly, and then kept reading.
‘I looked at the Earth, so tiny, and all the stars around it, and I thought, World domination is for wimps! I want it all! Space and everything!’ Noooo…" Geeky Girl whimpered.
I told you,
I said. Neil Strongarm is actually evil and he’s actually an astronaut and he is actually coming here to camp to run the contest this week. This is gonna be so epic!!
Urgh, urgh, urgh,
Igor added.
Reeeooowl!
Fang jumped up on the book and clawed at the picture of Neil Strongarm on the cover.
Hey, kitten, watch the book jacket.
I scooped her up and put her on the bed next to Geeky Girl.
I don’t think Fang likes Neil Strongarm,
Geeky Girl said.
She hasn’t even met him yet,
I said. And I can’t exactly go up to him and introduce them, can I? Illegal pet in camp? Fang and I would be on the first canoe out of here.
Urgh, urgh.
Igor nodded his head.
BBBRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMM!
Then the ground started to rumble. Whhhooooaaaa,
I said, grabbing the bench so I didn’t fall off.
Fang dug her claws into the mattress and Geeky Girl’s jeans to steady herself. Owwwww, Fang!
Geeky Girl unhooked Fang’s claws from her now partly shredded jean leg. What is that noise?
URGH!!!!
Igor shouted from the tent flap as he peered out. Urgh, urgh!
He’s here?!
I jumped off the bench and ran to the tent flap with Igor to look out.
Who? And how do you know that’s what Igor meant?
Geeky Girl said, standing up to join us.
"You spend long enough in a tent with a guy and you learn what his urghs mean, I said.
It’s Neil Strongarm’s transport shuttle. It just landed."
Then the kid with the trumpet that gives us our evil wake-up call in the mornings started to play. There was a kid on the drums with him this time, though, too.
Dum … dum … dum.….… DA DUM! the trumpet started. Then the drum kicked in. Boom, boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom.
"Is that the movie theme from 2001: A Space Odyssey?" Geeky Girl said.
Yeah, he learned a new evil space tune in honor of Neil Strongarm,
I said. I would be worried that it might impress Neil, but really, when you spend time in small echoey spaceships, the last thing you want to hear is a lot of loud music.
Igor nodded again.
So, did you come up with any plans to impress Neil Strongarm yet?
I asked Geeky Girl.
I don’t even think I want to impress an evil astronaut,
she said, and shrugged.
’Cause I’ve come up with some of my best evil inventions yet. I’m going to offer them to Neil, so he knows that I’m not just any old evil scientist kid. I’m an evil inventor too.
So what have you got to show him that’s so impressive?
she said, crossing her arms.
"OK, first, my Evil Super Space-Expanding Foam—useful in all space station and spaceship scenarios. Everything from battle repairs to home improvements in space can be made easier with Evil Super Space-Expanding Foam," I said in my best TV-commercial