Snow White and the Seven Phalluses

By Polly Liticat

In this sexy version of the classic fairy tale, Snow White discovers that negotiating with dwarves is hard! Very hard! But she also discovers that she doesn't mind. Not one bit!

Excerpt

Everybody went to bed frustrated that night, and Snow had another horrible nightmare.

Again, it started out well enough. A pair of elven ladies were stroking her all over with their delicate, talented fingers. Snow laughed and kissed then alternately, their long tongues almost serpentine in her mouth. One of them raised a heavy comb toward Snow's tresses and she arched her neck back, sighing happily, but in the instant before the comb passed from her view she saw a glistening, viscous substance dripping from its teeth. The elf ladies laughter turned brittle, cruel. With a shimmer they merged into a single figure: the Old Queen. As he sneered down at her she knew the stuff on the comb, and sinking now into her scalp, was vilest poison.

When she awoke, the moon must have already set, for the darkness was utter, beyond anything she'd experienced. She lay rigid in the black, chilled by her sweat. But as her breathing eased, she heard soft snores from the dwarves' bedchamber, and these soothed her. She gathered her courage and crawled, guided by the sound, into their room and up onto their huge, round bed.

There, nestled in amongst the dwarves, she slept well until morning.

• Language: English
• Publisher: MemeThreeFour
• Release date: Oct 4, 2020
• ISBN: 9781005125998

Polly Liticat

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Snow White and the Seven Phalluses

By Polly Liticat

Copyright 2020 MemeThreeFour

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Spoilers/cautions: This story features M+, F-solo and M+F sex, including oral, anal, and manual sex, as well as object penetration. Everyone in this story is polysexual.

As always, everyone doing or thinking anything sexual in Polly Liticat's stories is 18 or older and a legal adult in their realm, and, also? completely imaginary.

You might want your smut to be apolitical, but Polly Liticat believes that because porn is always (at some level) about sexual power dynamics, porn is never really apolitical. If that sounds like BS to you, you might not agree with Polly on a bunch of other stuff. You might not want to read their stories. (Or you might want to read their stories just for a rage boner. Up to you.)

If the ethnicity or any other physical attribute of a character is not described when they first show up in the story, you are encouraged to decide it's whatever you are personally into. Most of the males in this story are from a fantasy race of dwarves, and no disrespect is intended to actual people regardless of their stature.

If you like this story – or even if you don't! – reviews wherever you purchased it are greatly appreciated.

Thanks for reading,

Polly

Snow White and the Seven Phalluses

Here's how it all started: one fine day jealous Old Queen Reginald was primping and preening before his mirror, and he said,

"Mirror, mirror, oh so gay,

In